Generally Thought-Provoking Quotes
Amusing
-- When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving --
-- I left home to marry a man whom no one liked, and after I married him, I didn't like him either --
-- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine --
-- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder --
-- In elementary school, in case of fire, you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? --
-- According to recent study someone is run over by a car every 5 minutes in the city. You'd think the guy would have enough sense to get out of the street --
-- Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? --
-- Lord, if you won't make me skinny, please make all my friends fat --
-- When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child...eventually --
-- I used to find him boring until I stopped listening --
-- You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough --
-- I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people --
-- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes --
-- I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners --
-- Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner --
-- Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. Your life may not be worth much, but our petrol is --
-- I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow isn't looking good either --
-- I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous --
-- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter --
-- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem --
-- Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it --
-- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants --
-- Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs
or how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less --
-- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action --
-- The other line moves faster --
-- Paper is always strongest at the perforations --
-- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and jumping the curb --
-- Drill a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed --
-- Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally --
-- He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead --
-- The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity -
-- Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock --
-- Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you --
-- Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself --
-- Everyone needs belief in something. I believe I'll have another beer --
-- I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally --
-- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent --
-- When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before --
-- I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem --
-- Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible? --
-- Yesterday was the deadline on all complaints --
-- We are the people our parents warned us about --
-- Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive --
-- Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day --
-- Power means not having to respond --
-- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society --
-- If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything --
-- I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter --
-- In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun
and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, "Stop, or
I'll say stop again." --
-- Life without a friend is death without a witness --
-- Be like a postage stamp--stick to one thing until you get there --
-- A critic is a legless man who teaches running --
-- I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it --
-- If you see a snake, kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes --
-- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every waking minute of it --
-- I plan to live forever or die trying --
-- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home --
-- The beatings will continue until morale improves --
-- Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change --
-- A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking --
-- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? --
-- If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me --
-- I started out with nothing....I still have most of it --
-- If all is not lost, where is it? --
-- The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging --
-- I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock --
-- Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant --
-- It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end --
-- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun --
-- If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt --
-- There are two kinds of pedestrians ... the quick and the dead --
-- A closed mouth gathers no feet --
-- Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove --
-- On the other hand, you have different fingers --
-- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges --
-- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines --
-- Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back --
-- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard --
-- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --
-- I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes --
-- If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? --
-- The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love --
-- Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in --
-- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up --
-- I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought 'why should I?' He never reads any of mine --
-- Be yourself is the worst advice you can give some people --
-- If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives --
-- Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me --
-- I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception --
-- Sacred cows make the best hamburgers --
-- On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten --
-- Hard work never killed anybody...but why take chances? --
-- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three --
-- Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it --
-- If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool --
-- A steak a day keeps the cows dead --
-- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried --
-- It's only fun if you can get in trouble --
-- Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again --
-- She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down --
--
Mae West
-- I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it --
-- Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from --
-- The score never interested me, only the game --
-- I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond --
-- I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one --
-- Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag --
-- Look your best--who said love is blind? --
-- It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect --
-- The best way to behave is to misbehave --
-- Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile --
-- His mother should have thrown him a way and kept the stork --
-- Sex is a misdemeanor. The more you miss the meaner you get --
About Sexes
-- Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with --
-- Better to have loved and lost than to have spent your whole damn life with him --
-- The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman --
-- Women who seek equality with men lack ambition --
-- Behind every successful man there is a surprised mother-in-law --
-- I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?' --
Random Quotes
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
You have to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
Life is all a blur until you stop running.
It's not the things you do that you regret most, but that which you don't do.
Love and hate are such strong words...but why is it we are told we are too young to love but we are never too young to hate?
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watching.
I wanted a pony but I got an education instead. Does anyone want a ride on my education?
Whatever women do, they must do twice as good as men to be thought half as good. Luckily though, it's not hard to do.
Men are all created equal. They just have different faces so we can tell them apart.
Once you stop acting like something you become someone.
Life is filled with touch choices. Start practicing.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll end up among the stars.
It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Sometimes you have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
You have more ears than mouths.
How come you get in trouble for the things you've done, but never get praise for the things you haven't done?
Life is not about what you have accomplished. It's about what you have overcome.
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned out the bed and hopped in the light, all because you kissed me goodnight.
It's amazing how sometimes the person you least expected to fall in love with ends up being the person you can't live without.
