(episode starts in the middle of a battle)
Ash: now Pidgeotto get it
Pidgeotto: pidgot pidgot (Pidgeotto dives into the trainers Ratata who spits out a lot of blood)
trainer: oh no Ratata are you ok? damn you're a tough trainer
Ash: (opens half his vest showing his badges) well i try
trainer: wow you have badges i'll bet you can even beat A.J.
Ash: who the hell is A.J.?
trainer: A.J. is this real tough trainer who has never lost a battle, he has had 98 wins in a row
Ash: 98 battles without wining crap i've only won 10 battles in a row
Trainer: ya but he hasent yet even tried to get any badges yet and you have earned 2 of them
Misty: i wouldn't quite call them earned
Brock: my thoughts agreed
Ash: so were is this A.J.?
trainer: right to the far left in that gym (points to were it is)
Ash: thanks kid
Trainer: sure thing but be warned he is real strong some say he gives his pokemon steroids
Ash: that doesn't scare me (Ash heads to the gym front door) *quitely to himself* ha it's not even a regestered gym but he has won 98 victories in a row *now loudily* hey A. J. are you home i'm here to kick your ass (the door opens)
A.J.: are you the loud mouth who made the challenge?
Ash: that would be me Ash Ketchem i've herd of a trainer named A.J. is that you?
A.J.: sure is so you redy to lose?
Ash: ya i'm ready for you to lose you know i have alredy earned 2 badges and i heard you havent won even one badge
A.J.: ya but were did you win those badges at craphole city or s***vile
Misty: what craphole city
Brock: Ash kick this guys ass
Ash: don't worry i will (they head over to the arenia)i'm afraid you'll have to change that sign to once undefeted
A.J.: we'll see go Sandshrew go (A.J. throws a pokeball and a Sandshrew comes out)
Sandshrew: shrew shrew
Ash's thoughts: a ground type huh
Ash: Pidgetto go
Pidgetto: pidgot pidgot
A.J.: Sanshrew jump up and tackle it
Sandshrew: shrew (Sandshrew hits Pidgetto in the chest and Pidgetto spits out lots of blood then falls down)
Ash: Pidgetto return
Pidgetto: pidgot
Ash: damn how did he do that? Butterfree go (ash lets Butterfree out)
Butterfree: eeee
Ash: Butterfree use sleep powder
A.J.: Sandshrew dig under ground (Butterfree lets out a bunch of spores but Sandshrew i uneffected by them) now Sandshrew get it
Sandshrew: shrew (Sandshrew dives out from the ground and hits Butterfree the way he hit Pidgetto and lots of blood starts dripping down butterfree)
Ash: damnet Butterfree return Pikachu go get him
Pikachu: pika (no)
Ash: why not?
Pikachu: pika pika pikachu (because that Sandshrew will kick my ass)
Ash: no he won't (tries to pull Pikachu in by the tail and gets shocked) ok i give you win
A.J.: great thats 99 wins 0 loses
Ash: no fair you cheated
A.J.: i did no damn such thing all my pokemon are whiped and trained so that they're unbeatable you should just be glad that all your pokemon came out alive lots of times the trainers leave with there pokemon dead so i offer them a place to bury them in the back
Ash: ya so what i'm gonna see this hard training you give and see for my self
A.J.: fine by me (they go in to see lots of A.J.'s Pokemon training so hard that there sweat is filling up the currently empty pool) just a sec. (A.J. drains the pool of sweat and fills it with clean water) alright Sandshrew now get in the pool
Sandshrew: shrew (do i have to)
A.J.: yes you do now get your ass in the pool
Ash: A.J. what the hell do you think you're doing you'll hurt it
A.J.: f*** you i know what i'm doing (Ash pushes A.J. into the pool and falls in as well)
Ash: grrrrrr (they start tring to dunck the other in) rrrrr (Ash kicks A.J. in the nuts and nearly loses his breath)
Brock: Ash break it up
Ash: oh fine i was winning anyway
Brock: by the way A.J. i've been wondering what kind of food do you feed your pokemon?
