DNA problem

(We find still traveling through the Spirit Realm on the path to King Kai's place!)
*Pant, pant* Man, this route is tiresome! But, I'm only halfway there!
( continues)
(Meanwhile, back on earth)
Shadow 1: he he he he! Those humans think they have me under wraps! They better think again!
Shadow 2: What shall we do, master?
(Shadow 1 reveals itself as )
Patience! Patience! We shall strike while they're busy! And then, we'll finish them off! He he he he! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Meanwhile, back at the base, we find and looking at the sunset together)
The sunset looks romantic!
It seems perfect just to watch the sun out here!
Yeah, but with the beauty, comes the darkness!
I feel like looking at this forever!
(All of a sudden, a Sayian tail grows, on )
Rini? A Sayiajin's tail?
A certain monkey and a evil scientist injected some sayiajin blood into my system!
Saiyajin blood?
A friend of mine, Gohan, also has this tail!
Gee, I never thought of that!
Hey, I have an idea! Why not we DNA merge? UDX said that he DNA merged to restore some of his HP!
Why not?
(Flash occurs)
NEO TSUKINO SAMI
RINI TSUKINO!
and DNA MERGE TO(Becomes ) LUNAR ANGEL
(Sees the tail is gone) Alright! No tail!
(Meanwhile, sees )
Hmm! I wonder why Neo and Rini DNA merged again?
(Out comes )
Lucille, what are you doing out here?
I just came to tell you that Speedy saw something about Gohan turning into a giant gorilla! I can't stand this pain anymore
( gets upset and missles launch from her! freaks out and runs)
Hey, that sounded like, like(Sees the missles), Oh no!
( tries to fly off, but is hit by one of the missles and gets knocked out!)
Oww!
( gets up)
You'll have to excues Lucille! She does this very often!
Thanks for the reminder!(Cough)
Now come on, we have a gorilla to stop!
(Meanwhile, we find looking onward as a giant Sayiajin gorilla stomps the land with its feet)
Excellent! And I did nothing to cause this!
Shadow: Boss, how come I have to be in the shadow?
Gee, that's a good question!
(Meanwhile, we find and fighting against the giant gorilla)
Damn thing's big!
I'll say, shadow!
The only way to defeat it is to take out the tail!
Well, all I know is that it won't be easy unless we DNA merge!
Fine by me!
(Flash occurs)
Speedy Cervice
Shadow bird
and DNA MERGE TO (Becomes ) SHADOW SAMURAI!
(The flash gets the Sayiajin gorilla's attention!)
Uh oh! We better move out of the way
( moves just in time as the gorilla flings its arm down)
Damn, that was a close call!
's voice: SPEEDY!
Polly? What are you doing here?
I heard you needed some help
( flies through the air, hoping to attack the Sayiajin gorilla)
Be careful!
(All of a sudden, The Sayiajin gorilla grabs and squeezes it)
AHHHHH!
Oh no you don't!
( goes up to the gorilla, but gets swatted back by one of its attacks!)
OWW!
(Back in the air, manages to break free)
Now, for the tail
( sees a sayiajin tail on itself)
WHAT? But that's impossible!
(From a distance) Interesting! Very interesting! It seems to me that the Lunar Angel has a sayiajin tail attached to it
Shadow: One of the could posses Sayiajin DNA
Indeed!
(A group of tengus lead by and flies down)
Ahh! They have finally arrived!
Shadow: Are you sure, Myotismon?
Indeed! They have the artifical moonlight to drive that gorilla bonkers!
Shadow: This ought to be interesting!
( flies over to and with the shadow behind it)
So, you are Myotismon
Indeed! You have the moonlight, right?
Here(Shows the artifical moonlight generator!
What do you intend to do with this?
It's simple! To drive the gorilla mad!
(Back in the air)
Shadow Samurai, how do we take out this bad monkey?
I don't know! UDX and Goku knows how to handle this!
(All of a sudden, a bright moon light shines from the ground?)
What's going on here?
It looks like Megatron, Nephrenia, and two unknown lifeforms are hitting us with artifical moonlight!
(The Sayiajin monkey starts thrashing around at and )
(On the ground)
THAT LIGHT, I CAN'T SEE
I can't see ether! I don't know if we're going to win
( gets upset and missles fly out of her head again! All of the missles hit the sayiajin gorilla)
Lucille, can't you be a little careful?
(When the dust clears, the gorilla is still standing without a scratch)
TOTALLY UNAFFECTED?
I guess I was not able to help! I can't stand it anymore!
( gets upset again, but nothing comes out)
Lucille, listen! Those two are in deep trouble! We may need their help!
I don't know what to do!
Trust me!
I'll do what I can! Anything for a former singing group!
(They both begin to glow)
What's happening?
I think we're glowing!
(Sees the two glowing) Oh my..
(Flash occurs)
Polly Esther Cervice
Lucille
and DNA MERGE TO(they become)
Lovely mipple!
