Chez Sheila


Entrees

Steak and Leaves

A charming combination of the finest beef topped with leaves and organic materials to keep you regular. This dish has been granted the (Up)Chuck seal of gastro-intestinal approval.

Sheila’s Scottish Surprise

A hearty stew combining all of the meager supplies to be found in an antiquated Scottish keep in a charming concotion designed to provide maximum appetite satiation in just a few bites.

Sheila’s Scottish Eggs and Spam

What is better than Sheila's Scottish Surprise? Sheila's Scottish Surprise for breakfast. Served with toast, spam and lots of onion.

Sheila’s Scottish Surprise a la Canned Kippers

What do we do with left over Sheila's Scottish Surprise? We mix it into this tasty left-over concoction with some canned kippers for a little pick-me-up (off the floor after I've eaten this)!

Parisian Pot Pie

Tired of the same old French Food? Try our delicious Parisian Pot Pie. We combine the finest French greens with mystery meat baked in Sheila's Special Sauce for a mouth-watering hot meal.

Andean Anaconda

I picked up this (snake) charmer in the jungles of Peru. What better way to get revenge on a jungle predator than to have him for dinner? Sauteed in a butter sauce, this reptilian delicacy will leave you jonesing for the jungle.

Sheila’s St. Lawrence Soufflé

A tasty dish made from the catch of the day. You’ll picture yourself being blasted by sea salt from the waters of the St. Lawrence Seaway with every mouth-watering bite.

Sheila’s Rice Royale

This vegetarian (without any meat at all) dish is the very best available in vegan dining. A luxurious rice dish cooked in a creamy mushroom sauce with every left over spare veggie from our kitchen makes this a vegetarian's dream meal!
 
Dessert Menu

Jackian Jello

The ghastly glow of this glorious green concoction is the perfect finishing touch for your dining experience.

Fruit Salad a la Chuck

 (Up)chuck's love of grapefruits led to the creation of this extraordinary fruit salad, combining grapefruit, melon and berries served in a heavy fruit syrup. Guaranteed to coat any digestive tract!
Drink Menu

Martiki

Whether you are celebrating a successful mission or drowning you sorrows, this is the perfect drink for any occasion. The peaceful blue color will make you feel as though you are on a Caribbean beach with a tropical breeze blowing through your hair.

Tobourbon

Another mission-created, spectacular-for-drowning-your-sorrows concoction. We'd tell you the ingredients, but then we'd have to kill you.

Dark and Chewy Ale

If you can see through it, we don't serve it!

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