Love has no season, no beginning or end, no rhyme or reason, to the way the story ends. No way of knowing how a broken heart mends, and still we keep falling time and time again.
With you I am lost, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.
For yesterdays memories, today's love, and tomorrow's memories...I love you.
I love you more today than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart, because a heart can be broken and a circle never ends.
Immature love says I love you because I need you. True love says I need you because I love you.
Your love for someone must never be kept inside, because it will always be the hardest thing to hide.
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile. So when you are lonely, remember this is true: someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
The three grand essentials to happiness in life are something to do, someone to love, and something to hope for.
Never frown, because you don't know who could be falling in love with your smile.
The best proof of love is trust.
It should not be about who likes you. It should be about who you like.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
You could fall in love with your lifelong friend or someone you haven't met yet, the fun is finding out who it is.
Love doesn't hurt, the absence of it does.
You never lose by loving. You only lose by holding back.
The one person who is worth your tears will never make you cry.
If the world was told they only had one hour left on earth, every phone booth would be filled with someone calling to tell someone else they love them.
Why do we always love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us?
Be sure to never fall in love unless you know for sure someone's going to catch you.
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.
Explain why one day someone walks into your life, and the next day you can't remember how you ever lived without them.
Someday soon I will walk away and you'll wished that you could change things, but we all know it will be too late.
Through the hourglass I saw you. In time you slipped away. When the mirror crashed I called you; I turned to hear you say "Only for today, I am unafraid."
Love seeks not limits but outlets.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls, and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
A true friend laughs at your stories even when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your troubles even when they're not so bad.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge. I wouldn't follow. I'd be at the bottom to catch them as they fell.
Hold onto the ones who really care, cause in the end they'll be the only ones there.
If someone betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have taught you a valuable lesson on who to trust and open your heart to.
Like the tide, some things, arrive in their own mysterious hour, on their own terms and not on yours, to be seized or relinquished forever.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
The road to a friend's house is never long.
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything at all.
The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.
24 Interludes of Life
1. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
2. There are moments in life when you really miss someone so much that you wan to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
3. Dream what you want to dream. Go where you want to go. Be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life.
4. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy, and enough money to buy gifts.
5. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
6. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit with on a porch swing, never saying a word, and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've ever had.
7. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
8. Always put yourself in another's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts that person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themseles, and not to twist them with our own image. Otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.
11. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes their way.
12. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally do meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.
13. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
14. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurtk, those who have searched and those we have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.
15. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance, and you find that you still care for that person.
16. A sad thing about life is that sometimes you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
17. Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
18. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed. need to love those who still love even though they've been hurt before.
19. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is ot love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel.
20. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
21. Never say goodbye when you still want to try, never give up when you feel you can take it, never say you don't love that person anymore when you can't let go.
22. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.
23. There are things you love to hear but you would never hear it from the person whom you would like to hear it from, but don't be deaf to hear it from the person who says it with his heart.
24. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
I've Learned...
that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.
that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back.
that it takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it.
that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts.
that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something.
that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do but the best you can do.
that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it.
that you can do something in an instant that will give you a heartache for life.
that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.
that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
that it's a lot easier to react than it is it to think.
that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
that either you control your attitude or it controls you.
that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.
that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
that learning to forgive takes practice.
that there are people who love you dearly, but just don't know how to show it.
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help get you back up.
that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
that you should never tell a child his dreams are unlikely or outlandish. Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would be if they believed it.
that your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren't biological.
that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt youe very once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
that no matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
that sometimes when my friends fight, I'm forced to choose sides even when I don't want to.
that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
that sometimes you have to put the individual ahead of their actions.
that we don't have to change friends if we realize that friends change.
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret, it could change your life forever.
that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get hurt and you will get hurt in the process.
that there are manyw ays of falling and staying in love.
that no matter the consequences, those we are honest with themselves get farther in life.
that no matter how many friends you have, if you are thier pillar you will feel lonely and lost at the times you need them most.
that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
that writing, as well as talking, can ease emotional pains.
that the paradigm we live in is not all that is offered to us.
that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon.
that although the world "love" can have many different meanings, it loses value when overly used.
that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being nice and not hurting people's feelings and standing up for what you believe.
Love quotes much?
It's not my fault I fell for you... you tripped me.
If I had a star for each time I thought about you, I would have the entire sky in my hands.
