(setting: everyone is out in the woods with flashlights and rifles) JULIE: Be very very quiet. We're hunting trolls. LUPINO: Beats the hell out of cow tipping. RITU: You know somehow I feel I should have objections to this but strangely I don't AUDREA: I don't know anything about hunting. Why am I here? JULIE: Bait AUDREA: But I'm 18 now. I'm not jail bait anymore.(giggles) RITU: Never mind JARRETT: (shoots Billy in the wing--I mean arm) uh...my bad...sorry... BILLY: (squawks) JULIE: Ritu time for the troll call RITU: (plays a rap album) AUDREA: Here troll troll troll. come here trollie LUPINO: You get you're brown ass over here so I can shoot you. You hear me troll? |
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