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Subject: [labyfic] Another
English patient?
Date: Thursday, May 27, 1999 11:05 AM
"Nurse. Nurse? NURSE!!!" Jareth screamed,
banging on the call button.
The nurse, who was really a very nice person when treated
with respect,
entered the room "Yes, Mr. Jareth?"
"Coutd you change the button on the television? The
Jerry Lewis telethon is
coming on." Jareth rubbed his thigh over where his
new tattoo, "Jerry
Lewis: The true king" was located.
The nurse looked at the remote in Jareth's hand.
"You have the remote, Mr.
Jareth."
"I know THAT. Do I look like an idiot? I simply
don't feel like doing it
myself. Not in my condition, anyway."
The nurse looked as if she wanted to say something about
that, but shook
her head and changed the cancel. Jareth's face looked
pinced for a second,
and then he settled back to watch Jerry.
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The doctor snapped off the television. "Mr. Jareth,
we need to talk."
"Certainly." Jareth said, looking up from his
knitting.
"About your condition. Sir, we've run every test we
have. You are NOT
pregnant."
Jareth stuck out his tongue. "I am too."
The doctor's knuckles turned white. "You are
not."
"Oh, then why am I knitting these booties? Why have
I baby-proofed my
castle?" His voice rose. "Why is my ASS GETTING
SO DAMN FAT?"
"For one thing, Mr. Jareth, you are an utter moron.
And as for your fat
ass, someone has been hitting McDonald's again. "
Jareth stood up. "I'm going home. All I came here
for was an ultrasound and
you people are treating me like a criminal." He
stormed out.
The doctor shook his head and watched him go. "Damn
lunatic." He muttered.
The nurse came into the room, her face white as a sheet,
holding a piece of
film in her head. "What's wrong, Marise?" The
doctor asked.
She handed him the picture. "It's from Mr. Jareth.
It appears to be..a girl."
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