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A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.

Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read "Oh god, my wife is going to deliver a child".

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients! Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:

Oh God : religion

My wife: sex

Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

"Okay.... but where is the mystery?" asked one of the organizers.

The sardar replied: who is the father ??