The House of the WebMaster

The mighty BLUES
 
 
 

WebSite documentation.
 

This site is the work of UMOOKU.

The site was started in 2000 a.d. after UMOOKU entered his sixth decadial epoch and felt the need to reflect and kill time.

It is being created using the Internet Explorer Browser and the "standard" Windows EDITOR WordPad when struggle with HTML CODE is required. Some knowledge of HTML is a necessity in the Wide Web World if you're serious.

Apart from trying to produce a Web Page that The MoOks won't totally hate my aim is to achieve technical sufficiency and artistic merit using "standard" operating system and public domain computing tools.

BACK OVER THE BORDER

This image is UMOOKU's Geocities Banner.
The page has a theme and this image is an attempt to express that theme.
I have chosen one of distance.

The Brady Bunch font is often used. This font and the "Mook Web Experience" theme was suggested by a bona fide MoOk who should know. The MoOk in question thought it was "kinda appropriate" and I'm inclined to agree.

The sites theme may be changed by manipulating the artwork which is in essence propaganda. If this bothers you and you are are not The WeBmasTer then you haven't got a hope. In it's own pathetic little way this gives the Webmaster power. You are like Molly Meldrum except you are brighter, have better taste in music. Although you are flawed, and in the wide worlds terms, not a sucess, at least you are not a desperate old South Yarra fag. Sadly, like Molly, in the bigger scheme of things you are ineffectual.

Speak to me on the World Wide Wait - I am the one they call WebMaster

There are undoubtably many other possible interpretations of the Mooks.
What would your MOOKSITE look like?

Steal this one if you like.
You are encouraged to replicate the site or even to mock it.
I am confident that will be difficult.
 
 
 
 

The
Webmaster
MookInc
A.D. 2000