Spring Break 2003
Atlanta and Savannah, Georgia
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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...all of the stupid things that came out of our mouths throughout the week that have now become classic quotes!  Can you guess which Sara said which stupid quotes?

1. Let's go.  I want some gata wata.
2. "Sara, here is the Krispy Kreme exit..."  (other Sara) "Hello??? Who already ate a 1/4 pound of fudge here...?!"
3. And you know what else bugs me about these homeless kids around here.....?
4. I wish fanny packs were in style so I wouldn't have to carry a purse. Strap on a fanny pack.
5. I have barbituates, muscle relaxers, and Xanax--sorry, no Advil.
6. If the nozzle doesn't fit, don't force it.
7. If marijuana was legalized, I'd smoke it.
8. Hell is a Waffle House in Kentucky.
9. I was at a bar one night when I met this girl.  She wasn't great--but she was clearly drunk so I though she'd be a sure thing. (heard that from a guy somewhere between Ohio and Georgia.....)
10. My finger tastes funny.
11. Are we in hell?  Hell is Stone Mountain.
12. Hell is Walmart in Alpharetta.
13. Hell is Tybee Island in Savannah.
14. You haven't lived until you've been through the ghetto in Savannah.
15. You know, it's not every day that you take one wrong turn and end up in South Carolina.
16. Did I black out?  Did I lose time? Am I Alexis-did I kill someone? (saying this while driving....)
17. I knew we were in trouble when I saw the overalls.
18. Oh shit.  My hands aren't on the wheel. (while driving 82 mph on the highway)
19. (one Sara) What's that smell? (other Sara) My ass. (one Sara) Well your ass smells remarkably like a skunk.
20. (Skyline Chili 3 hours into road trip) I need three juicy three-ways and three large weiners.
21. (30 minutes later) Exit name--Big Bone Lick State Park (hmmm, a family area??)
22. (2 hours later) Exit 144- Stinking Creek Road
23. Please tell Mom this is not her fault.
24. Oh, look...Slow and Slower.
25. Slap me with a splintered ruler. (We have other favorite Alanis Morissette quotes from spring break, but they weren't really appropriate for the web page...sorry)
26. And now, the weirdest, most confusing conversation of the trip:
      " Today is Fat Tuesday. No wait- what day is today?  Today not Fat Tuesday, it's  Monday."
      " Wednesday is Ash Wednesday?"
      " Yes, it's Friday."  (and conversation continues as normal....)
Click on the camera to see our spring break pictures!