Just Not Good Enough!
To keep our reputation as a Division 1 Institution, we can't go around accepting every LOSER who applies.
You have been rejected for the following reasons
- Intellect: Your personal statement was horrendous!
- Hand Eye coordination: It took you too long to answer the simple questions.
- Taste: How could we accept a fan of that lousy webpage?
- Personal Hygene: You stink like cheese and fish!
- Age: At that age no wonder you got everything wrong!
- Physical Fitness: After sitting in front of this screen so long, you must be a right potato belly!
On the bright side you do have the following things going for you
All in all, you are an A class loser!
However, we still want your money. You can still become a student through our clearing process. To be notified of when and what courses are available through clearing join our mailing list.
We're laughing at your misfortune all the way.