| Being grammarian or ah counter is considered a minor role, but taking to heart the old saying: "There are no small parts, there are only small actors." Let me see what I can do with it. With thanks and apologies to: Ray Parker Jr. New lyrics by: Bryan T. Thomas Ah-Counter! If you start to pause, But you say “um-er” Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! Too many “you know”s That’s a real bummer Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out If your mind goes blank or your grammar slips Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! When words get tangled And your tongue gets tript’ Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! When you’ve done your speech Tune in, we don’t preach and hear- Ah Counter I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out I hear it likes the words I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out Yeah yeah yeah yeah Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! If you have ahs, mama Freaky ahs, baby You better call Ah Counter Let me tell you somethin' Countin’ makes me feel good I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out I ain’t ‘fraid to speak out Don’t get caught off guard, oh no Ah Counter Saying okay too much That is called a verbal crutch I think you better call Ah Counter Oh who you gonna call? Ah Counter Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! Think you better call Ah Counter Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! I can't hear you Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! Louder! Ah Counter Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! Who you can call? Ah Counter! Who you gonna call? Ah Counter! I hear it likes the words Ah Counter… |