episode 33.5, The Legend of Dratini

(first the opeaning song starts)

starts with images of random pokemon from the Safari Zone

Ash: (singing) we're-here-in-our-destination-get-that-pokemon-i-got-you

Narrator: the group, upon reaching the Safari Zone, has not captured a single pokemon. But this place is filled with pokemon, so it's hard to believe Ash hasen't caught so much as one but he is a dumb ass after all

Ash: here-we-are-in-the-Safari-Zone

Brock: damnet Ash could you stop singing?

Ash: i'm-going-to-get-a-damn-lot-of-pokemon

Brock: Misty take you top off so Ash will shutup

Misty: i'm-gonna-get-many-pokemon-yay-and-i-will-not-take-my-a-top-off-you-pervert

Brock: damnet all

Pikachu: pika pika pikachu

Brock: damnet now i'm singing too, yea, yea, yea

Man: SHUT THE HELL UP, I dan't give a rats ass about your bad singing

Ash: what the hell is your problem?

Man: do you want to get shot? (pulls out a gun and points it at them)

Misty: i'm sorry, my bad, please don't shoot

Man: i'll let you go this time (puts gun away)

all three: whew

Man: i'm Kaiza, the care-taker of this Safari Zone come in to get what you will need

Ash: uh ok (they go in the small cabin)

Kaiza: here you are your Safari balls

Ash: aw cool and a rod, with these I can get… (puts is hand near the basket and Kaiza points his gun at Ash) aah what the hell

Kaiza: the rule here is: all you can use here is the Safari balls and rod, if you brake these rules my thunder bolt will get you

Ash: Thunder bolt? (Kaiza points the gun right at Ash's head)

Ash: oh that… I understand…

Misty: (sees a picture of a Dratini with Kaiza) hey? is this what I think it is? Dratini?

Ash: let me see let me see

Misty: this thing… this is you with Dratini Mr. Kaiza right?

Ash: he looks so young not as old as this geezer

Brock: I have herd of a Dratini in this Safari Zone but I thought that was just some bs lie to get people over here. now I know it's true

Kaiza: no! there is no god damn Dratini over here!

Ash: but it's here in this picture… (Kaiza pushes the end of the gun) uh never mind what Dratini? there's no Dratini here (Kaiza walks back)

Misty: *sigh* why the hell does he have to get so serious?

Brock: there may be something about this

Ash: lets ask Professor Oak

Brock: yeah

outside

Kaiza: Dratini… I will never bother you again

back inside

Oak: I know Kaiza well

Ash: why the hell does he say there is no Dratini?

30 years ago, Kaiza himself found the legendary Dratini, and trainers came all over to get it, but they got many other pokemon in the process and left the Safari Zone to waste, and since then they only allow the use of safari balls there

Misty: so that's why

Ash: and what about Dratini?

Oak: no one found it yet, but there is a picture of it left, I can understand why people would want it, Dratini is a legendary pokemon after all, anyway START GETTING MORE POKEMON FOR YOURSELF THOUGH DAMNET i'm not getting any new ones sent here from you lately you slacker

Ash: yeah, I know i'll get some here promise

Oak: I will be looking forward to it (video phone turns off)

Ash: the legendary Dratini… I want to see it

Misty: same here

Brock: me to

above them on the roof

Jessie: did you hear that?

James: damn right I did, there is a Dratini around here somewere

Meouth: i'll be happy if we get the legendary pokemon in our possession

Jessie: well I would be pissed off with just that, we will take all these god damn pokemon from the Safari Zone

James: good idea Jessie

Meouth: your more of a bad ass then the both of us

Jessie: *thinking* damn right I am

back with the others

Misty: well, see you later

Kaiza: as soon as your safari balls are used up you better get your asses back here

all three: yes sir

Jessie: (from on top of a welcome to the Safari Zone sign) hey there twerp

Ash: Team Rocket, what the hell do you want?

Kaiza: you, what the hell do you think you're doing? get your asses of there now

Jessie: we will soon just sit back and watch

James: we must do something first

Jessie: to protect the world from devastation

James: to unite all peoples within our nation

Jessie: to denounce the evils of truth and love

James: to extend our reach from the stars above

Jessie: Jessie

James: James

Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light

James: surrender now or prepare to fight

Meouth: Meouth that’s right

Kaiza: I'M TELLING YOU TO GET THE HELL DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW (pulls out two guns and starts firing at them)

Team Rocket: aah aah aah (there dodging the bullets)

Jessie: we don't have anything left

James: that's ok trust me on this (James grabs Jessie and Meouth and they jump off)

Jessie: aah (a parachute comes out of james's backpack)

James: a parachute for these kind of situations (they smash into the ground anyway and the parachute covers them)

Jessie: damnet

Meouth: what the hell was that for?

James: well I was only…

Ash: what the hell are you guys doing?

Jessie: twerp…I will fight fairly with you guys this time

Brock: fairly?

Misty: yeah right

Pikachu: (takes out his cigarette from his mouth) pika pika (nods in agreement with Misty then puts the cigarette back in his mouth)

James: we will each catch pokemon in the Safari Zone, the most wins

Meouth: if you win, we promise we will never bother you guys again

Ash: realy?

Jessie: we never lie

Misty: yeah right what about that time you…

Jessie: never you mind that time really we only lie when we have to

Ash: yes but as a soon to be pokemon master I will not run from this fight, alright I accept this challenge

Jessie: ok

James: and if you lose we will take all your pokemon and your life

Ash: fine

Brock: wait a second that means Pikachu to

Ash: that's ok I will never lose

Pikachu: pika

Misty: were the hell does that confidence come from anyway? or is it that your just a dumb ass

Ash: good always win

Jessie: what a stupid kid, you will regret it soon when we send you to the pits of hell

Ash: yeah, and you guys will be begging for mercy soon, but I'll keep kicking your asses anyway

a few minutes later Team Rocket heads off and while Ash and Brock find a large herd of Tauros and get ready to each catch one

Brock: here they come Ash

Ash: lets see now (pulls out the pokedex)

Dexter: dumb ass there called Tauros they use tackle to attack dumb ass trainers like you but if you leave them alone they won&t hurt you

Ash: damn pokedex well now I know what I need to know (puts the pokedex back away) I will get that one (the Tauros come charging) safari ball go (Ash throws one at them)

Brock: go safari ball (Brock also throws one and they both safari balls catch a Tauros then after a second of wiggling and glowing stay sill)

Ash: that was too damn easy, it's not fun this way

Brock: but if we go at this rate were sure to win

Ash: good point

Misty: don't let your guard down, there's a limit to the number of safari balls

Ash: I know