This Webpage has been

BANNED!

by Vasco Phillip de Sousa

the hyper-sensitive sole member of the Portuguese activist group

Lusotopia

for the four photographs it displayed:

  1. The first photograph, taken by a WASP artist, displayed Portuguese people trying to live up to WASP ideals, thus denying the Portuguese their separate identity.

  2. The second photograph was of a painting by a WASP artist that depicted Portuguese as somehow different from WASPS, thus leaving the viewer to think of Portuguese as the "other".

  3. The third photograph had NO PORTUGUESE AT ALL!! This was the worst because in it's clandestine way displayed the WASP artists desire for a world completely rid of Portuguese, and could be an incitement to genocide.

  4. The fourth photograph was by a Portuguese, a Portrait of Vasco Phillip de Sousa himself. Vasco liked this photograph, but the feminist WASP artist was offended because she said it was sexist.

So you see, until we get this mess sorted out (and no, this isn't just some elaborate lame excuse because we haven't got our act together on this webpage yet!), until this mess is sorted, this page will be as bare as (metaphorical phrases deleted for fear of offending hyper-sensitive artists.)

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