Gee Ma I Want to GO

Gee Ma I want to GO,
But they wont let me GO!

They say that in the Marine Corps
the coffee is MIGHTY FINE.
It looks like muddy water
and it tastes like turpentine!

Gee Ma I want to GO,
But they wont let me GO!

They say that in the Marine Corps
the biscuits are MIGHTY FINE.
I threw one across the room
and it killed a friend of mine!

Gee Ma I want to GO,
But they wont let me GO!

They say that in the Marine Corps
the women are MIGHTY FINE.
I asked for Farah Faucet
and the gave me Frankenstein!