Narrator: with Brock having joined the team will Ash succed in making all the pokemon his slave, find out today
Ash: say Brock were the hell is the next gym at?
Brock: well according to this map i brought the best shortcut to Cerulean City would be through this cave called Mt. Moon
Ash: wow thats great say whats that over there? (finds a bunch of Zubat attacking a nerdy scientist)
Scientist: help help me please there trying to kill me
Misty: Ash do something
Ash: oh fine pikachu use thunder shock
Pikachu: pika chuuuu (shocks the Zubat, two of them fall down dead in a bloody mess and the rest run away)
Proffesser: th-thanks i-i owe y-you o-one
Ash: so who the hell are you and what did you do to piss off all those zubat?
Professor: first of the names Professor Seymor and second all i did was smoke weed near them and blow it in there face
Ash: well you know smoking isn't a very healthy thing to do, right Pikachu?
Pikachu: pika (nods in agrement then lites up a cigerrete in front of everyone)
Ash: anyway i'm Ash and this is my bitch Misty (points at Misty)
Brock: and i'm Brock nice to meat you
Seymor: so wait which one is Misty the boobs or the girl?
Ash: both (Misty slaps them both)
Misty: perverts
Ash: anyway can you help us get through Mt. Moon?
Seymor: well of course it's the least i can do for saving me back there
Ash: thanks you nerdy professors are good for something after all
Seymor: uh right now lets go (they head in un aware there being watched)
Jessie: see that there going into Mt. Moon
James: so what the hell is so great about Mt. Moon?
Jessie: James you dumb ass don't you know anything this means we can both steel all the rare pokemon inside and capture Pikachu
James: ohh goodie and that means big promotions
Jessie: damned right (back to the others)
Misty: hey Seymor why are all these pokemon looking like they may die any minute?
Seymor: thats because eveyone comes here in search of the legendary moon stone
Ash: moon stone whats that?
Seymor: why the moon stone has the power to make a pokemon's power go up a big amount
Ash: who the hell needs that when i have something that does just that (takes out a bottle containing steroids) here you go Pikachu have one (Pikachu takes out a pill from the bottle labled steroids)
Seymore: oh but Ash the moon stone is able to increese a pokemon's power by a far greater amount then steroids can ever do
Ash: wow now i'm intrested take me there right now
Seymor: i would but i simply don't know were in this cave it's located
Ash: then what the hell is that over there? (points at an exit to the left)
Seymor: why that is were the moon stone is located
Ash: gee that was easy, say whats that over there (takes out the pokedex)
Dexter: for gods sake it's called a Clefairy there very hard to find and when you do you should catch it before it runs away *whispers* dumb ass
Ash: what was that?
Dexter: uh nothing (turns itself off)
Ash: oh well i'm gonna get you Clefairy (takes out an empty pokeball and is about to throw it but is stopped by Seymor)
Seymor: stop Ash you must not catch that Clefairy
Ash: why the hell can't i?
Seymor: because there are very few left and we must let them be in peace so don't catch any Clefairy
Ash: fine *mumbles* momma f***er
Seymor: what was that?
Ash: uh nothing (Team Rocket comes crashing in through the cave)
Jessie: If anyone asks us this or that,
James: The answer we'll give is society's sympathy,
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We're lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Meowth: that's right
Ash,Brock, and Misty: it's Team Rocket
Ash: what the hell do you want?
Jessie: oh don't worry we just want the presious moon stone
Seymor: y-you b-better not even touch the m-moon s-stone (his legs were shaking this whole time)
James: whats this i see Jessie?
Jessie: i think this guy may be shaking
Jessie, James, and Meouth: ah ha ha ha ha ha
Jessie: this just makes the job easier (they go into the part of the cave were the moon stone is and haul it away)
James: weee this is fun
Meouth: oh shut the hell up
Ash: damnet this is bad
Brock: leave it to me, Onix go and use dig (Brock lets Onix out and he digs a hole following Team Rocket
Jessie: boy isn't it great to finally win for a change (Onix jumps out from the ground in front of them) never mind
Brock: good job Onix now use tackle
James: Koffing go (James lets Koffing out)
Koffing: koffing
James: Koffing use counter (Koffing hits Onix in the head and they both start to bleed badly)
Brock: Onix are you ok?
Onix: roar (nods yes)
Brock: good
Misty: Staryu go (Misty lets out her Staryu)
Staryu: heya
Jessie: Ekans go (Jessie lets out Ekans)
Ekans: ekans
Misty: Staryu tackle
Staryu: heya (Staryu attacks Ekans and Ekans loses lots of blood)
Ash: hey whats this (sees a bunch of Clefairy surrounding Team Rocket)
Jessie: what the hell is going on? (they start to move there middle fingers back and fourth and everyone else follows with there heads)
Clefairies: clefairy clefairy clefairy
Semour(while the Clefairy contunue to move their middle fingers):It's-an-at-tack-the-Cle-fairy-use-called-the-Metro-nome I've-ne-ver-seen-the-Cle-fairy-use-the-Metro-nome-be-fore Who-knows-what's-gon-na-hap-pen (the moon stone blows up into pieces and team rocket is sent flying)
Team Rocket: Yana Kanji
Ash: hey whats going on (Ash sees the Clefairy being touched by chunks of the moon stone and then they start to glow)
Seymor: there evolving (they all stop glowing and now half of them are now Clefaible)
Ash: sweet (pulls out his pokedex again)
Dexter: *sigh* i guess i can't blame you for not knowing who they are this time, Clefaible the fairy pokemon these pokemon are without a doubt the most rarest pokemon known to man
Misty: oh they are so cute
Ash: bored alredy common Misty (drags her by the boobs outside)
Misty: can you at least let go of me?
Ash: why didn't you say so? (lets go of Misty who falls face first to the ground)
Misty: i swear i'll get you (chaces Ash and brock up until they see a sign with something scribbled on it)
Ash: say whats this say (looks up close to the writing on it) Brock would you mind telling me what it says i don't know how to read
Brock: sure it says "Gary was here, Ash is a loser"
Ash: what hmmmm *loudily* Gary you bastard i'll get you for that one
Narrator: and so well Ash get his next badge find out next time
TO BE CONTINUED