Early Night Show

Umino's Early Night Show

Announcer: And now, with us the great Umino!!!!!!!!! Umino enters the T.V. Studio, with a shiny microphone in his hand. Umino: Good night everyone! APPLAUSE and SHOUT GOOD NIGHT UMINO sign flashes Audience claps and shouts GOOD NIGHT UMINO!


Umino: We have quite an interesting show tonight. We will have the visit of important Sailor Moon Media guests. Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Ami's fans and Michiru's worshipers will have a mud fight! Dial your phone and tell us your favorite. Our beautiful guests Usagi Tsukino and Mina Aino will take your call! Audience claps in delirium

Let us great our first guest: In real life, she is a college student with too much free time, obssesed with almost everything. She pretends to study psychology, while she is thinking of Sailor Moon during class time. She talks too much, she laughes too hard. Her favorite senshi is Sailor Moon. She thinks the best season is Sailor Moon Stars and worships Naoko Takeuchi. Her dream is to travel, be happy and productive (along with having super powers and fighting evil). Hates cruelty, loves animals, adores plants and has a crush on every single Sailor Moon guy except for Yaten. Welcome Umi Hoshino aka Sailor Vega. * Everyone claps just because the sign says so. No one knows who the hell Umino is talking about.* Umi enters embarrased. Sits near Umino grabs nervously a cup of coffee. takes sugar bowl and empties it Drinks her sugar with coffee. Umino: Much has been asked about the Mansion (well, actually, not THAT much). Finally, to give answer to those questions our public has been sending, we have invited the Mansion's hostest and main creator, Umi, to tonight's show. Hello Umi. I am very glad to have you here tonight. Umi: My pleasure Umino. hyper with sugar Umino: Umi, I been reading all the audience questions about the Mansion, and I can see than most of them are about its origins. Can you tell us a little about it? Umi: Of course Umino. Is not a long story. A few years ago TV Azteca Mexico made Sailor Moon part of their regular schedule and I, as many more, became hooked by it. A year ago, I got into Internet. Navegating through Sailor Moon sites, I found one that read "Build your own homepage" and I thought "Why not?" So I started as many others, with one index page as all the site. Umino: There is some gossip about the site being really tacky at first. Is that true? Umi: It was! I had no idea about HTML, the problems of direct linking, ect. I even went through a moving GIF mania! The background took SOOO long to load I bet not even the AQ would have enought of "loading song" tapes to visit the site. Umino: A regular complain to your site is that you don't use thumbnails, why is that? Umi: First, I hate them! Second, I believe that the images are a form of art, and as art they should be exposed. They have to be placed as they would in a gallery or a museum, not shrinked and deformed.

Let us great our first guest: In real life, she is a college student with too much free time, obssesed with almost everything. She pretends to study psychology, while she is thinking of Sailor Moon during class time. She talks too much, she laughes too hard.
Her favorite senshi is Sailor Moon. She thinks the best season is Sailor Moon Stars and worships Naoko Takeuchi.
Her dream is to travel, be happy and productive (along with having super powers and fighting evil). Hates cruelty, loves animals, adores plants and has a crush on every single Sailor Moon guy except for Yaten. Welcome Umi Hoshino aka Sailor Vega.
* Everyone claps just because the sign says so. No one knows who the hell Umino is talking about.*

*Umi enters embarrased.* *Sits near Umino*
*grabs nervously a cup of coffee.* *takes sugar bowl and empties it*
*Drinks her sugar with coffee.*

Umino: Much has been asked about the Mansion (well, actually, not THAT much). Finally, to give answer to those questions our public has been sending, we have invited the Mansion's hostest and main creator, Umi, to tonight's show. Hello Umi. I am very glad to have you here tonight.
Umi: My pleasure Umino. *hyper with sugar*
Umino: Umi, I been reading all the audience questions about the Mansion, and I can see than most of them are about its origins. Can you tell us a little about it?
Umi: Of course Umino. Is not a long story. A few years ago TV Azteca Mexico made Sailor Moon part of their regular schedule and I, as many more, became hooked by it.
A year ago, I got into Internet. Navegating through Sailor Moon sites, I found one that read "Build your own homepage" and I thought "Why not?" So I started as many others, with one index page as all the site.

Umino: There is some gossip about the site being really tacky at first. Is that true?
Umi: It was! I had no idea about HTML, the problems of direct linking, ect. I even went through a moving GIF mania! The background took SOOO long to load I bet not even the AQ would have enought of "loading song" tapes to visit the site.

Umino: A regular complain to your site is that you don't use thumbnails, why is that?
Umi: First, I hate them! Second, I believe that the images are a form of art, and as art they should be exposed. They have to be placed as they would in a gallery or a museum, not shrinked and deformed.

*Umino realizes he lost his notes* Umino: Mmm... Now lets see what the audience thinks!
Lindsey: It has been said that your site is incomplete, Usagi's has no information, while Kakyuu's seems to be just that. What do you have to say?
Lindsey, there are many sites with info on Usagi, while there are almost none with Kakyuu. I try to give visitors what they haven't had in other sites, so I don't give info I think you can find everywhere else.

Approaches Xena warrior dressed like lady. - What do you think Umi should do about these flames?
- Ą?=@]¨#"&$!
Censor enters set and tapes lady's mouth. - No cursing in our show, Missy.
Umino: Ehemm. Lets see who else has an opinion.

Amanda99: Umi, what is the thing you hate the most about the SM net community?
Umi: I have to say the old "don't mix Japanese version with NA version" theme. There exist other versions, the Italian, the German, etc. For example, I used the Mexican version until I decided to change to Japanese. Umino: Then why you use some U.S.A. names in you site Umi? Umi: Unfortunately for Mexico, the first season and half of the second were bought from Dic translated to English (Extrangely, unedited. May be they thought Mexicans deserve to be perverted by evil Sailor Moon).
Later, Azteca realized the mistake, and bought the rest straight from Japan. To avoid confusion, they left the names people was already familiar with, so we had: Serena, Darien, Rini, Lita, Mina. As Ray in Spanish is written Rei, and Amy, Ami, they are exactly the same as in Japanese, so there was no problem with it. Secondary charaters' names, as yours, Umino, were changed. Family names were changed too.

Umino: We have to leave for some news from our sponsors , if you have any comments, questions you want to ask Umi, phone us!
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