Mojo rising

(We find

pondering something)

Actually, I like to ponder to myself while trying to come up with a plan.

(Uhh, okay)

I miss the old days. Attempting to blow up a planet. Fat B******. Mini Me. Dr Zaius. Sharks with F****in lasers on their heads. Taking Austin Powers mojo. Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I took Sailor Moon's mojo? I better try this out.

(Meanwhile,

is babysitting

)

Misty, is there an N'Sync tape?

Sorry. Ran out

Oh S***

And I would watch that mouth of yours

Sorry. You can go take it out on Cartman if you want

(All of a sudden,

storms the place(He has rocket boots))

Okay everyone, I am taking this place hostage. And no one leaves till Sailor Moon brings in a ransom of $1,000,000.

(Meanwhile)

(After reading the letter) A ransom? One million dollars? DOES ANYONE HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

None on me

I spent all my cash on my last date with Stone Cold

Get your own cash, B****!

I spent it on armor upgrades

Ditto, except it was materias.

(Feeling faint) I'm sorry. I can't help you. I have a bit of a faintiness.

Let me feel. It's something I picked up from Goku(Touches the top of

's head.) Your brain is feeling dizzy. The reason is that you have been in Pentium mode too long. Can you convert to your CPU mode?

I'll try.(Attempts to convert, but fails)

I'll help on that.(Places hand on head and it glows)

Here goes nothing. (Transforms back to

)

I did it.

It will take a while for your Pentium 2 powers to recharge.(To

) And as for you, take this(Gives her a ATM card with $1,000,000 on it)

Thanks(Leaves)

I don't get it. First you and I were in love, along with Darien, then rarely you, now she lost interest in love. Why so?

Do you remember? She gave up love for peace.

You know, seeing this wants to make me give up love.

Do your best to find love. Even if you have to find another true love. As for me, love just ain't for me

As always.

(Meanwhile,

is running towards where

and

are)

Have to..get there. Don't want to lose..small lady and the Mermaid Sailor Scout.

(

makes it to the house and finds

and

, but no

)

Thank goodness your both safe. But where's Dr Evil?

Behind you

(All of a sudden,

knocks out

with a bash to the head by a frying pan)

Anyone for skillet chicken?(Takes

and dashes off, dropping the ATM card)

Serena!

Great. JUST GREAT!(Smashes a table with both of her fists.) This ransom was all a set up. We have to do something

Right

But first, let me suit up

(

falls to the ground)

(At

's labratory)

(Coming to and attached to a wall) Where am I?(Seeing

) YOU! WHERE'S CHIBI AND MISTY?

Their not here. Its just you and me

What do you want?

(With a big Cyringe) Your Mojo

(

sticks the cyringe in

and sucks up all of the mojo in her)

Your mojo was used to keep your spirit, but not your history. And by drinking this, I will posses your powers.(Pours the mojo into a wine glass, and drinks it) HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Meek voice) Help

With these powers, you're moon dust Sailor Moon, and so are all of your F****in friends. Cuz I stand for evil and only evil and no one but evil. And in the name of evil, I will dominate the earth and its citizen, and that means, you! Mwahahahahahaha!

(Meanwhile, back at base)

(Starting to get faint) Urrgh. Somethings, happening!

Then maybe you should transform back

Its..not that. I sense..that Serena's...mojo was...taken!

Say what?

Apparently, an accident while she was under mind control created a technorganic link between us. I can sense her pain, but I don't sense her mind control. I can sense her mojo was taken by Dr Evil.

Hmph. It always has to be an evil person. Okay, get healed up and meet me outside within 5 cycles(Minutes)

(Later, outside Dr Evil's lair)

So that's where Serena is? Pretty creepy

I can sense it. The pain grows bigger when I'm close to her weak body.

Sort of like a love affair

(

bashes

on the head)

I have no love. I sacrificed it for peace, remember?

I'm getting bored here. Could someone get me a pepsi?

(Everyone else looks at

like he's gone insane)

I rather drink decaf pepsi.

Wuss

(Later, they are going in stealth inside

's lair)

No sign of guards so far. No sign of security cameras.

Yeah, all we have to do is sneak up on that son of a donkey

I'll bet he'll use that mojo power on us

Very funny. Maybe he'll take our mojo as well.

Not mine

(All 4 were sneaking up on

)

As you know, I plan to keep you as a slave Serena. You will do well as my newest slave.

(Weak) I won't...work for you!

You've got no other choice

(A ninja star lands near

)

(Coming out of nowhere): And you are going to get beaten to a pulp

UDX, why the insults?

Hey, you do it all the time!

Ahh. UDX. So you came, along with the other members of the four touches of death. Very impressive! But you'll have to do better than that. I have drank her mojo and now have her powers.

He's bluffing

I'm not bluffing. I'm serious(Fires a lunar blast from his hands)

Oh no!

(the blast hits everyone, seperating all from each other)

I am hurting in pain

Say goodnight(Kicks

with a lunar kick, knocking him out)

(When he comes to)

Urrgh. Where am I?

Ahh! You woke just in time to see me drink your mojo.(Drinks it)! Now I posses your powers as well as your thoughts

You may have my powers, but you don't have the skill

True, but I have this(strikes

with a mana hand strike)! Now if your friends were here, I would have taken their mojo, but since they escaped with the meatball head, I'll go find them.(Leaves)

Luckily that was a duplicate of my mojo.(Frees himself with super strength)

(Outside,

and

are carrying

outside)

I hope UDX is alright

He has to. Dr Evil took his mojo and we could be next.

(A rose lands near

)

James, did you throw that rose?

What rose?

(

appears)

I heard about Serena and UDX's mojo taken by Dr Evil. And I thought you would need backup.

Yeah but, he's got more power

I know. That's why I brought some assistants.

(Behind

was

and

)

As UDX would say "Ain't that just prime?"

(

Appears)

Well looks like there's an audience of people.

People Smeople. Give Serena and UDX back their mojo.

I would love to, but I am taking possesion of it for certain reasons.

I hate it when he says that.

And you got something else to say?

We have to attack, but how?

I studied my master's abilities well. And I developed these(Gives plastic shields to everyone)

Those flat thingys won't protect me from this.

(

fires a mana/lunar lightning bolt, but everyone deflects it with the shields)

What the?

These shields are anti-mana and anti-lunar, thanks to Cybershark

Now its our turn

(Everyone fires their weapon at

, but it's no good)

A tie

Everythings even? Not fair. Now no one can determine the winner.

(Appearing out of nowhere) Maybe I can

(

fires a blast of energy from his arm cannon and it hits

)

Impossible, I took your mojo.

Only a duplicate. I have the ability to duplicate my own mojo so I would still have some left.

No fair!

(

does his X-slash, knocking out

)

Usually, Speedy would do Sword moves, but UDX is more of an expert at this

(Later,

have a cyringe with lunar mojo in it.)

(Still weak) I'm..still...glad to have..my mojo back

Just hold still so I can insert the mojo back into your body

(

pushes the mojo back into

, but she starts to flash)

What's wrong?

Remember your mojo duplicate? It's in my mojo.

Great. Cartman must have mixed it up together. She now posses a copy of my powers.

(With

Defeated, our heroes can rest and

has new powers, but where is

I'll be back

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