Saw an Old Lady

I saw an old lady running down the street

Had a chute on her back, jump boots on her feet

Said, "Hey old lady, where you goin' to?"

She said, "US Army Airborne School"

Whatcha gonna do when you get there?

Jump from a plane and fall through the air

I said, "Hey old lady, ain't you been told?

Airborne School's for the brave and the bold."

She said, "Hey, now soldier, don't be a fool,

I'm an instructor at Airborne School!"

Saw an old lady marching down the road

Had a knife in her hand and a 90 lb. load

Said, "Hey old lady, where you goin' to?"

She said, "US Army Ranger School"

Whatcha gonna do when you get there?

Jump, swim, and kill without a care

I said, "Hey old lady, ain't you been told?

Ranger School's for the brave and the bold."

She said, "Hey, now soldier, don't be a fool,

I'm an instructor at Ranger School!"

Saw an old lady running down the track

Had fins on her feet and a tank on her back

Said, "Hey old lady, where you goin' to?"

She said, "US Army Scuba School"

Whatcha gonna do when you get there?

Swim under water and never breathe air

I said, "Hey old lady, ain't you been told?

Scuba School's for the brave and the bold."

She said, "Hey, now diver, don't be a fool,

I'm an instructor at Scuba School!"