Revenge of Purin Master

( was sitting there starein' at the stone tablets, for the third day in the row since was back.)
(looking at the tablet) bunch of symbles, bunch of lines ... ... ... ... ... heh heh heh heh, that symble looks like roadkill!
( and walks in)
... ... ... and that symble looks like... ... ... jimmy hendrex.
Shut up! This is the third day now!
Meowth! You'll never translate the text like that. Just forget about it!
What'cha mean that I'll never translate? Take a look at this! (picks up a piece of paper)
whats on it?
I treated the things like little pictures. (reading) Circle, box, pointy thing, jimmy hendrex, another pointy thing...
What does this mean, @$$-#%&#?
that's easy! it mean... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... it means... that... we, uh, it will...
(rain pours outside)
(confindent) It's raining on roadkill!
.... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ...
Yeah!
(sarcastic) ohhhhhh... I understand now!
... Yep, it's udderly uncoinendental...
and : You an idiot!
Ok... forget the tablets! Now what?
Play hackysack?
Sure.
(elsewhere)
(in a dream sequence...) UDX?... ... ... UDX? I'm talking to you through my mind.
(In a dream sequence, elsewhere) Zelda? I can here you! what do you need?
I only come with news. You know that Purin Master?
Oh, Him... Her... It... Dang, I can't tell what gender it is!
It's a mystery to all... ... ... but anyway, Somehow I can feal Purin's Intentions!
Really? So what he's fealing... ... or she or whatever...
I can't really tell... ... ... All I know is Purin wants revenge.
Agienst me, right?
Yeah, but not as much. More like Tuxedo Mask. He would have, but Y2K delayed that!
Why is that?
He feal that if it wasn't for him, he thinks the fact that he would have won on killing Klawkat!
Anything else?
Only little details.
How's that?
Oh, he's...
(the large flashing light appears, and the image of appears!)
Purin Master!
What he is gonna to do is...
Be gone! (Forces out of comucation.)
Why are you doing this?
Tell Tuxedo Mask and the other member of the four touchs of death to come to the Space Needle at Seattle.
Why Do you want this location? Why not elsewhere? Is there a trap?
Oh, I so wanted to suprise you. since while you were asleep...
(A picture of appears, Gagged and Tied)
Serena!! How did you...
Mind Control! Did you forget I have this ability?
You B******!!
How Flattering! I'll say this again. I want The four touch of death, tuxedo Mask, and Yourself to go to the Space needle in Seattle, ALONE! that is all.
Wait!!
(a shock of lightning hits , forceing him to wake up)
(in the real world...)
(Waking up, in a sweat) Sailor Moon!
UDX! sailor Moon disappeared!
Man, It just don't get any worst...
Hey! Breakfast time. I made Corn flakes... Although it's been ready for two hours now, I heat it up!
Oh, Geez... It just got worst!
(A hackysack breaks through a window)
Nice shot!
(Looking through the window) Hey, Did I hit anyone inside?
Fortunalty not.
(Jumps through the window and Grabs the Hackysack) OK. Your turn, Cartman! (jumps back outside)
What's with today?
Hurry up, Fearless leader! The Milk is curling...
(the same Hacksack flys through the same broken window, and hits upside the head)
Again?
did it hit anyone?
(Looks at Meowth with a "I will beat you up if you don't get out of my sight" look while pointing at )
(grabs Hackysack) Hey Cartman! On the Forehead! 200 Points!
(from the distance) All right! I'm Kicking yo @$$, cat!
(from the distance) oh yeah? (With the Hackysack, hits in the unpleasent area)
What was I going to do again?
Serena, Remember?
oh yeah! METALIX CRYSTAL, MAXIMIZE!
(In a flashing light, goes through that same Sailor Moon transformation sequence(with a blue background), but becomes )
Get Vegeta, Jared, James, and Charcoal! We need to find Tuxedo Mask and...
(a Rose hits the Ground)
Tuxedo Mask?
I'm right here, I over heard the conversation in your dream!
Yeah. We need to rescue her.
(a Hackysack flyes through and hits 's hat off.)
The Hat! That 100 points, Klaw!
The kat hit the hat!
(pocketing the Hackysack) You won't see this for a while!
ok... Hey, UDX took our Hackysack!
Well, let's get another! (Points to a large tub of Hackysacks)
(dusting off his hat) Let get to the space needle!
(later, the Four touches of Death, and Tuxedo Mask arrives to the Space Needle)
Purin! We have arrived! Let us in!
hah ha ha! You came! Now you enter!
Don't play us as fools! Where's sailor Moon?
As you wish... (forces , Still gagged, to hover above, then quickly brings back inside) Proof enough?
I don't know... I have a bad feeling about this...
Hey! Remember, When Forests are in danger, when Dinomite danger lives, when Old ladies are trapped in burning Buildings, My Fire Breath will Stop them. , while J feals better about himself)
You should work on motive speaches more!
What! I though it was good!
Well, let get this on!
(the Elevater of the Space Needle opens)
Let's rescue Sailor Moon!
(Elsewhere, in seattle...)
(a Truck pulls in)
You should work on your driving!
You nearly got us killed!
Hmm hmmp hmmp hmp!
Next time, I do the Driving, Hooded Twerp!
(A hackysack hits in the Head, Knocking him out)
Hah! That sucked, Meowth! I give that... hmm... -2 points!
(scratches ) That's the last time you keep score!
Yeah! Watch a pro!
(when got up, kicked the hackysack through one side of 's head, to the other, Killing him!)
Yeah, I give that... ... -1 point!
( smacks upside the head)
yep!
What is with you three?
Fork the hackysack over.
(hands the hackysack over) Well, F*** you too!
(takes out another one) OK, let...
Now listen. I want you to hand me that one Bean bag thingamajig your holding!
( gives the Hackysack, and threw it against 's head, knocking him out!)
Uh... +3?
Listen! I want you three to stop goofing off, and that's the bottem line...
and (tonelessly) Cause Stone Cold Said so, yeah we know...
( Stunned and )
Man, Steve is perfect in every way!
STEVE!
That's right, Jesse!
(inside the Space needle...)
Sailor Moon!
(managed to ungag herself) UDX! Tuxedo Mask! Vegeta! Jared!
What about me?
Sorry, out of breath to continue speaking!
( falls to the ground)
Hah hah hah! (turns on sheilds) You are in a flying missile! With you gone, Zelda and that pathetic excuse for a Katman will be easy! Enjoy the stars... ... cause that's where your headed.
( dissappears)
Were trapped!
Purin's gonna pay. By destroying us, time will be reversed and our existence as well as our friends existence will be destroyed.
I'll stop things! (fire breaths the Control panal, causing a fire!)
oh... It gotten worse!
( unties )
(the Space Needle is Doing a 10 Second Countdown)
We gotta find a way out) (TO BE CONTINUED)
Stay tuned for scenes from the next BOTVGH:TND
On the Next BOTVGH:TND, UDX and the crew are trapped aboard a flying missle heading for space. How can UDX and his Friends survive? How can they escape the missile-like space needle from exploding while avoid the sheilds, the Charcoal's "friendly fire", or vacuum of Space? Will UDX's Friends be able to help? and...
Oof!!
10 points!
And will those three find a safer Hobby? Find out on the Next BOTVGH:TND... Oy my head!
I just hope we make it out alive. Otherwise time itself shall be destroyed.