the S in this case is for seizures not sex
(first the opeaning song starts)
viewers keep in mind that this episode in Japan caused over 700 kids to get seizures and that those bright flashes will be shown in this episode so please watch/read this in a poorly lit room that way you are more likely to get a seizure also I am not responsible for any harm done to your eyes from this episode
Narrator: the long ass journey of Ash and his friends has at last brought them to Fuchsia City a long journey has it's ups and downs… in particular, the normally active Pikachu looks fairly tired. (shows Pikachu drinking some tea)
Pikachu: pika pika (Pikachu then taps the cup and Ash falls to the ground)
Ash: damnet I get it already! i'll bring you to the next citiy's pokemon center right away!
Joy: yes? this is the Fuchsia City pokemon center. what? another pokemon that should have transferred didn't get there? i'm investigating it right now, so please wait a while longer! i'm very sorry! we'll work it out very soon~~
Brock: wonder what the hells going on?
Misty: it seams quite noisy…
Man: damnet that's impossible! I built the transfer machine myself! there are no damn problems with the hardware or computer programming!
Joy: but complaints have been coming in all morning!
Ash: Nurse Joy, what the hell is happening here?
Joy: what hasen't been happening? I want to know, too… (displays an image of Joy standing next to the transfer machine with a Ninetails on it) for example, when we transfer a pokemon as rare as, say, Ninetails…(shows the Ninetails going into the pokeball and being sent then another pokeball being sent) the pokemon that arrives is switched, (shows a Magicarp come out of this one) the original never gets there at all! anyway, it looks like a bug in the system is causing it.
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
Narrator: the long ass journey of Ash and his friends has at last brought them to Fuchsia City a long journey has it's ups and downs… in particular, the normally active Pikachu looks fairly tired. (shows Pikachu drinking some tea)
Pikachu: pika pika (Pikachu then taps the cup and Ash falls to the ground)
Ash: damnet I get it already! i'll bring you to the next citiy's pokemon center right away!
Joy: yes? this is the Fuchsia City pokemon center. what? another pokemon that should have transferred didn't get there? i'm investigating it right now, so please wait a while longer! i'm very sorry! we'll work it out very soon~~
Brock: wonder what the hells going on?
Misty: it seams quite noisy…
Man: damnet that's impossible! I built the transfer machine myself! there are no damn problems with the hardware or computer programming!
Joy: but complaints have been coming in all morning!
Ash: Nurse Joy, what the hell is happening here?
Joy: what hasen't been happening? I want to know, too… (displays an image of Joy standing next to the transfer machine with a Ninetails on it) for example, when we transfer a pokemon as rare as, say, Ninetails…(shows the Ninetails going into the pokeball and being sent then another pokeball being sent) the pokemon that arrives is switched, (shows a Magicarp come out of this one) the original never gets there at all! anyway, it looks like a bug in the system is causing it.
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
Ash: damnet I get it already! i'll bring you to the next citiy's pokemon center right away!
Joy: yes? this is the Fuchsia City pokemon center. what? another pokemon that should have transferred didn't get there? i'm investigating it right now, so please wait a while longer! i'm very sorry! we'll work it out very soon~~
Brock: wonder what the hells going on?
Misty: it seams quite noisy…
Man: damnet that's impossible! I built the transfer machine myself! there are no damn problems with the hardware or computer programming!
Joy: but complaints have been coming in all morning!
Ash: Nurse Joy, what the hell is happening here?
Joy: what hasen't been happening? I want to know, too… (displays an image of Joy standing next to the transfer machine with a Ninetails on it) for example, when we transfer a pokemon as rare as, say, Ninetails…(shows the Ninetails going into the pokeball and being sent then another pokeball being sent) the pokemon that arrives is switched, (shows a Magicarp come out of this one) the original never gets there at all! anyway, it looks like a bug in the system is causing it.
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
Brock: wonder what the hells going on?
Misty: it seams quite noisy…
Man: damnet that's impossible! I built the transfer machine myself! there are no damn problems with the hardware or computer programming!
Joy: but complaints have been coming in all morning!
Ash: Nurse Joy, what the hell is happening here?
Joy: what hasen't been happening? I want to know, too… (displays an image of Joy standing next to the transfer machine with a Ninetails on it) for example, when we transfer a pokemon as rare as, say, Ninetails…(shows the Ninetails going into the pokeball and being sent then another pokeball being sent) the pokemon that arrives is switched, (shows a Magicarp come out of this one) the original never gets there at all! anyway, it looks like a bug in the system is causing it.
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
Man: damnet that's impossible! I built the transfer machine myself! there are no damn problems with the hardware or computer programming!
Joy: but complaints have been coming in all morning!
Ash: Nurse Joy, what the hell is happening here?
