| The book that shocked the world FTR BITCH |
| Here is just a section of the world famous 500 page pamphlet that the Flatliner recently published. It is by far the most controversial book in Wrestling History. |
| "I've been training for 14 days now. Kensington beleives in me. I beleive in me....................But he doesn't. He really really doesn't." |
| THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP. |
| "That scumbag bastard Balboa screwed me over too many times. Whenever I found out he wanted rid of me from UCW I had enough. Balboa came to my dressing room arm in arm with his bitch Arkensaw, and offered an explanation. I told him "Get the f%$k out of my face you motherf&Łking s*&tbag" and laid him out on his back like his f&*king ho-bitch wife" |
| "One day me and the crazy SOB the Diceman bought an all-day pass at Dirty Dave's Furburger Bar - damn, we went through just about every blonde, brunette and even GINGER chicks in that place" |
| IT MUST BE NOTED THAT THIS BOOK HAS AN 18 CERTIFICATE DUE TO THE NATURE AND LANGUAGE THAT IS WITHIN |