RITU: Come on we can do it like they do on the discovery channel. (licks her lips) DAMIEN: Okay. (Ritu and Damien disappear) JULIE: Just fuckin great. JEFF: Hello Julie. (smiles) JULIE: Ahh! It's the antichrist. Die! JARRETT: Um..Can't we..uh..all just...uh.. get along? JULIE: No you stuttering bastard we can't. He's evil. JEFF: Now Julie I think it's time to admit the real reason you pretend not to like me. JULIE: Pretend? (blinks) AUDREA: You don't look as cute as me when you do that. JEFF: Yes, the real reason you pretend not to like me is that your feelings for me are so strong in the opposite direction. JULIE: No... JEFF: You love me Julie. JULIE: You're a liar. JEFF: It's the truth. JULIE: No you lie you psychotic, mad cow disease havin, satanic, loserish, lung sucking, son of a bitch. DIE!!! (hammers wooden stake through Jeff's heart) I DON'T love you. JEFF: (dies.) LUPINO: I'm very impressed Julie. I couldn't have done it better myself. JULIE: Wanna get something to drink? (covered in Jeff's blood) LUPINO: I've got some decaffeinated Pepsi in the trunk of my car. JULIE: Great. (they walk off) THE END!!!

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