A troll and a girl went to a small town, to dazzle the locals with their ethnic ways And also to escape fat, creepy Hansonites And to get away from all the gays. The troll tried to charm the girls by telling them stories of faraway lands Hoping desperately to score some sex Or at least a pair of wandering hands He struck it rich in the latter category and found a girl with hair golden like the sun And let it be known that she was an Audrea! He wouldn't consent to molestation by just anyone. Sadly the troll soon went on his way, to a place that doesn't compare to Amsterdam He was seen off by: a future stripper, GEORGE, and the remaining members of their imbred clan The foreign girl's remaining days were spent filled with coloring books, pickles, and condoms, The imfamous Bagel shirt and a boy named pookie who was very cuddly and fun to fondle She was greeted by many a people there from a Lupino, a Haidy, a JJ, and a Sam to big bird like boys with nappy heads and those bold enough to ask a grown woman about their RAM but brought with her the one that she adored None other than her best friend Julie and together they worshipped the Dark Lord The foreign girl and Julie had quite an adventure They got hit on by crazy Jamaican men While sitting in a booth at the local Denny's "You two girls... Are you lesbian?" All in all the foreign girl had a great summer Seeing all of her wonderful friends And now she sends Julie all the memories they made. That's all for now (GEORGE!) Goodbye. The END.