A.J.: why my own mix of food (A.J. takes Brock over to a cabanitt full of pokemon food) the trick is to put steroids in it so that they get strong
Ash: now wait just a damn minute now i put steroids in my pokemons food but you still beat me
A.J.: were they anibolic steroids?
Ash: uh no
A.J. that explains, then after i feed them the food with steroids i give them beer so they forget that i did this they seem to like it a lot
Ash: say whats this (picks up this strange metal device)
A.J.: oh that it's this contraption i've made that reviels the streingth of a pokemon come here Sandshrew
Sandshrew: sand shrew (walks over showing that another one of those contraptions is on him to)
Ash: cool (pikachu grabs the one Ash is holding and puts it on)
Pikachu: chuu (the contraption forces Pikachu to curl up in a ball)
Sandshrew: he he he (rolls into a ball as well) (Team Rocket sneaks in rolled up in a big ball)
Jessie: which one's Pikachu?
Meouth: i don't know that one my heads getting dizzy and i'm still high on weed so how the hell should i know? (they end up taking Sandshrew by accident and leave)
about an hour later
A.J.: hey Sandshrew were are you?
Ash: ahh Pikachu (tries to get Pikachu out of that thing)
A.J.: here let me (opeans it and Pikachu is relieved and starts smoking) Pikachu have you seen Sandshrew?
Pikachu: pika (nods no)
A.J.: Damn where could he have gone?
Ash: mabey he ran away
A.J.: now why the hell would he do that?
Ash: the way you treat them i'm surprised they all havent ran off
A.J.: *yelling* damnet Ash Sandshrew would never do that to me got that?
Ash: ya right hey listen up anyone who is tired of being treated like sh*t by A.J. can come with me and be treated the way you want any takers? (all A.J.'s pokemon ignore Ash)
Misty: he's embarrising himself again
A.J.: you see now everyone go find Sandshrew (they all go out looking for Sandshrew)
back to were Team Rocket is
James: do you think it's safe to opean it now?
Jessie: sure it is (opeans it and a Sandshrew leaps out with Meouth biting on it's tail) (Sandshrew runs back to were A.J. is and Team Rocket follows)
A.J.: Sandshrew you're back but who the hell stole you?
Jessie: that would be us
Ash: Team Rocket
Jessie: yes but we did not mean to take that dumb ass Sandshrew all we want is Pikachu
Ash: dumb ass Sandshrew why i...
A.J.: Ash let me take care of it this will be my 100th victory
Ash: uh ok (they all head over to the gym)
A.J.: Sandshrew go
Jessie: Ekans go
James: you to Koffing
Ekans: ekans
Koffing: koff koff koffing
Jessie: Ekans get your dinner
James: Koffing tackle attack
Jessie: meouth go in there to
A.J.: Sandshrew you know what to do (Ekans tries to wrap around Sandshrew but Sandshrew jumps on Ekans and kicks Ekans to the ground and it also gets Koffing who both spew out lots of blood)
A.J.: ok now Sandshrew use defence curl and roll around
Meouth: thats my que (starts playing with tha ball thats Sandshrew in a cat like way) now for the bite *cruntch* (tries to bite Sandshrew and his teath break and blood is all over Meouths teath)
A.J.: ok now Sandshrew use fissure strike (Sandshrew jumps out and with his nail hits the ground and it cracks in two and Team Rockets pokemon fall in)
James: common get out there and fight
Meouth: screw that i'm outta here (Meouth, Ekans, and Koffing run out bleeding)
Jessie: hey get back here (they chase after them)
A.J.: alright our 100th win (all his pokemon gather around happy about this win
Ash: i guess A.J. does care about his pokemon, say A.J. sorry about eariler
A.J.: oh don't worry it's ok
Ash: so you wanna join us to travil around?
A.J.: no thanks i got my own dreams of being a master (they all head out)
Misty: you know he's kinda cool
TO BE CONTUNUED