Do you know me?  I used to worship the Dark Lord until I decided to join him on the other side.  Now I just float around looking creepy and inspiring young people to dress like ghouls.  Oh, yeah, it sucks to be one of the undead, but at least I get a steaming bowl of shit for breakfast.

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