You know your Asian when.....
  • You live in Asia.
  • You look at your friend and see that he has the same HAIRCUT as you.
  • You tap on the table when someone is pouring you tea.
  • People start yelling Ni Ho Ma?
  • People think you're Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.
  • At a restaurant, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
  • Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV.
  • Your parents will get you into places 50% off by saying you are 12 when you are really 15.
  • Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
  • Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.
  • Your relatives' houses smell either like mothballs or medicine.
  • You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and other strange smelling stuff in your medicine cabinet.
  • You mostly listen to rap, dance and techno music/songs.
  • Your parents owns a store like a restaurant.
  • You've visited this site.
  • Your mom has a short haired, curly perm.
  • Your dad is some kind of engineer.
  • You ask your parents for help on a math problem and 2 hours later they are still lecturing.
  • You shop 99 ranch.
  • You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
  • You've eaten parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.
  • You have painful memories of the feather duster.
  • You dress like all your Asian friends.
  • You get nothing when you do well in school, but you get crapped on when you don't.
  • You have about 12 or more Aunts or Uncles.
  • You have tiles in at least 2 rooms in your house.
  • You've read my page up to here.
  • Your family owns Asian Cars (Toyota).
  • You have woven mats in your house.
  • You shop at a Local Asian Market.
  • Your family takes pictures everywhere they go.
  • Your dad has the same haircut he had when he was a child.
  • You see lots of Karaoke videos with phony girls in them.
  • Nothing matches in your house.
  • You have a box of noodles in your house.
  • You have a bucket full of rice in your pantry.
  • Your dad still wears the tube of socks with the stripes.
  • You own some kind of Video Game Machine.
  • You either know how to break dance or knows someone who does.
  • All your little girl relatives have the same hair style.
  • You are usually taller than your parents once you reach puberty.
  • You tell your parents your crisis period and they always have a story to tell you about the same situation they had been through when they were your age.
  • You have a pair of sandals.
  • You have had the hairstyle where you part it in the middle or still have it (Mainly for Males).
  • Your parents or grandparents own a garden.
  • Your mom wears red lipstick.
  • You only have Asian doctors/dentist.
  • You either know how to speak your language or don't.
  • You make fun of your parents when they speak English.