Roman times part 2

(At the palace where Caesar is)
(In comes a soilder)
Soilder: Lord Caesar. I have of great news to report
Juilus Caesar: What is it?
Soilder: First off, a beautiful girl was chased by 3 men. Somehow, she stopped them with some kind of an attack.
Juilius Caesar: Is that so? Maybe we should make sure women are not neglected
Soilder: Also, the chef we hired is also a girl
Juilius Caesar: Hmm. Could it be that girls are becoming better chefs than boys?
Soilder: Also, we captured 2 girls who attacked 2 of our soilders. They're being taken to the colluseium.
Juilius Caesar: They seem stronger than I expected
Soilder: And, there's one more piece of news to report. A boy and this weird dressed woman are said to race against each other in the Circus Maximus in two days
Juilius Caesar: Hmm. I wish to see this myself.
(Meanwhile, behind a pillar)
So this is the Juilius Caesar I heard about. And that's what happened to UDX, Ami, Rei, Minako and Makoto. But what about the children?
Juilius Caesar: I'm starving. Bring in the chef
Soilder: Will do
(In comes with some food)
Juilius Caesar: This looks delicious.
It's a dish I came up with. Try it
(Juilius Caesar tastes the food.)
Juilius Caesar: Mmmm. Tasty. Guess you're our offical chef.
Indeed.
Juilius Caesar: Go ahead and head home. You'll be paid tomorrow for your excellency in cooking
Thank you.(Leaves)
Juilius Caesar: What was her name again?
Soilder: She said to be named Makoto.
Juilius Caesar: Hmm. That sounds weird. But, she'll do.
(Meanwhile, we find wandering the streets of Rome)
That's the last time I ever get encountered by a pervert who tries to follow me.
( continues to walk when all of a sudden, she gets pushed aside)
Hey, what the..
Roman Man: Hey toots, remember me?
You again?
Roman Man: This time, you're coming with me(Grabs and puts her on his shoulder)
HEY PUT ME DOWN! HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!
(January 21st, the Collusium)
(8 gladiators are in the arena. On top of the collusium is Juilius Caesar)
Juilius Caesar: So, what is today's match?
Soilder: The two girls that we caught will face 8 gladiators. If they win, they will be granted their freedom. If not, they will be fed to the lions.
Juilius Caesar: Let the match begin.
(Out comes and in gladiator uniforms)
I feel weird wearing armor
So do I. But we have to fight for our freedom
(The gladiators charge and )
This is not good
I can handle this
( gets surrounded by 2 gladiators as is chased by 6 gladiators.)
(dodging 5 slashes by both gladiators) Okay then, how about a piece of THIS
( charges up and does a spinning sword attack on both gladiators, knocking them to the ground. The crowd cheers)
KNOCK DOWN
( is combatting against the other 6 gladiators, haven already taken one out)
I really need some help on this one
Allow me
( charges at the gladiators and starts slashing at them, only taking out one of them)
Juilius Caesar: Those girls are relentless.
Soilder: What should I do?
Juilius Caesar: If the gladiators fall, send out the lions
Soilder: Yes sir.
(Later, there was one gladiator left and both and surrounded the gladiator)
Gladiator: Uhh, I give, I surrender
(The crowd gives a thumbs down)
Gladiator: NO FAIR!
( and chases the gladiator till it goes into the lion's den. Then the two stop as you can hear the gladiator get torn to pieces)
That doesn't sound good
Tell me about it
(Out comes 3 lions coming at and )
Lions.
Don't run. They'll chase you and eat you up
I know that. Do I look scared?
(One of the lions roars)
Don't twitch.
Why should I?
(The lions all roars)
( roars in anger)
(The lions roars again)
( roars in anger again, but louder and fiercer)
Juilius Caesar: Oh my. That long haired girl must be some kind of beast.
(The lions turns their backs and run)
You did it.
I did it.
Soilder: What should I do with them?
Juilius Caesar: Let them go. They fought for their freedom, they deserved it.
Soilder: Yes sir
(January 22nd, Circus Maximus)
(We find coming out into his charriot.)
I'm going to make sure I win this one and hope I knock out Petra Fina
(In comes and she goes into her chariot)
You're going down, kid
I wouldn't bet on it, you old bat
You're lion food
(Meanwhile, in the shadows)
You carry the marbles and the oil
Why should I? You're bigger than I am
No, just plain taller. I'll spill the marbles and the oil.
I thought I was going to.
You let out the chickens
Bah. Alright. I'll let out the chickens
(Both chariots are at the start line)
(At the top of the stands is Juilius Caesar)
Juilius Caesar: So, who is this, boy?
Soilder: I am unsure, but I believe this boy is battling against the other weird looking girl for some sort of revenge.
Juilius Caesar: Let's see what he can do.
(3 seconds have pass and the chariots take off from the starting line)
HAHAHA! I'm way ahead of you
We'll see about that(begins to catch up)
(At the curb)
Now you doofus.
