My Granny

When my granny was 91
She did PT just for fun

92

She did PT better than you

93

She did PT better than me

94

She did PT more and more

95

She did PT to stay alive

96

She kept on doing flutter-kicks

97

She up and died and went to heaven

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates
Said, "St. Peter, St. Peter, hope I'm not late
St. Peter said with a big ol' grin
"Get down granny, and knock out ten"
She replied with a big ol' smile
"Sorry, St. Peter, I'm on profile!"