Features   Labyrinth | Another English Patient? |

Home
Updates
About
Categories
    • RR's
    •
Labyrinth
    •
Slash Fics
    •
Originals

Mailing List
Add a fic
Add a site
Link to Us
Contact Us
Guestbook


Subject: [labyfic] Another English patient?
Date: Thursday, May 27, 1999 11:05 AM

"Nurse. Nurse? NURSE!!!" Jareth screamed, banging on the call button.

The nurse, who was really a very nice person when treated with respect,
entered the room "Yes, Mr. Jareth?"

"Coutd you change the button on the television? The Jerry Lewis telethon is
coming on." Jareth rubbed his thigh over where his new tattoo, "Jerry
Lewis: The true king" was located.

The nurse looked at the remote in Jareth's hand. "You have the remote, Mr.
Jareth."

"I know THAT. Do I look like an idiot? I simply don't feel like doing it
myself. Not in my condition, anyway."

The nurse looked as if she wanted to say something about that, but shook
her head and changed the cancel. Jareth's face looked pinced for a second,
and then he settled back to watch Jerry.

**************************************************

The doctor snapped off the television. "Mr. Jareth, we need to talk."

"Certainly." Jareth said, looking up from his knitting.

"About your condition. Sir, we've run every test we have. You are NOT
pregnant."

Jareth stuck out his tongue. "I am too."

The doctor's knuckles turned white. "You are not."

"Oh, then why am I knitting these booties? Why have I baby-proofed my
castle?" His voice rose. "Why is my ASS GETTING SO DAMN FAT?"

"For one thing, Mr. Jareth, you are an utter moron. And as for your fat
ass, someone has been hitting McDonald's again. "

Jareth stood up. "I'm going home. All I came here for was an ultrasound and
you people are treating me like a criminal." He stormed out.

The doctor shook his head and watched him go. "Damn lunatic." He muttered.

The nurse came into the room, her face white as a sheet, holding a piece of
film in her head. "What's wrong, Marise?" The doctor asked.

She handed him the picture. "It's from Mr. Jareth. It appears to be..a girl."



The UGL fanfic Archive © Gemma, Tracey, Jade and Essy. Main Graphic courtesy of Spider Girl Graphix ©.kK