Let's see you get past this, kid
( pours the marbles onto the field a bit after passes the curb. starts to come up)
Petra Fina forgot that I can move marbles out of the way
( closes his eyes and the marbles moves by themselves out of the way. Then he starts to catch up)
(In the stands)
Hey look, it's UDX
Wow. He's racing.
(During lap 2, we find about to approach the curb again)
I think the kid deserves a bath. An oil bath
( spills the oil onto the track after passes.)
(Coming up) This is bad
( closes his eyes and the oil turns hard and breaks apart)
What? No way
(In the stands)
GO UDX
The final lap's coming up. He has to catch up
(During the final lap, is catching up to )
HEY YOU, GET BACK IN LINE
Forget it
(In the shadows)
Send them out.
I wonder if he ordered regular or extra crispy.
( pulls the cage open and the chickens fly out and they attach themselves onto )
(In the stands)
Hey wait a minute. I smell a rat in this race
So do I
(In the race, we find still surrounded by chickens)
YOU WANT TO CHEAT? WELL I CAN CHEAT RIGHT BACK SUCKER!
( closes his eyes and the chickens flies towards )
Huh? Hey what the?
(The chickens surround and starts pecking her.)
Hey get off me you fowls.
(One of the chickens pecks at the chariot and it seperates the horses from the chariot. The chariot keeps going straight)
Get out of my way(shoves the chickens aside)(Sees a wall in front of her) This is gonna hurt
(The chariot crashes into the wall and falls out)
Oww my head.
('s chariot passes her and makes it to the finish line)
Juilius Caesar: Impressive. It seems the boy won.
Soilder: Majesty. I just learned something. The chef, the girl being chased, the two warriors and the boy in the chariot. They're all young.
Juilius Caesar: Young you say?
Soilder: Indeed. Apparently, it's the youthful that is more succesful.
Juilius Caesar: Tell this to all the people in Rome. The youth shall survive. I must find a way to be young.
(Later, outside, we find approaching and )
Hey, where'd you two been?
Trying to find some clues to where our enemies have gone to.
We did get lost.
Guess we better find a place to relax
Voice: UDX, I found you.
Usagi?
(In comes )
Usagi, what are you doing here?
I got worried about you. So I came here.
I'm feeling a bit tired.
So do I
Uhh, Usagi, UDX. We were wandering around and came across the Bath's of Titus. We can take you there. The other senshi are there as well.
Thanks
(January 24th, Bath's of Titus)
(We find the four senshi relaxing in the hot tub)
Man, I can never get enough of this area
This feels much relaxing.
Hey, where's Neo, Rini, Usagi and UDX?
The two kids and Usagi are sharing a tub with each other. UDX is alone as usual
Poor kid. Apparently, UDX is more of a loner these days.
(Meanwhile, we find relaxing in a seperate tub from , and )
(Looks at ) He seems lonely)
I notice that, Meatball head
Hey wait a minute. Who gave you permission to call me that?
Your sister
( points at , but she is gone)
Huh? What the?
(Thinking) Damn. I don't know what Megatron will do. I may believe that Megatron may be in the beginning of time. I have a bad feeling about this
(Suddenly, springs out of the water)
BOO
WOAH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT, RINI!
Sorry, but you look lonely
I've been concentrating too much on Megatron. He may have slipped away. Which means we may have lost to him
You worry too much
(Suddenly, the place starts to shake)
what's going on here?(gets out, but he is naked) Something's going wrong
(, , and heads outside without any clothes on and sees a giant robot attacking the complex)
(Birthday suit) WHAT IN THE WORLD?(Sees the symbol) Blast you Petra. I'll get you for this.
(Birthday suit) Quick. Let's get into our max forms. ETERNAL CRYSTAL POWER!(Becomes )
Now this is news. TRANS METAL 2 ARMOR(becomes )
(Birthday suit) Uhh, UDX, what are we suppose to do? We're butt naked?
Uhh, DNA Merge
(Birthday suit) Right
(Birthday suit) I left my wand on the ship. Let's do it
(Nothing happens)
(Birthday suit) Aren't we suppose to DNA merge
(Birthday suit) There's suppose to be a flash before this can happen
(Birthday suit) Guess our parents are on their own
(Inside the ship, it was , and )
We'll teach that kid to mess with us. That meatball headed girl as well.
Gotcha.
Firing rockets
(Outside, the ship fires off rockets as they fly at and )
WOAH! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
I'M GETTING CREAMED HERE!
We have to DNA Merge
Right
(Nothing happens)
What? Us too?
I have a bad feeling about this
Just recently, I created a jewel that prevents two forms from turning into one.
Great. We have to destroy the crystal to DNA merge again.
That won't be easy. That shield is super strong. We have to find a way to disable it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE CRYSTAL?
You said put it somewhere safe
So we threw it somewhere safe
YOU NITWITS! GO AND HELP ME FIND IT!
