Top 20 rejected clips of BOTVGH:TND
Hi and welcome to the top 20 rejected clips of BOTVGH:TND! It's
something I found after this season ended. But we're not done yet. The season 8 preseason
episode will come later this month focusing on the island of maui as a target destination.
Now, let's get on with the book.
(20: A rejected Team Rocket Intro)
Prepare for the scare
It will give you white hair
To protect the world from scary movies
There's a lot of ghosts there, not very goodly.
We'll erase scary notes from our files.
Not only that, we're also very vile
Jesse.
James
Team Rocket, rejecting all scary movies and stories.
Not only that, it gets very boring.
(
snores)
(19: What Misty did today)
(We find 
in bed. She rolls over, falls to the ground and bonks
her head on a table, knocking her out for 24 hours)
(18: Screaming Moon)
I think she's gonna scream.
Cover your ears.
(
screams and it sends a shockwave out, hitting and
sending him flying towards a building)
Oops
( snores)
(17: Rejected idea for "Chicken Run")
How about we have chickens fight other chickens. It would be like
a drunken bar dance
(Everyone looks at like he's gone nuts)
( snores)
(16: Stolen ideas from Amstel Light(With a N64 twist))
This recording was altered by Nintendo to prove TV down just won't do)
Hey wait. Why do I have a cup of water? I didn't order water "dangit."
I ordered a "goshdarn" cup of lappachino. This isn't my "goshdarn" cup of lappachino. This
looks and tastes like yo mama's "stinkin" trash soup. You either take this cup of "liquid"
back and get me my lappachino or you can go to "hades" and lose another "goshdarn" customer.
This proves TV down just won't do. Always satisfying, never TV down.
Nintendo 64: the hardcore gamers system/
(15: What you should never say to a anime character)
How fat are your eyes?
Or
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a scratching post?
Let me try. 1, oww, 2, oww, 3, oww!
This will take a while
(14: What you should never say in the WWF)
Who's your daddy.
Grrr...
( does the low blow on , making him drop to the
floor in pain)
(13: Thy hippies cometh)
What is he doing?
He's nothing but a tree-hugging hippie
(
is hugging a tree)
Please don't cut her down
( snores)
(12: Drunken Predacons(Note: Although I'm not mexican, I decided to make fun of that idea!
And you do know Lomi Salmon came from Hawaii)
*Hiccup* This is kinda cool
Let me *hiccup* get the nachos
Ariba, Ariba.
Don't forget the *hiccup* lomi salmon
What do you need lomi salmon for, B**** *Hiccup, Burp*
Taste like chicken
(11: Scariest thing ever seened)
I love you, you love...
AHHHHHHH!!!
( fires a star bomb, blowing up )
Eww! And I had this suit dry cleaned
That was disturbing
( snores, but kicks him up)
Wake up
(10: Another rejected Team Rocket intro)
James' still licking the scratching post
Watch out, cuz we're the hosts.
To protect the world from stupid geeks
We hate to say this, but they're freaks.
They're stupid, boring and scary.
Heck even their chest is hairy.
Jesse
Jared
Team rocket, the real bullies in this city.
As for the rest, what a pity.
( snores, but kicks him up)
Wake up
(9: Painful aftermath)
( comes in with a bloody tongue, staticy hair and a dissolved scratching
post)
It takes 3,602 licks to get to the center of a scratching post.(grabs
's tongue) Here you try a steel jaw trap.
(8: Screaming Moon 2: Uh-oh)
She's gonna scream again
This time, I'm better prepared.
( screams and her sound wave hits and sends him
flying into )
Get off of me.
Oww!
That hurt
Hope james' tongue heals up
( snores, but a soundwave smashes into him)
(7: Insults)
You know, you look really stupid with that hood on.
That cap makes you look like a clown
Well you're a jew.
I'LL TEACH YOU TO DISS MY RACE
( and gets into a fight.
(6: It happens again, and the overused line)
( proccedes to lick the steel jaw trap)
(Scene switches to a far place. You can hear the jaw snap shut and see a mushroom cloud
come out of the forest)
(MEanwhile)
( and gets out of their fight)
Oh my god, they killed kenny.
You B******
That line is very annoying
( snores, but 's disembodied head bonks
on the head)
(5: Another wrestling line you should never say in the WWF)
I like your mom
Grrr..
( does the pedigree on
(4: Who's that lady)
Hi, my name is Kiki. I exist from an anime series created by Hayao Mitaki.
My Cat's name is Jiji. And I'm searching for a boyfriend
I would love to be her boyfriend
No way, I want her.
( and dukes it out)
This is better than Jerry Springer
( snores, but he gets pulled into the fight by the tail)
(3: Yet another line you should never say in the WWF)
You've been a bad boy, you need a spanky
THAT'S IT
( grabs and spanks him)
(2: Screaming Moon 3: Oh $#|+)
She's doing it again.
Luckily I'm behind her.
( scerams and her soundwave goes straight.)
Haha!
(The sound wave reflects off a satelite dish)
Oh-no
( gets hit by the soundwave and falls off.)
Oww!
(1: The conclusion)
Yep, that's how demented my mind is.
UDX, next time don't treat the rock like that
Well excuse me.
And that part on screaming moon was funny
Well, I don't know what's left to do
( snores)
Fine idea.
(Everyone else snores)
Good morning, did I miss the show?
(Everyone else is asleep)
Oh well. How about a little dance
( dances)
and bits and bits and bits.
(THE END)
See you in Maui