Cries on the battlefield, part 1: Let the battle begin

(In Southern California, where some men are)
Hmm. It has been 6 months since Y2K. And yet no aftereffects.
Heh, don't look at me, Chopperface. Our transmetal protoforms protects us from this hunk of scrap
Yet, I still have the ability to transform to my original form and my technorganic form. And still no ****in HUMAN FORM!
What's with 8 legs?
I do not know.
( pops in)
Hey, I just got some word about UDX and the gang returning to base.
Alright. UDX is coming back.
And he's carrying his friends.
Then let's form a meeting
(Meanwhile)
Urrgh. Why'd you have to call this meeting? I was having my beauty sleep.
I called this meeting because UDX is coming home.
Everyone: Say what?
UDX and the crew are coming back.
Then that means we can continue that search for Serena and Jared.
Proving that we're the only sailor scouts left.
You're just jealous of Serena
(Apparently, is noticing that is missing)
Where's Charlie Tuna?
Still weeping about this Protoform X!
Oh-no. Not Rampage.
(Meanwhile, our team is flying towards San Diego)
It's going to be great to be back home.
I didn't realize you missed this place so much.
Looks a bit like my home planet.
When I get back, I'm going to relax in a bubblebath.
Hey, do you hear something?
Hear what?
There's an odd sound.
I hear the sound as well
(All of a sudden, a missle comes in and hits the team, sending them flying towards the ground)
I don't like this.
( attempts to fly towards the others, but gets hit by another blast, sending him flying.)
UDX!
No I don't wanna die.
(All of a sudden, the crew lands on a lift(Without ))
We're alive.
Spock?
(Everyone notices pulling the lift.)
Depth Charge?
How did you..
Simple. Found Protoform X and you guys.
Yeah. We saw this protoform X character in the rain forest of South America.
Huh? You look like Klawkat.
Actually, my name is spiky. I am doing my best to hunt down Kojiro. He took out most of my family.
I feel the same way too. Protoform X destroyed Colony Omicron. I was the survivor. From that day forward, I vowed justice on Protoform X by destroying his spark.
You know, killing too many people would give someone the death penatly.
Knock it off, James.
Heh heh, sorry.
( lands and transforms)
You know what to do. Protoform X is mine.
Wait. I want to go with you.
This Kojiro character only killed your family. Protoform X is a lot tougher.
I know. I faced him.
Hop on(Transforms)
( hops on and they fly away)
(Meanwhile, with )
Man. Where did that come from
Callabatt's voice: UDX. It is I, Callabatt. Listen, I know a source of power that would increase your Metalix armor.
Increase?
Callabatt's voice: Follow the spherical light.
( chases after the spherical light)
(Meanwhile)
So UDX found and healed me.
So UDX was of good use. Apparently, I came here when I heard that UDX was coming. But where is he?
Miss kitty kat has a point. Where is the fearless one?
UDX, myself, Vegeta and James share a special ancient Chinese art of communicating. He's is okay, but is trying to find the source of his armor.
Source? Jared what are you talking about?
I do not know.
Uggh. Even Jared's as empty headed as a certain meatball head.
Hey, you leave the wisecrackin to me.
( storms in)
We're under attack.
(Looking in a telescope): Woah. Looks like Nephrenia and some odd robots.
Let me see(Looks in the telescope): Wait a minute. I know those bots. Those are Terrorsaur, Tarantulas, Scorponok, Waspinator, Quickstrike and Inferno. They were destroyed.
I'd suggest we take the fight, to the enemy.
(Meanwhile)
A cave. But why?
Callabatt's voice: Enter to reveal the dark secret.
( enters the cave and sees a mysterious pillar.)
What should I do?
Callabatt's voice: Rely on your instincts.
( puts his palm on the pillar and a mysterious light glows.)
(Back with the cast)
We've got the heroes out, but one of them...
Is missing.
No. Look. Isn't that Goku(Points to )
So, this is the powerful Goku.
Whatever, dactyl brains.
Please don't call me that while I try to slaughter maximals. But one of them is missing
(Let's go check on and )
I can tell where Protoform X is.
You do? I have a hard time finding Kojiro.
You don't know what you're missing.
(All of a sudden, appears)
I'm ready, X!
Oooooh. I'm scared. And it seems you brought along a kat buddy. I heard it has revenge on another person.
It was trechery, Crablegs.
Bah. I'll keel haul the both of ya.
( is firing missles all over the place. and is blocking the fire)
He's insane.
I know. Blame that on Starscream.
Urrgh. How that name makes me mad.
(Meanwhile, with our heroes)
Hey! Where's Spike-head?
( is being chased by , and )
Heh. You jerks think you can outmanenuver me?
We'll just see, Sayien.
(, and chases after , only to run into a wall.)
There's nothing better than speed and cornering.
( is busting through walls, chasing after )
Well except for brute force.
(While is chasing , , and are to the side)
Ready, go!
(, and fires on sending her falling to the ground)
(Getting up) All units, covert to my coordinates. It is time to finish off the earthlings, for good.
(Later)
(Western Music plays as our heroes starts to gear up. unloads another clip and loads it into his blaster. charges up. appears from the skies to assist as does (They were summoned by their sage friends). is loading in another wing missle. is loading up her Rocket Launcher. is switching on his tail blade. assists . The Sailor scouts , , , and are powering up their energies. and charges up their weapons. summons , , , , , , , and . follows behind.)
(The villains gear up, which includes , , , , , , , , and . Then in comes , , K. Rool and which is followed by , and more robots, plus Tengus.)
( and are facing and are about to fight)
( is surrounded by a white glow as he is starting to toughen up(Inside that is.)
Start it
(Both the good guys and the villains raise their weapons and the screen goes to white)
Stay Tuned for scenes from the next BOTVGH:TND
On the next BOTVGH:TND, good and evil dukes it out in one of the most hairraising battles with good outnumbering evil, till Stephanie arrives. Can UDX arrive in time? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND.
I swear to protect the universe with all my might.