Cheese

As we can see from this satellite survelance photo, the evil cheese has put up bacteria spores into the air causing a radar block out so we are using a strategic map. Fortunately in a joint operation the US, Canadians and the UK launched a full scale assault on the north on France. This was called Operation Under Duke. 4 attack points secured a presence in the country. We do not yet now if this cheese is secured but one thing is for sure, its not getting its way onto Brittish soil. Rule Brittania, die Brittany.

After vanquishing the evil cheese on the coastline, the Americans moved into the city and killed the french locals because they suspected them of being cheese in disguise, even though one is several inches tall and yellow with blue veins and the other is a human, stupid Americans. Once they did gods work by destroying the french locals and stealing all the art and gold, they planted their flag to show that they now ownl this country and it is believed that they will use this to recieve all the tax money after this conflct is over.

We believe that this is the man responsible for creating this cheese, he used his Genetically Modified Monkey brains to extract cells from them to insert this into the cheese. This brought life to the cheese and due to the monkeys subjection to painful medical research, the cheese was filled with hatred from the very start. The first thing the cheese did when it was give life was destroy its creator and any chance to stop this cheese. After that it went to the nearest cheese factory to assimilate more cheese to help it in its conquest to take over the world. We are still not sure of what the cheese's full intentions are but we are certain of one thing, it is pute evil and must be stopped immediatley before it can do anymore harm to anybody.

As we can see for some it is too late, the cheese has already done its damage. This crisp factory sold cheese and onion crisps that had no cheese in it whatsoever. This drove the cheese made because of the immitation. They were outraged that anyone would try to pass off mere flavouring as the great fatty goodness that is cheese. Using the hollowed out veins in the stilton it was able to mature an acid so potent that it could demolish a whole building in one squirt. When will the maddness end!