Past Bones Page Quotes
"I want to see more movies that show monkeys having
sex."
- Dave Fiedler, in anthropology 1001
"Daylight savings, what the heck is that?"
"You want a bloody lip? Just ask Whitaker!"
- Shay Rogers
"But it's still fall. Winter doesn't start
until solstice!"
-Dave Whitaker
"We Change Lives!"
"69? What does that mean?"
"You know those guys and their big equipment......you
can't stop them."
"I got a call from KARE 11 today, what are they,
channel 4? 5?"
-Professor Luckhardt
"How are you guys likin' this heavy dew?"
-Andy Richter
"Bone house needs 10 or 15 plates." "Why don't
we just get UDS shirts and take the Ice Cream machine too?"
-Doug Hawkins, Derek Barto, and Joe Ahrens
disscusing procurements for next year
BETTER DEAD THAN RED
-The whole band
"Wank Spank!"
-Trombone Section
"You'll take what we give you AND LIKE IT."
- Doug Hawkins, inspired by Amy Olghren
inrepsonse to the Flutes new motto
"Tmabones Musical Institute"
Cub Foods screwed up our cake, so when
Doug asked for a "picture of a trombone, that is a musical instrument,"
This is what we got, a picture of it will be up in the near future.
Go Tmabones!!!!!!
"How do you go #2 on a Campus Connector?"
-Shay Rodgers
"Matt Clark, Alex P. Keaton of the 90's"
-Doug Hawkins
"Our bones are long"
-Fat Tony, in regards to horn angles
"Hey, it's the 'Crack Stacks,' it's good to see
those again." "Yeah, they're like El Paso, but.......vertical."
-Erik Gardner and Zach Hill upon our return
to the U of M
"Take that Batman!"
Sarah Omernik's joke punchline on the bus as we headed
for the airport to leave for the Sun Bowl. Funniest Joke Ever.
"Is that the football team?" - Julie Ladwig
-Julie, in regards to the football team practicing
at the dome the same time we were
"Bridget, you're a bone, quit talking about your
feelings!" - Matt Clark
"And then I f*cked the corpse" - Zach Hill
In response to a very bad joke by one of our bus
drivers.