Guys are like stars, they're millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.
Don't fall in love with someone you can live with. Fall in love with someone you can't live without.
Missing you isn't the hardest part, knowing I once had you and let go is breaking my heart.
The hardest part about moving on is learning not to look back.
Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong; everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doin great until I ran out of stars.
A million words wouldn't bring you back. I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.
Nothing is more painful than realizing that he meant everything to you but you meant nothing to him.
If you live to be a hundred I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
When I met you I fell in love and you smiled, because you knew.
When I was a child the story would say,
"Somebody will sweep you off your feet someday."
That's what I hoped would happen with you.
More than you could know.
I wanted to tell you my heart's in your hands.
I prayed for the day that I would get the chance.
Just when I worked up the courage to try...
Much to my surprise you had somebody else.
'Cuz these feelings I keep to myself.
I may never get to hold you so tight.
I may never get to kiss you goodnight.
I may never get to look deep in your eyes.
Or so it seems.
I always will be wishing you were mine.
I think about what could be all the time.
All the happiness that I could find.
Baby, a girl can dream.
From the moment I wake up till I fall asleep.
I imagine you're not with her but with me.
Talking and laughing. Sharing our dreams.
It's just a fantasy.
'Cuz you have somebody else.
'Cuz these feelings I keep to myself.
A girl can dream it's true. And to call you my own.
It's the sweetest dream I know.....
I always knew looking back on my tears would make me laugh but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
I would rather be disliked for who I am then liked for who I am not.
Life moves pretty fast so dont stop and loko around you might miss it.
Dont walk in front of me; I may not follow; dont walk in behind me; I may not lead; Just walk beside me and be my friend.
He who scatters the thorns, let him go barefoot.
You never truly know someone unless you have walked a mile in there shoes.
Whats better? A lie that draws a smile, or the truth that draws the truth?
Sometimes I wish I had never met you because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and still you would not understand, so now I leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground...
I will love you, yet to love you makes me cry, so forever I will love you and forever I will cry.
When you asked me who I liked, I said no one, but what I really meant was no one but you.
I wrote your name in the sand, and the ocean washed it away, I wrote you name in my heart and forever it will stay.
Have you ever loved someone and they had absolutely no idea whatsoever? Or fell for your best friend in the entire world, and then sat around and watched then fall for someone else?
I'll drop a tear into the ocean- and the day you find it will be the day I stop loving you.
There is music in beauty, and the silent note which Cupid strides, far sweeter than the sound of an instrument.
Fear? What is there to fear in love? Love is the very reason we live. To fear love is to lose all sence of living, and if we cannot love, then why have we been put here? Fearing love is like being afraid of breathing. It's not something to be scared of. It's something so natural that no one can resist.
The way you let your hand rest in mine, my bewitching Sweetheart, fills me with happiness. It is the perfection of confiding love. Everything you do, the little unconscioous things in particular, charms me untill my heart is full to overflowing.
Everyone says to give up on you, but they dont see you like I do. Your the one who broke my heart, your the reason my world fell apart. Your the one who made me cry, yet I still love you and I dunno why!
Forget the times that you walked by... Forget the times you make me cry... Forget the times you held my hand... Forget the sweet things if I can... I can no longer pretend... I gotta remember now your just my friend.
Who do you go to when your crying, when the person you usually go to is the one who make you cry?
Neveer say I love you if you dont really care, never talk about feelings if they arnt really there. Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie, never say foreveer cause forever makes me cry.
To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by the person you love is everything.
One day you will love me as I loved you, One day you will think of me as I thaught of you, One day you will cry for me as I cried for you, one day you will want me but I wont want you.
Should I smile because he is my best friend or cry because that is all we will ever be?
Never give up on something if you still wanna try,
Never wipe your tears if you still wanna cry,
Never settle with an answer if you still wanna know,
Never say you dont love him if you cant let him go.
I'm convincing myself, yes I will find someone new,
I wont be alone, I wont be with you.
Your waiting for me to crawl back to your side,
But no... Not this time, I'm keeping my pride...
So goodbye forever, i'll be on my way,
Its gonna take time but I'll be okay.
The first time I say you,
I knew it was true,
That I'd love you forever
And thats whats I'll do
You dont have a clue
You dont even know
What its like to be me, looking at you
It breaks my heart to look in your eyes and not see my reflection, but to see hers.
