Evacuate

(Last time, our heroes attempted to rescue Sailor Moon, only to be trapped inside a giant rocket. Will our heroes break out? And whill Klawkat, Meowth and Cartman find a new hobby?)
*POW*
10 points
Hah, I think I cna do better
Okay, let's see you try
( raises the hackysack and was about to throw it when his head glows)
Uhh, I just remembered something. I'll be back
But who's gonna play Hackysack with us?
Uhh(Notices ), HEY SPIKY, WANT TO TAKE MY PLACE IN A HACKYSACK GAME?
Not now. I'm finding a relic.
Aww, c'mon. It's fun
The only fun I find is blowing up stuff.
I'l, uh, let you have one of my treasures.
Uhh, okay.
(Meanwhile, with the gang)
This is just great. We're all trapped in a rocket and we're heading for outer space. We're all gonna die.
Not only that, time will change according to Purin's rules.
We could reach the controls, but the fire is blocking the path.
Wait. UDX, you still have that Hackysack, right?
Yeah(Gives the Hackysack to ). Why?
If I can just throw this hackysack at the sprinkler valve, the sprinklers will go on and take out my accident. Of course(Puts on a rain coat), I don't want my skin to get wet?
Why? Water weakens you?
No, don't want to get my skin wet.
( throws the hackysack at the sprinkler button. It activates and the sprinklers quench the fire)
Oh great. The water made my outfit so you could see through it.
Thanks buddy.
Now we need to find a way to pilot the missle.
IF I could just...
( fires a laser from his helmet crystal at the missle program core, sending it towards the ocean.)
Hang on, its going to be a long drop
And me without my boxer shorts.
(The missle lands safetly in the water, but everyone minus and falls into the water)
Next time, aim for the mountains
No can do mateys. Its our lives that needs to be preserved.
(Let's check with the hackysack throwing buddies)
Ooooh yeah. You and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals.
shut up so I can throw it.
( throws a hackysack at a window and breaks it. The store clerk comes out with a Giant Shooter thingamajing.)
Store Clerk: Die
(The Store Clerk fires repeately at , and , but they get away.)
Let's try something else.
( notices )
Wait. It's my turn. Give that to me(Takes the Hackysack)
What's he gonna do?
I don't know.
( throws the hackysack at right in the head)
My turn.
( throws the hackysack at in the chest, making him fall)
Gotta aim at the ****.
( throws the hackysack at in the shin, making him hold his shin and fall off a cliff)
That was cool cartman.
Don't mention it. But where's Klawkat?
(Meanwhile, with )
What is it?
He's coming. Purin Master is coming. I can sense his evil presence.
Why didn't UDX stop him?
I don't know. I couldn't communicate with him either.
( appears and uses capture goo to capture and )
Purin Master.
Surprise surprise. After I finish you both off. I plan on taking out Spikykat and that Tratior Kojiro. Soon, the essence of all Katman shall be extinct.
You won't get away with this.
But I have. UDX and his friends are being sailed away towards the stars.(Or so it thinks)
You'll wipe all of crystal tokyo from existence.
Hmph. Too bad
To Be Continued
Stay Tuned for scenes from the next BOTVGH:TND
On the next BOTVGH:TND, UDX returns and finds Purin Master with Zelda and Klawkat help captive. Can UDX rescue Zelda and Klawkat as well as save Spiky? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND
(POW)
8 points.
You cheater.