Another DNA merge?
Being the DNA merge of Polly and Lucille, we can create special striking attacks to bring our enemies to their knees!
Alright! Go and get that gorilla before(starts to hurt in pain) AHHHH!(Falls)
Lunar Angel
( goes up to and pulls the sayiajin tail off)
Better! Now for the gorilla
(Meanwhile, in the background)
Hmm! It seems to be that they have a new DNA merged duo!
Tengus, intrupt their process!
(The Tengus flies at )
Look out, Mipple!
( fends off the tengus that fly at her!)
Tengus, I hate tengus! They just make me wanna
( lets loose missles from its cape, and they hit and cripple the tengus)
It seems that the girl is powerful! Yes!
(When faces The Sayiajin gorilla, it moves out of the way, just in time, as it avoids a giant fist attack)
This should stop you in your tracks
( sprinkles a stun dust substances, and it knocks out the Saiyajin monkey)
Now samurai, the tail!
( performs the cat slash, and it hits tail, cutting it off! The Sayiajin gorilla returns to being (Birthday suit))
Poor Gohan! He looks tired out!
But you, will be eliminated!
You're, Myotismon!
That's Myotismon?
Yes! Daddy told me about Myotismon!
Now, let us see who's the best! Crimson Lightning(Throws a red bolt)
YAAA(Moves out of the way)
I'll handle this!
( fires missles from her cape and they hit )
Oh, is that the way you want to play it! Greasly wing!(Fires off bats)
I'll show you bats!
( fires fireballs at each of the bats! But more bats fly her way!)
Oh no!
Outta my way!
( slices through more of the bats!)
Hmm! Most impressive!
BAH! Let me at em!
( fires dragon breath at , but it was destroyed by )
Shadow: You both don't know when to quit1
and what do you propose?
Shadow: Why it's simple, I have a device, for I am...(Comes out of the shadow to reveal to be...)
Mojo Jojo!
I remember you! You crashed one of my concerts! And I was enjoying it!
Well, enjoy this
( fires a beam into the air and the shockwaves hits , , and , reverting them back to their demerged forms)
Ugh! That was a demerger beam!
Mwa ha ha ha ha! My beam work
(All of a sudden, a blast of energy destroys the weapon)
MY WEAPON!
(From the sky is )
Son Goku?
GET EM
( fires more fireballs, damaging , , and )
Everyone retreat!
(The villains runs off)
Is everyone okay?
We're okay, Son Goku!
Looks like you have the pride of your father, Neo! Now excuse me!
( picks up and flies off)
I wonder what seperates my dad from Goku?
I don't know!
(Meanwhile, back in the spirit realm, has reached the end and sees a small planet above)
So that's where King Kai's place is! Well, time to go see it!
( jumps high and starts falling towards the planet)
It's kinda small, for a planet!
( was falling too fast)
Uh-oh!
( collides with the ground of the planet!)
Oww!
( tries to get up, but is having problems)
D, damn! I can't seem to get up that easily!
( does his best to try to get up! By the time he does that, it's still hard for him to stay up!)
How big is the gravity?
(All of a sudden, a monkey named bubbles appears)
You, you must be King Kai! I'm UDX-san! Nice to meet you!
Bubbles the Monkey: Ooo ooo ahh ahh!
Uhh, hehehe! Before we get started, I am a little hungry, can you help me get some food?
(Bubbles the monkey goes to a tree and climbs up! follows slowly)
Ohh! Hehehe! This one's a real doozy!
(Bubbles the monkey throws a fruit downwards, but is unable to catch it, as it falls through the ground!)
Uhh, can you try to throw another one, King Kai?
(Bubbles the monkey throws another fruit! This time, is able to catch it and slowly brings it up as he starts to chomp it!)
Man, that tastes good!
(Bubbles the monkey climbs down)
Ya know, this gravity is kinda hard! You probabily know how to handle this gravity, right?
(Bubbles the monkey starts walking with its hands in the air)
Hmm, like that, eh? Let me try
( gets his hands into the air, but is having problems)
Man, this is harder than I thought
(At the house, you can see a figure get distracted by 's speech)
Like this, eh?
( mimics the movement of Bubbles the Monkey as he tries to stay on two feet)
This is much harder!
Voice: I've seened a sayiajin do better, but you are crazy!
Huh? Wha?
( turns around and sees )
Uhh, who are you?
I've seened you met my monkey friend, Bubbles! By the looks of you(Snickers) you seem to be pretty much into "Monkey see, monkey do!" Anyway, I'm King Kai!
You? You're King Kai?
UDX has finally met up with King Kai, now his training shall begin! Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of BOTVGH:TND
On the next episode of BOTVGH:TND, UDX begins his training by attempting to capture Bubbles the Monkey! Will he succede in his training like Goku did? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND
The kid reminds me of when I had to train Goku!