The worst way to miss someone is to be right next to him and know that you cant have him.
I should pin my heart to my back so when I walk away you can see it breaking.
I cant talk to you anymore, its not that I am mad at you, Its just that when I talk to you I realize how much I love you and when I realize how much I love you I realize I cant have you and that makes me love you even more.
I wonder how I ever lived without you because its killing me missing you so much.
Everyone tells me I should forget you, you dont deserve me their right, you dont deserve me, but I deserve you.
Its hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel.
Never say goodbuy when you still want to try; never give up when you still feel you can take it; never say you dont love that person anymore when you cant let go.
Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Dont expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts; but if it doesn't, be content that it grew in yours.
There are things you love to hear but you would never hear it from the person whom you would like to hear it from, but dont be deaf to hear it from the person who says it with his heart.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling... Live your life so that when you die, your smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Kisses are like tears, only the real ones you cant hold back.
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains,
As long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits,
As long as we have love, today is beautiful.
If I could reach up and hold a star for each time you make me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, you kisses still linger, and your wispers softly echo. Its the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.
Why do you look into my eyes and tell me you dont love me, when I can look in your eyes and tell you do.
I'm not crying because he hurt me, I'm crying because I miss him.
The hardest part about walking away from you is knowing you'll never run after me.
I was over him I swear but then he looked at me and simled, and I fell in love all over agian.
If he loves me in his dreams I'll sleep forever.
If you say my eyes are beautiful its because I am looking at you.
If your going to make me cry atleast be there to wipe away the tears.
I dont want the whole world, just your part.
Loving is like breathing, how can I stop?
To see you is what my eyes long for
To touch you is what my body longs for
To love you, me heart has done since I saw you.
How can I get over you, when your all I think about?
My smiles are because I'm always thinking of you.
I cant help falling in love with you, your the one who tripped me.
Getting over you made me relize how much I miss you.
Me, I'm scared of everything, I'm scared of who I am
What I saw, what I did, but most of all I am scared
Of walking out of this room and never feeling for the
rest of my life, the way I feel when I'm with you.
If I had a cloud for every time I thaught of you, I would be walking in heaven forever.
Moving on is simple. Its what you leave behind thats so hard.
How come you have the time to make a girl fall in love with you... But you didnt have enough time to pay attention to me... The girl who already was?
Sometimes I wish I was a little girl agian becuase getting scraped on the knee is much easier to heal then a broken heart.
Goodnight little star, maybe tonight is the night my wish will come true, sleep tight little star i'll bedraming along wish you, and if tomorrow I wake up and hes still my friend, then I'll see you tomorrow night littlw star, and try this wish agian.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second I crossed your mind.
If I never met you, I wouldnt like you, If I didnt like you, I wouldnt love you, If I wouldnt love you, I wouldnt miss you, but I did, I do, and I will.
I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to to live my life wishing you were here, I'm not supposed to wonder where you are, or what you do, I'm sorry I cant help myself I'm so in love with you.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that is when I need it the most.
Everytime I fall in love, I fall for someone new but still I always find myself back in love with you.
They say in this world nothing lasts forever but I dont believe thats true, cause the way that I feel when were together I know thats the way I'll always feel for you.
You never know how much someone means to you untill you lose them.
If a rose means love then why does it die?
Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if you heart still does.
You know you love someone when you want them to be happy even if their happiness means your not a part of it.
Your like my heart, one day without it and I couldnt live.
Falling in love is awfully simple... Falling out of love is simply awful.
I was born the moment I kissed you... I died when you left me.. And I lived while I loved you.
Missing you isnt the hardest part, its knowing that I once had you that breaks my heart.
Never say you love me unless you really mean it because I might do something stupid like believe it.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out.
My heart is always a door waiting for you to enter.
If you love someone dont let them go because he might be the one.
If a tear fell from my eye everytime I wished you were with me, I would have a puddle of fallen wishes lying at my feet.
Love must be a game that I always lose.
If I could have one last kiss I would take it, unless it would end cause that would mean losing you agian.
I hate the way your always right, I hate the way you lie. I hate that you make me laugh, even worse you that you make me cry. I hate that your not around, and that you didnt call. But most of all I hate the fact I dont hate you at all.
Its really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but its really sad when the best of friends become two strangers.
