Abandoned Town

(The day was starting to slip into night. Both and are walking towards Seaside Town, which has no lights)
Great. Did Y2K force the people of Seaside Town to put curfews on all of the town?
It seems suspicious. And scary.
Doesn't matter. We need to investigate.
(When they walk into town, it looks abandoned and in ruins)
Oh man. This is worse than a curfew.
I'll say. It looks like this town was attacked. But by what?
It could ether be that dark knight we met last episode, Stephanie Johnson, the predacons, or someone promoting the curfew.
Some say, it was the work of Jonathan Jones
Yeah but, he rarely comes out of the sea. Not one piece of anything that belongs to jonathan jones is here.
( finds a note on the ground)
Hmm, what's this?(Reads the note) Arr mateys. Some grey haired doctor and his weird metal-like landlubbers took me ship with some hostages. Any shark of the sea who sends out this madman will be rewarded with the key to Hyrule. Signed, Jonathan Jones.(To ) Looks like either the curfew guy kicked Jonathan Jones out, or the one who kidnapped the villagers and kicked Jonathan Jones out of his ship is none other than Dr Albert E. Wily.
Gee, that was quick.
But we can't do it during the night. We have to wait till morning.
Yeah. There's an inn. Let's sleep there.
Okay.
(12 hours later(It's still dark))
Hmm, that's odd. The sun hasn't come out.
Very unpredictable.
Maybe someone put a curfew on the sun.
Enough of your curfew jokes, udx!
Sorry about that.
(There are 5 small lights flying through the sky)
UDX, how come the stars are moving in a circle?
Ether its some jerks enforcing the curfew...
UDX!
Actually, it looks like the Ginyu Force. Let me blast them out of the sky.
( fires both of his arm cannons at the lights and they start desending to the ground)
QUICK, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!
(Both and moves out of the way as the five stars hits the ground to reveal
ooooh. My bad.
Urrgh, what hit us?
( aims his arm cannons at )
Don't even think about it.
Well, udx. We meet again with Black Hat Jerk.
What were you doing in the sky?
Oh its simple. We were patroling the town to make sure there were no more villagers for Dr Wily to use as hostages.
Ah, your master is a jerk to sent you and Wily here. And why are there 4 of you?
( is sneaking on with a spiked club.)
Gonna get you, Hat Freak.
( turns around and uses his whip to blind .)
AHHH! MY EYES!
( drops the club and it lands on )
You idiot.
Heh. Sorry, my bad.
Oh you're bad all right. Maybe even worse.
( fires a bolt of energy at , sending him flying)
That was easy.
( gets his by a blast of 's Mushroom Sword, sending him flying.)
Sorry, my bad.
You and torture mask took out two of our men.
Excuse me, what did you call me?
I called you torture mask.
THAT'S IT! I HAD IT WITH YOU, JERK!
( attempts to punch in the stomach)
I'll save you, captain.
( gets in front of and gets punched in the stomach by , knocking him out.)
Idiot. Doesn't he know that I am stronger than that wimpy excuse for a punch?
Well, it looks like we're even now.
Shut up and let's get it on.
I'll take recoome.
The purple name-caller is mine.
( fights and fights )
(Behind the house, a store owner is hiding from )
Store Owner: I hope the metal warrior and the black man can win the fight.
(During the fight, is having a hard time hitting )
Hah hah, you can't even get me ( misses with a punch). Hah hah, miss again.
Hold still so I can hit you.
( punches the hill, moves out of the way, and a boulder crushes )
I need asprin, quick.
(Meanwhile, is having an easy time with )
It's impossible, you can't be me. We dominate over you. We are powerful.
The only thing you aren't is smart.
( punches somewhere unpleasent)
Oww! (falls on his back)
Store Owner: Thank you. I've heard about you two and maybe I can sell you some weapons.
You've got some swords?
Store Owner: I got a nautica sword.
I'll take it.
But what about your mushroom sword?
I'll keep that as well.
C'mon, we have to head off to Jonathan Jones's ship
Stay Tuned for scenes from the next BOTVGH:TND
On the next BOTVGH:TND, with help from Jonathan Jones, UDX and Tuxedo Mask enters the ship with Dr Wily on board. Can they send this doctor to davy jones' locker? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND.
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