Heard around El Paso

"SCHOOL'S OUT, FOR SUMMER!"- Oregon MB, can you say NEW SONG!

"Man this place is dirty" - just about everyone

"Sir, can I see what is in the bag?" "He'll never use them!  He'll never use them!" - Border patrol to Dave Feidler, and Stacy Brake's warning to the Border police

"Son of Bitch, shit!" - almost everyone

"We are going duck hunting" - lots of fans

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" - our beloved drunken fans at the Battle of the Bands, which we won

"Bone plane!" - Doug Hawkins, picture of said plane is here!

"Look at all the glass from busted 40's on the ground" - Erik

"Take that batman!" - Sarah Omernik's punchline to a lame joke that cracked us up before we left.

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong...." - The Story - from Caddyshack, passed down from Matt Pavek to Doug Hawkins

"The slide covers are great!" - most everybody with a few exceptions

"News flash, the Trombones are the Rank of the Millennium:" - Northwest Airlines sterwardess

"Ha ha, Kevin has to sit next to the molest-a-ma-phones!" - Doug, Erik, Pat, Jon L.

"Hey Zalec, how is the view from where you are?" - Doug, Erik, and Pat on  the flight from El Paso to Minneapolis

"Top 10 reasons Mal came along...." - from the Y2K edition of the Rumor Mill

"I'm an alphabetical stud." - Luukkonen (he was surrounded by 5 bone babes on the 747).

"Wanna go swimming?" - Joe Ahrens (a.k.a. The Red Baron)

"My farts smell like fresh baked cookies". - Cheryl Pittlekow

"I'm holding a lottery to determine who's going to be the lucky lady to kiss me on New Year's." - Pavek (he ended up kissing Joe)

"You guys are more funner than people I don't know." - Joe Ahrens

"Is there some sort of rule in El Paso that says when your sign breaks you shouldn't fix it?" -Nipples  "No kidding, even the sign making place has a broken sign" -Zalec

"You smell like my cat's litter box." - Tiff

"Look, there's a petting zoo for Tiffy." -Shay (referring to the Cactus Garden @ Cattlemen's Steakhouse)

"These buses BETTER not cost $350,000....our bus doesn't have foot rests, window shades, and it doesn't accelerate." - Sarah O.   See this link for our bus info!

"Make it sound like a robot." - Luukkonen

"What? Doug has a crush on Kirchoff?" -??? (Apparently, Doug moaned out Kirchoff's name in his sleep).

"Hey, it's the 'Crack Stacks,' it's good to see those again." "Yeah, they're like El Paso, but.......vertical." -Erik Gardner and Zach Hill upon our return to the U of M

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