Things change, people change and it doesnt mean you forget the past or try to cover it up, It simply means that you move on, and treasure all the memories.
If I were an angel, I'd give you my wings...just so you could search everywhere for the girl who'd make your heart sing.
If I were a princess, I'd give you my crown...just so you could have a kingdom to search for the one who'd keep you from being down.
If I were the sandman, I'd make all your dreams come true...just so the girl of your dreams could be with you.
If I were a magician, I'd give you my wand...just so she could magically appear to love and keep you strong.
If I were a fairy, I'd give you my magic dust...just so you could sprinkle it and find the one worthy of your trust.
If I were a shooting star, I'd make all your wishes come true...but I'm just a girl in love with you.
Things to Ponder
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on the driveway?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why are there intestates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
What do chickens think we taste like?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship its called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
songs:
american football
"I just think its best, because you can't miss what you forget"
"maybe everything is tragic and temporary"
"as a result of my history i'm afraid i'll let you down"
american hot wax
"are you too scared to change my mind again? I'll call you on your shit just one more time. are you ready to grow up and deal with me?"
"I'm too scared to show I need you, but I can't do this alone. and I'm too proud to be this helpless"
ash
"I feel heaven in you"
atreyu
"let me be captivated by your beauty. then let me fall from your grace unto my broken knees"
"sometimes this beauty is killing me, but at least it's your hands around my neck. your lashes brush against my cheek, coupled with your breath against my neck"
"the world around you falls away and i will still be there"
"sometimes we'll laugh, sometimes we'll cry. no one said caring was easy. i know there were times when emotions felt like pulling teeth"
"fear unrealized will paint the future black as night. just let go. have you felt what it is to fly?"
"how do you gauge loneliness? have you ever felt so alone?"
born to lose
"your miserable life doesn't justify the hateful things you said. lighting a fuse you'll never put out, you just haven't got a clue"
"i'm alright, i'm ok. i'll get over you someday. so many memories of a love that wasn't ordinary"
"i tell you i can't go on like this. you tell me try a little patience. but feelings of insecurity
make this the worst day of the rest of my life"
"a social life with a click of a mouse or a prozac pleasure cruise. have you lost it, given in to the idea you'll never fit?"
brand new
"whatever poison is in this bottle will leave me broken sore and stiff. but it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at. he owes me one last wish"
"if i kissed your neck, would you slit my throat?"
"hey angel, i think your halo has a screw loose. cause you dropped me like a brick off the rooftop of your high school"
"i've seen more spine on jellyfish, and i've seen more guts on eleven year old kids. have another drink and drive yourself home. i hope there's ice on all the roads. and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield"
"take me and break me and make me strong like you. i'll be forever grateful to this and to you"
"i shot the pilot, now i'm begging you to fly this for me. i'm here for you to use, bruised and broken"
craig's brother
"late at night, all alone in the bathroom, you're freaking out cause you just can't control everything that happens around you"
"i try but i can't understand why you have to hold my hand every step of the way, day after day. you depend on my strength to pull you through, but i'm just as weak as you"
"you bear your idiology so stoically that all you can see here is inferiority"
"i'm fine on my own, except i'm all alone. i'm just incomplete without you"
"did God make me blind and give you my eyes? so just hold your tongue until you can hold my burdens"
coheed and cambria
"don't let them scare you when you're down on the floor bleeding"
converge
"you were most beautiful as the damage and the trauma, pounding hard with battered wings of destiny. you were my last great war. you were my heaven ablaze, riddled with faults and fractures"
"i cannot stop shaking because you cannot stop shaking. and these chords they are trembling because your words they are bleeding"
"this is a monument to our everything before forever comes crashing"
"where it all had meaning, where we fell in love for the first time, it erupts in nights like this. tangled in the simplicity of some far off distant evenings with hearts filled to the brim with good intentions and the sweetest of tragedy"
fairweather
"remember, the world's not falling apart, things are falling into place"
floorpunch
"i'll always be the one to tell you how i feel. you might not like the honesty, but at least i'm fucking real"
hot rod circuit
"i'd run there, but my knees are weak and i need to be close to you sometime soon"
the jealous sound
"what's wrong is everywhere. dear, it's a lot like the way that we don't talk"