( and gets booted out of the ship and goes searches for the crystal)
Quick. Let's go find it
Indeed
(They both run off)
Great. They both ran off. Oh well, I still got these brats to deal with
(Birthday suit) You cheater
(Birthday Suit) I should have brought my wand with me
Voice: Not so fast
WHAT? MORE GIRLS?
(Out comes , , and )
OH GREAT! IT'S THE SENSHI!
That is right. I am the Senshi of water: Sailor Mercury. On behalf of the planet Mercury, I'll flush you out.
You better watch out, cuz I'm the Senshi of fire: Sailor Mars. On behalf of the planet Mars, you're toast.
Being the shocking of all Senshi, I am the Senshi of Thunder: Sailor Jupiter. On behalf of the planet Jupiter, I'll give you the juice you really need
Love power is powerful enough from the Senshi of love: Sailor Venus. On behalf of the planet Venus, you're going to get the lashing you deserved
Your intros are annoying. Let me give you a taste of my weapons
( fires off missles at the senshi)
MERCURY, AQUA ILLUSION
( casts Aqua Illusion on the missles, making them malfunction stop working.)
NO FAIR YOU CHEATER! You'll pay for this.
(Meanwhile, in the field, we find and searching for the crystal.)
Where can it be?
Don't look at me
(They see the anti-DNA crystal next to the tree)
There it is.
Let's get it
(But before they can touch it, comes in and swipes it away)
Man, you four are too slow.
HEY! GIVE THAT BACK
Come and catch me if you can(runs with the crystal)
NO FAIR!
Usagi, catch(throws the crystal to )
GOT IT!
(Back at the ship, the senshi are still battling against the ship)
Those Senshi are too fast for me. Well, wait till they see my secret weapon.
( was about ready to press the button)
Voice: NOT SO FAST, PETRA FINA
WHAT? WHO'S THAT?
(In comes and she's holding the crystal)
OH GREAT! IT'S THE MEATBALL HEAD!
I'd watch that mouth if I were you. Otherwise I would break the crystal.
YOU WHAT?
You better start praying if you want this crystal back.
(All of a sudden, comes up and breaks the crystal with his sword)
MY CRYSTAL!
HEY WHY'D YOU BREAK IT? I WAS ABOUT TO FORCE PETRA TO SURRENDER!
Don't underestimate Petra. You may think you're making Petra surrender, but she can pull an ace out of her glove. Besides, I'm getting impatient in waiting to DNA Merge.
Oh, right. I forgot.
Shut up and let's do it.
(Flash occurs)
UDX
Sailor Moon
and DNA MERGE TO(Becomes ) MANOON!
(Birthday suit) Hey, they DNA merged
(Birthday suit) Don't just stand there, let's kick some Petra butt.
(Flash occurs)
NEO TSUKINO SAMI
RINI TSUKINO
and DNA MERGE TO(Becomes ) LUNAR ANGEL
THOSE STUPID RATS! CUZ THEY BROKE THAT CRYSTAL, THEY CAN DNA MERGE! WELL, THEY CAN'T GET THROUGH MY SHIELD!
We'll see about that. LUNAR/MANA RAINBOW KISS(throws a rainbow at the ship, damaging it)
THOSE RATS! THEY TOOK OUT HALF MY SHIELDS!
Let us take off the other half. SILVER ARROW(Throws a silver arrow at the ship, causing it to malfunction)
NO! THIS CANNOT BE!
YOU'RE MINE, PETRA! LUNAR/MANA X SLASH
( performs the X slash and it hits the ship)
I am in need of a facial makeover
(The ship explodes. When the dust clears, is covered in black soot)
MY SHIP IS RUNIED! AND SO IS MY MAKEUP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! BOZOS, LET'S GET GOING
(, and hops into the Catamaran and it flies off)
That will teach them who's boss
We did it.
(Later, we find the team heading back to the ship)
Man, that was a fine trip
Indeed
(They see with a sad look)
Troshi, what's with you?
Juilius Caesar is, dead.
It's suppose to happen
We are not suppose to change time itself.
You're right. Come on. Let's head backwards
(Inside the ship)
Hey guys. I have found the new location. It's during the beginning of Mankind.
Take us there
(The ship takes off and disappears)
(In the vortex)
We should be near Megatron's location. The signal's getting stronger
Uhh, I hate to be a party pooper. But there's an ANAMOLIGUE COMING UP!
That's bad, is it?
(The ship starts to shake)
(Glowing) Somethings, happening, to, us
(Glowing) Too, painful(collapses)
(Everyone falls down)
(with an orb) What's going on here? What are they up to?
(Suddenly, the orb fails and falls)
Ugh
Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of BOTVGH:TND
On the next episode of BOTVGH:TND, the team makes it to the early prehistoric ages, but Usagi has disappeared. To make it more bizzare, UDX becomes Manoon unexpectly. What will become of this? Find out on the 3 part conclusion: Matrix Agenda on the next BOTVGH:TND