THE MAD TIMES

Established 2200 A.D. after the so called Millenium Bug failed to stop the

The MOOK CHESS Championship. Karpov is the current MOOK chess trophy holder. He is attempting to regain credibility in the following game. UMOOKU(w) v. Karpov(b) 1. e2-e4         e7e5 2. ktf3          d7d6 3. d2d4         ktf6 4. pxp         ktxp 5. pxp         bxp 6. kr3         qe7 7. qe2         pf5 bg5         .....

7. .... qe6 8. b1d2         kg8 9. ktxkt         pxkt 10. ktd4 ....

	YOU IDIOT How can you call yourself "The MookHomepage Experience" and Neglect To Mention TMOOKT's 30th Birthday. Happy Birthday MOOKEMON A. Mook

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

BANK ROBBERY Man robbed by bank.

 
 
 
 
 
 

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Coming Soon - Hey Mook cd launch
	Coming Soon - Hey Mook cd launch

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