Sister Love vs. Nutek Dyrrbin
"Please give a warm welcome to two new combatants, Sister Love and Nutek Dyrrbin!!", Ultrann bellows to the crowd. Some cheers are heard, but most of the audience are anxious for the fight to begin. "I dub this battle that of the clean-cut unholy pugilist against the dirty, dastardly green gremlin. Grolsch, begin the fight!"
With a sudden lurch, Sister Love is first to appear in front of the western gate. Her robes flow over her tall, lean physique, and her bald head shines in the low glow of the lighting above. Her blue eyes and her frown, however, seem to project a dark soul. Seconds later, her diminutive opponent, Nutek, slowly materializes in front of the eastern gate directly facing her. His twisted green body is menacing, if not comical.
The good Sister is first to act. As she quickly moves towards her opponent, she taunts him, saying, "Little man, you will feel my love for you in my fists of steel!" A few yards separate these enemies, and Nutek says, "Oooh, I'm scared, baldy! How about a couple jam tarts! You look like you could use some!" With that, he tosses some tiny jam tarts at Sister Love, then proceeds to wave a tiny feather in her direction. Suddenly she bursts into hysterical laughter, falling to the ground. She clutches her sides as she continues to laugh uncontrollably. Many murmurs and chuckles begin to fill the stands.
"Yes, yes, my pretty, laugh, laugh as your BURN!!", shrieks Nutek. He mumbles a few words of a magical tongue and a flaming sphere appears and rolls straight to the laughing monk. Despite her laughter, she manages to roll out of the path of the burning orb. Nutek begins to curse in Goblin-speak, but remains undaunted. "Can you dodge my bolts of energy, oh laughing girl?" With that, two magic bolts shoot out of his hand and strike unerringly at Sister Love. "Didn't think so!", he cackles. A second later, the flaming ball rolls back and right over top of the pugilist, causing her laughter to sound closer to screams of pain.
"I love the way you squeal, my pretty!", says Nutek. He scans the crowd, and says, "Bow before my greatness, you gawkers!!" Some members of the crowd boo, while others laugh at this boastful imp. As Love's laughter begins to subside, Nutek casually points a finger at her, blasts her with two more magic bolts. She laughs no more.
Nutek starts running around the arena floor, cackling, "Worship me! I am the greatest!!" Many cheers rise from the stands, along with laughter and a few boos.Nutek extends a narled finger to those that boo him. Ultrann then stands and calls the match to an end, as the clerical staff appears to attend the bald, burning warrior.
Sister Love: 200 XP, 86 gp. What was so funny, anyway? Maybe next time you'll get to fight!
Nutek: 450 XP, 187 gp. Congratulations on your first victory, oh conceited one!