I LOST MY HORSE
IN SAN FANCISCO
I LOST MY DRUGS
AT THE DISCO
I LOST MY HEART
ON A HAPPY TRAIL

READ JACK KEROUAC
IN A CUL DE SAC
NEIL CASSIDYS
GOT SHAGGERS BACK
HIGH ON ZEN
IN A FLASH BACK
LOW ON SPEED
BUT PLENTY OF CRACK

AND MY HEART KEPT RUNNIN'
ON A HAPPY TRAIL
YES MY HEART KEPT RUNNING
ON A HAPPY TRAIL

I FOUND MY DRUGS
AT THE HORSE SHOW
I FOUND MY HORSE
AT THE DISCO
I FOUND MY HEART
ON A HAPPY TRAIL

READ DAN FANTE
IN A LAUNROMAT
DADDY CHECKED OUT
HE AINT NEVER COMIN' BACK
I SMILED AT MY HORSE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR
HE WAS DOING THE WALTZ
TO THE DRUG STORE
AND WE STOCKED UP ON PILLS
FOR THE LONG HAUL

AND MY HEART KEPT RUNNIN
ON A HAPPY TRAIL
YES MY HEART KEPT RUNNING
ON A HAPPY TRAIL