Joy: what hasen't been happening? I want to know, too… (displays an image of Joy standing next to the transfer machine with a Ninetails on it) for example, when we transfer a pokemon as rare as, say, Ninetails…(shows the Ninetails going into the pokeball and being sent then another pokeball being sent) the pokemon that arrives is switched, (shows a Magicarp come out of this one) the original never gets there at all! anyway, it looks like a bug in the system is causing it.
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
Ash: Nurse Joy, what the hell is happening here?
Joy: what hasen't been happening? I want to know, too… (displays an image of Joy standing next to the transfer machine with a Ninetails on it) for example, when we transfer a pokemon as rare as, say, Ninetails…(shows the Ninetails going into the pokeball and being sent then another pokeball being sent) the pokemon that arrives is switched, (shows a Magicarp come out of this one) the original never gets there at all! anyway, it looks like a bug in the system is causing it.
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
Ash: hmm…
Man: hmm… what the hell… hell no, it can't ~~ could it be?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase? what did you find out?
Akihabara~Hakase: err… no… nothing really!
Brock: a computer virus could have caused it.
Ash: a computer virus? can they catch cold or something?
Misty: sometimes. (Ash pictures a sick computer being poked by a small creature that’s supposed to be a virus)
Brock: have you tried using a vaccine program?
Ash: vaccine? (pictures Nurse Joy giving the computer a vaccine then the little virus creature crushed and the computer with a smiley face)
Akihabara~Hakase: impossible! the pokemon transfer machine uses advanced circuits! no virus could get inside that easily!
Joy: but, in reality, it did happ~~
Akihabara~Hakase: there's no way! it couldn't be so!
Joy: professor! what's the cause of the incident?
Brock: and who the hell is he?
Joy: Akihabara~Hakase. he developed the program for the transfer system he's a famous professor… even though he might not look it.
Brock: aah…
Misty: just now he looked like he'd figured something out!
Ash: and then he took off… he left all this damn work to finish.
Misty: we have a scientific investigation on our hands here… (they head out with a poorly drawn map)
Ash: yeah, here it is! Akihabara~Hakase's lab! (they enter) coming in!
Misty: this is wrong, just walking into someone's house just because we feel like it!
Ash: and just who the hell is breaking in with us?
Misty: hehe, well anyway…
Misty and Brock: *gasp*
Ash: what?
Misty: eech (points forward showing a giant head that looks like the head of Akihabara~Hakase)
Ash: aah what the hell
Akihabara~Hakase's head: people who walk into my house get this!
Ash: aah (Pikachu jumps onto Ash's face)
Pikachu: pika chuu (Pikachu sends out a Thunder Shock and the giant head and it blows up into small pieces they then reassemble)
Akihabara~Hakase's head: just kidding! that stuff has no effect!
Misty: what the hell, it restored itself!?
Ash: just what the hell is it?
Brock: look at that! (points down showing a box that’s projecting a hologram of the head) with that machine he's making a realistic image in midair
Akihabara~Hakase's head: so you found me out? you kids seem pretty smart. well then, follow me! (they look at each other then follow to a giant looking tube) come on, get in! don't you have some business with me? (they walk in)
Ash: it's dark, huh…
Misty: I can't see a thing! (lights then go on and the door closes)
Ash: what the hell are you doing?
Misty: you bastard, are you planning to lock us away?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: what you just stepped into is a machine for sending pokeballs. huge, ain't it?
Ash: what the hell are you talking about? (a pokemon suddenly appears inside)
Misty: eek, what the hell is this?
Akihabara~Hakase's head: this is the true form of the CG pokemon “Porigon” produced by me, the genius, Akihabara~Hakase!
Ash: CG pokemon, Porigon?
Misty: what do you mean “genius”?! and you couldn't even figure out the cause of the disturbance earlier!
Akihabara~Hakase: heh heh heh there is nothing that I, the great Akihabara~Hakase, can't solve!
Ash: then what the hell caused the incident?
Akihabara~Hakase: I guess there's no choice but to explain it. (shows Team Rocket walking into his house) a strange group snatched my prototype Porigon. they used the transfer machine to the PC world… in other words they went into the electric world (shows them going into the pokeball transporter and being sent through) those bastards must be steeling pokemon as they are transferred.
Ash: it's go to be them! (Misty, Brock and Pikachu nod in agreement)
Ash, Brock and Misty: Team Rocket!
Akihabara~Hakase: if I put a strong vaccine software in the computer right now, the humans inside will be blown to pieces! (shows a vaccine shot attached to a computer with Team Rocket inside then the vaccine going into the computer and blowing up Team Rocket) that's what had me worried!
Ash: is there any other way to do it?
Akihabara~Hakase: never say never… if someone would use this transfer machine, go to the electric world and bring this “Team Rocket” or whoever, everything would be resolved!
Ash: I see! well then, I guess we'll just be on our way, now…
Misty: I somehow… don't think he'll let us… (Akihabara~Hakase presses random numbers on his keyboard)
