Tony "Fat Tony" Zabel - Its much easier to get a date when
you are part of a German crime family.
Matt "2nd Best Whistlemaphone" Pavek - Are the marchers on your end of the rank so bad that they make you want to pull your hair out, or is it genetic?
Stacey "My Paul is Saxy: Brake" - Is voice really a major, or did you fail out of IT?
Troy "Tater" Tatting - I guess we know who got the looks in the family....Eeeesh. Also, congrats on the world's shortest party.
Steve "Fade to Black" Gigl - We tried, but Mr. Luckhardt just would not let us have a marching bass guitar.
Ben "Gentle Ben" Oertel - Deep down we know you love the Vikings.
Simon "left, Left, LEFT" Koch - Some guys just can't pull off a trench coat and knit hat during high step - way to go.
Craig Anderson - Thanks for getting all the parties busted in Duluth.
Jason "Utah" Henry - Sooner or later, you'll talk, and when you do...
Matt Clark - You are to band football what Tim Schade was to Gopher Football.
Ryan Peterson - It must be nice to hang around John all the time. You know, he is never wrong.
Kristy McEathron - So you decided to open your mouth this year and you ended up going out with Wilcox. Guess you'll never do that again.
Dave Pojar - You'd think that by being a percussion major, you would be in the Drum Line...Oh, wait - See #3 in the Top 10 list.
Rob Mossefin - Where have you heard this before, "I'm a music major. I don't need to do any of your stooge tasks. I'll write a letter instead."
Shay Rogers - What is a Hoosier, anyway?
Amy Ohlgren - The one converted veteran. Did you threaten to beat up your former section leader? Is that why she didn't come back?
John "Glue Boy" Roers - "Me be wrong, that's unpossible"
Kathy Jo Schmuhl - Eat, March, Eat, March, Eat, Pass Out... Run Cadence - Wait, let me check my Go Go Gadget Heartometer.
Kevin Zalec - We're sure the crowd would have been bigger had we performed in Chisholm.
Jeff Turek - Last of a dying breed. Our sympathies go out to you in your last year of band.
Dave "Preparation H" Whitaker - Thanks to you, the clubhouse is now stocked with Metamucil, Geritol, and Depends.
Andy Staut - Scientists can clone sheep. We're waiting until they can clone perfect marchers like you.
Dave Fiedler - Never before has the bone section been blessed with so many music majors.
Tiffany Frietag - We would make fun of you, but we are afraid you'll beat us up.
Michael Budahn - Silence is golden, but let's be serious.
Mark "I'm not in Kansas anymore" Cartier - How fitting that you were a flying monkeyduring the five minute half time show.
Matt Klein - We can't rip on you, remember, "You're the Best!!!"
Paul "Jr. Fortress" Eaton - Look up the last four entries about the "Current" Fortress.
Scott "Beef" McGuire - What do yo know. Take a year off and you can march in time.
Bridget "Married to the Mob" Ehemann - Beware - It's much easier to get into organized crime than get out of it.
Cheryl "Pagent Queen" Pittlekow - Once again, we're honored to have royalty in our section.
Heather Stoy - Are you trying to say that Schmidty's better than all those smooth talking Italians?
Aaron "Pork" Peter - The "Other" white marcher.
Eric "Pounder" Topp - So does your wife know how you got your nickname?
Reid Trimble - Hiiiiiiii Reid. but seriously, does being able to drive a car justify spending so much time with Jebby Gezella?
Travis Williams - The only Trombone player from Red Wing.
Paul "The Fortress" Seidl - With your experience with special people, we think you could really help the Baritone Section.
Aaron "Purdue Boy" Olson - Are the Boilermakers as offensive as we are?
