Past Bones Page Quotes


"I want to see more movies that show monkeys having sex."

- Dave Fiedler, in anthropology 1001

"Daylight savings, what the heck is that?"

"You want a bloody lip?  Just ask Whitaker!"

- Shay Rogers


"But it's still fall.  Winter doesn't start until solstice!"

-Dave Whitaker


"We Change Lives!"

"69? What does that mean?"

"You know those guys and their big equipment......you can't stop them."

"I got a call from KARE 11 today, what are they, channel 4?  5?"

-Professor Luckhardt


"How are you guys likin' this heavy dew?"

-Andy Richter


"Bone house needs 10 or 15 plates."  "Why don't we just get UDS shirts and take the Ice Cream machine too?"

-Doug Hawkins, Derek Barto, and Joe Ahrens disscusing procurements for next year


BETTER DEAD THAN RED

-The whole band

"Wank Spank!"

-Trombone Section


"You'll take what we give you AND LIKE IT."

- Doug Hawkins, inspired by Amy Olghren inrepsonse to the Flutes new motto


"Tmabones Musical Institute"

Cub Foods screwed up our cake, so when Doug asked for a "picture of a trombone, that is a musical instrument," This is what we got, a picture of it will be up in the near future.  Go Tmabones!!!!!!


"How do you go #2 on a Campus Connector?"

-Shay Rodgers


"Matt Clark, Alex P. Keaton of the 90's"

-Doug Hawkins


"Our bones are long"

-Fat Tony, in regards to horn angles

"Hey, it's the 'Crack Stacks,' it's good to see those again." "Yeah, they're like El Paso, but.......vertical."

-Erik Gardner and Zach Hill upon our return to the U of M

"Take that Batman!"

Sarah Omernik's joke punchline on the bus as we headed for the airport to leave for the Sun Bowl.  Funniest Joke Ever.


"Is that the football team?" - Julie Ladwig

-Julie, in regards to the football team practicing at the dome the same time we were



 

"Bridget, you're a bone, quit talking about your feelings!" - Matt Clark



 

"And then I f*cked the corpse" - Zach Hill

In response to a very bad joke by one of our bus drivers.



 

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