The last sage of the stars


(We find climbing Mt Fuji!)
Whew! Who knew the climb up Mt Fuji would be this difficult!
(It starts to get dark and cold)
Man I knew I should have eaten dinner!
( continues to climb to the top!)
(Suddenly, shots ran out in an attempt to shoot down )
What, am I a target of everyone?
(The source of the bulletfire comes from 's newest weapon!)
Ooooooh! Waspinator loves to shoot metal fleshy bot with new weapon!
Oh shut up! We stole it from China before leaving!
Bah, communist fleshy bots **** off Waspinator!
(Back on the mountain)
So those preds want to play target, eh?
( starts rolling past the gunfire!)
Don't just stand there, start firing!
( continues to fire shots from the weapon, but then it runs out!)
Uh oh, Waspinator fresh out of shots!
Great, we should have brought the extra shots if it weren't for Inferno!
(All of a sudden, a couple of arm cannon blasts from and sends them flying)
That should take care of those two! Now for the temple!
( climbs to the top and reaches the Star Temple)
The legendary Star Temple!
(On the communicator) Rattrap to UDX
UDX here!
(OTC) We're glad you made it back! Apparently, the villains have also came back!
Right, I encountered a couple of easy to blast predacons!
(OTC) Well listen, you take care of yourself in an attempt to free the last sage! Rattrap out!
(Later, we find inside the star temple!)
This place is like a space station!
( continues to walk around)
(OTC) Sailor Moon to UDX!
What's up?
(OTC) I just learned that 2 days ago, Sailor Pluto disappeared! She's said to have disappeared into Mount Fuji! Try to find her!
Okay, but the sage of the stars has to come first! UDX out!
( continues onward through the temple!)
This temple is huge! Who knows what traps await me!
( notices a floor panel!)
A floor panel! If I touch it, a trap will occur!
( jumps over the floor panel, only to trip and accidently land on the panel!)
OH NO!
( runs as 3 huge comets fly past him!)
That was close!
(We find approaching a treasure chest!)
I have to be careful! This place is full of traps!
( does somersault handstands to make sure he doesn't set off any traps! Then he reaches the chest!)
Here goes nothing!
( opens the chest! It turns out to be stardust!)
Hmm, wonder what this stardust says(notices a note) Hmm, what's this say(Reads it) Those who posses shurikens, sprinkle the stardust on the shurikens!(Stops reading) Those are ninja stars!
( gets out all his ninja stars and sprinkles the stardust on them, turning them into shooting stars!)
Alright, I got a new weapon!
(The wall glows)
Hmm! That looks odd!(Notices a star shape in the wall)! Wonder what these shooting stars will do?
( fires a shooting star at the wall and it crumbles, revealing a room that looks like an observatory!)
Hmm, this looks as if this whole temple is an observatory!(Continues to wander)
(The observatory-like room has a huge telescope in the middle and many seats surrounding it!)
Impressing!
(All of a sudden, a couple of blasts miss )
More traps?
(Out comes )
Nephrenia!
UDX, you have foiled too much of my plots! Now you will pay for your actions! Get them men!
(Out comes , and )
Soon, you shall perish, UDX!
We may not have Kojiro, but we still have a chance to destroy you!
Face it, you're gonna die!
( dodges out of the way of the attacks from , , and )
I'm starting to get tired of you guys!
Well, get tired of this
( fires a blast in the floor! jumps over it and a hole in the floor opens up!)
(Seeing the hole) Catch you later
( jumps into the hole!)
Drat! He got away!
But he won't get far! That leads to a sand pit!
(At the bottom of the sand pit)
Great, a sand pit!
( hears screams!)
That sounds like Pluto!
( runs to a wall with a star on it and blows it up with a shooting star! When he enters, there was nothing, but sand!)
Hmm, something's wrong here!
(An earthquake occurs)
What in the?
(Out comes a pair of lanmolas: Twin-Mold!)
Ahh, great! Lanmolas!
( notices a piece of cloth on one of the lanmolas mouth)
It got Sailor Pluto! Grrrr!
(Each Lanmola tries to viciously attack , only that he dodges it!)
Man, how much energy do these guys have?
( fires a shooting star at one of the lanmolas! It gets blind and confused, and it accidently attacks the other!)
Well, why not!
( continues to fire shooting stars at Twin-Mold, causing both lanmolas to be confused!)
It's working! Once one of them is down, I'll go for the other!
(One of the lanmolas goes down and dies!)
Time to finish this off, in memory of Sailor Pluto!
( gets out his realm sword and stabs the last lanmola below the head, then execute the X-Slash, killing the lanmola and defeating Twin-Mold!)
That was for murder!
(Sand shuffles in one place)
Oh no! More?
(Out comes a clothless )
Sailor Pluto, I thought you were a goner!
UDX, I'm alright! And it's time to find the last sage, which is me!
You? You're the last sage?
(A bright light glows and both and were in the chamber of the sages!)
UDX, I discovered my powers while exploring this temple myself! It held the key to why I started to have these odd new powers! UDX, you are the only one that can accept this! Please take it!
( raises her hands and the star medalion appears in 's hands)
(The light glows bright)
's voice: Take care UDX, I will meet you back at base soon!
Rauru's voice: UDX, well done! You have awaken all of the sages! Now find the Biggoron's sword in Hyrule and the Realm Gloves to create the Elemental Strike Sword! Good luck!
(Later, appears outside)
Sages complete! My quest is almost over! But what happened to Terrorsaur and Waspinator?
(Meanwhile, in Puerto Rico)
Ahh, this is the life!
(A odd sound is occuring)
Hmm, what's that sound?
(All of a sudden, and freefell on , killing )
That sucked!
Ouch
Oh my god, they killed Charlie!
You bastards
Stay Tuned For Scenes from the next BOTVGH:TND
On the next BOTVGH:TND, UDX searches in Hyrule for the Biggoron's sword while telling a story about Cybertron! What is his secrets? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND!
This quest is about to end!