1.) You steal plastic cutlery from the cafeteria and use napkins for Kleenex (and toilet paper)

2.) You use duct tape on a regular basis

3.) You start drinking out of bowls because the glasses are dirty

4.) You ask yourself "When's the last time I changed my sheets?"

5.) You start wearing your underwear inside out because laundry is a pain in the ass or you just stop wearing underwear because laundry is a pain in the ass

6.) You walk out in the hallway in your underwear because you're too drunk to remember your clothes

7.) You steal money out of the tip jar at the bar because you only need one more drink

8.) Your towel is shoved under the crack of your door more often than it is around your waist

9.) You forget shower shoes and you just don't care

10.) Your room could be a recycling center with all the cans and bottles by Sunday morning

11.) Febreeze is your best friend

12.) You've made it to your floor but not quite to your bed

13.) You don't even know the name of the person you woke up next to

14.) Three words... WALK OF SHAME

15.) You have more extension cords than outlets

16.) You find yourself calling next door because its just too far

17.) You have become a drunk dialer

18.) You only have friends on your floor because everywhere is just to far

19.) Tylenol and Tums are within arms reach

20.) You take shots in the morning in effort to avoid the hangover

21.) You can count the number of times you've been to the gym on one hand

22.) Your mom calls at 10am and your roommate tells her "I'm sorry she's/he's not in her bed"

23.) You use MSN or ICQ more than the phone

24.) You've made at least one hospital trip

25.) You have many unexplainable bruises and burns

26.) You've been written up at least once (FUCKIN' Quiet Hours!)

27.) You don't have any money for food, but somehow you've managed to buy weed, cigarettes, and alcohol

28.) You make lists like this to procrastinate

29.) Instead of cleaning the dirty bowls you just throw them away

30.) You buy one book for your six classes

31.) If it smells okay (or not) it's clean

32.) You have more condoms in your room than pens or pencils

33.) Mmmm pita pit

34.) Monday is the official "don't go to class day" (well technically every day is!)

35.) You regularly get begged for sex

36.) You despise anyone who showers before class

37.) You can't spell and your roommate can't add, and you continually ask yourself "why am I here?"

38.) Every remote or phone of any sort can never be found

39.) If something goes behind the bed it's lost forever

40.) The bathroom smells so bad you have to wrap your head in a shirt to be able to breathe

41.) There is blood on your pillow and you don't know why

42.) Your roommate has a tendency to spill things on your bed

43.) You make macaroni and cheese without any milk and butter

44.) You don't like cafeteria food so......you just don't eat

45.) "What was your name again.....??!!!"

46.) You watch at least 5 movies a day

47.) You have a 20 minute conversation on instant messenger with the person down the hall

48.) The entire time you are reading this list all you can think about is who you will tell about this

49.) You manage to wake up in the morning not remembering how you got out of you clothes the night before

50.) Every time you walk past a pita pit you feel like you're extremely drunk