Cat Package
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A woman finds that her cat has died of natural causes. She cries for hours, but finally when she contains her sadness, can't think of what to do with the aged cat. Not being very bright, she wraps the cat up with patty (meat) paper and takes him (cat) to the basement. Living in an apartment, she figures she can put the cat in the apartment's incinerator. Sure enough her landlady comes down to check who was down there. Hiding, because no pets are allowed there in the first place, the landlady finds no one. The woman gives up on the idea anyway thinking people might complain of the stench.
Since, let's call her, Jane needed to take the bus, she takes the cat on with her. Nearing the end of the stop, Jane tries to make it look like an accident as she taps the package under the seat in front of her. Leaving the bus, an outstanding citizen gets up and rushes to give her, her package back. She takes and, discouraged, but polite walks to the subway.
"Thank you very much, I swear I'd lose my head if it wasn't bolted to my neck", Jane says to the wonderful person who gives back the cat as she gets off the subway. Jane goes to work, leaving the cat under her desk. Knowing it would rot and stink, after work she simply takes the cat back home to her apartment.
Finally at home, Jane opens the wrapping, planning to put the cat in a box and have it burried by a Veterinarian. Sure enough it is a delicously meaty leg of lamb! MMM, MMM, MMMM.....GOOD!!
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