(setting: everyone is out in the woods with flashlights and rifles)
JULIE: Be very very quiet. We're hunting trolls.
LUPINO: Beats the hell out of cow tipping.
RITU: You know somehow I feel I should have objections to this but strangely I don't
AUDREA: I don't know anything about hunting. Why am I here?
JULIE: Bait
AUDREA: But I'm 18 now. I'm not jail bait anymore.(giggles)
RITU: Never mind
JARRETT: (shoots Billy in the wing--I mean arm) uh...my bad...sorry...
BILLY: (squawks)
JULIE: Ritu time for the troll call
RITU: (plays a rap album)
AUDREA: Here troll troll troll. come here trollie
LUPINO: You get you're brown ass over here so I can shoot you. You hear me troll?
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