"i braved what i could and i stand where you stood"
keepsake
"an attempt to hate you for my deepest scar, cause what we had are now just fragments. my blood flowed from your hands. heartless, souless, you could not care less. you drove these splinters deeper"
"i wake up in the morning, not knowing where i'm going and wondering if you're the one for me"
lost north star
"pretend there's nothing left to say, pretend i'm wrong for wanting to stay"
"same car, same road, same song, but a different you. silence kills me, each word a static nonsense. your touch, your words, your love, a scripted lie"
"forever's not long enough for me to hold onto you. please make this moment last a little longer tonight"
"don't waste your tears on me, i'm not worth all the pain"
newfound glory
"it takes a lot of me to wake up in the morning"
"you can't let go of something you've never had. it's ash until you burned it"
"i'm trying to convince myself that the way i feel is all i have"
"one heart is enough to save"
"it's three in the morning and i stayed up all night drowning in my words, writing about you"
"your eyes, the blue stare surrounds me. they only make you stronger still"
plain white t's
"i'm sitting here trying to convince myself that you're not the one for me. but the more i think, the less i believe it"
"you say i'm going nowhere, and that's what keeps me dreaming. you wish i would just shut up, and that's what keeps me screaming"
recover
"i'm betting all i've got on what you have"
rufio
"though we've grown apart, i'll still be there for you, but i don't want to be just a memory to you"
"it's been so long since you've heard the hurting words 'i care for you,' but it's right this time"
"she didn't plan on falling in love. upset the balance she's wanted so long"
"tears are words that we can't say"
sensefield
"just think of me thinking of you and i think of you being with me through my darkest nights. say to me 'don't give up on us,' and you say to me 'don't give up on me'"
"love is building, our lives are building. hate is a building torn down"
showoff
"as true love is hard to find, desperate tears fall from my eyes. and you want to go on your own. and as true love is what i fear, your love brings me to my knees"
skycamefalling
"my wrists so saddened by dull razorblades. and how brave i was staring into the sun wishing my heart was that strong"
"when the sun never rises where you are, you begin to lose track of the stars"
"as we stared up at the same sky and swore that for an eternity, the stars would collide. i can reach the sky, but i still can't touch your heart"
"these butterflies with wings of glass that shatter midair"
something corporate
"i've got scars i'm willing to show you, you heart that i'll never see"
"thought i was lost but i was stranded"
"i'll let my heartbeat drop. i'll falter as the music stops"
"i kiss your neck, i feel you breathing on my shoulder. still i'm perfect. it must be you cause now it's over"
"she wants someone to see her. she needs to hear she's beautiful"
"years of waiting, nothing fading. emptied out my pen, carved the rest into my hand"
"i emptied out my veins onto a page, set to a scream you just can't gauge"
smoking popes
"my heart tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear, 'don't be a pussy all your life'"
"pictures of you speed up my heartbeat, speed up my life"
"let's hear it for heartache. let's hear it for pain. let's hear it for poison tears that wash your dreams down the drain. let's hear it for sleepless nights.. let's hear it for love"
"nothing like the first time, fall in love so strong. please, this is the last time i will ever feel so low"
"the bluest summer skies cloudless in your eyes, a little out of focus here. and the rain belongs to all the tender songs i'll be singing only for you"
"untaken pictures of the two of us in love with an unspoken word"
sparechage00
"i'm afraid you'll never understand me. but you know sometimes it seems you already do. and thats so outstanding"
"i need you to be here. i know this is crazy, please walk me through this night. save me, save me from falling"
"finding it so hard to pass the test of open heartedness, never felt so scared or insecure"
"i hope i wake up in your eyes"
"i can't tell the difference from your side and mine. your lips and mine"
sunday's best
"let's make a list of our abuses, swindles, and violated truces. let's count up the scars and fading bruises"
"all splashes are ripples from the distance"
"ignoring caresses and putting up defenses i know. subtle persuasion and communication i don't"
"i broke its wings and tried to teach it to sing"
"these scars are the stars that will show you the light"
taking back sunday
"i can remember parking lot nights. what did they mean to you? wrapping my arms aroun dyour body, protecting you and holding you"
"you know, of all the thing you 'had to say,' you'd think sorry would have found its way in there somehow"
"all i need to know is that i'm something that you're missing"
"everything i know about breaking hearts i learned from you"
"i dare you to forget those marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best"
"you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath i'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt"