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Email from Port Vila 

We flew down under the low cloud cover. Green, lush foliage covered high, angular hills. There is nothing in the continental U. S. like the Pacific islands. 

I also saw from the airplane a few flat areas, squared off into fields. I had heard that Vanuatu has a beef industry, but it seemed odd to see a couple herds of cattle pasturing in a tropical paradise of plants. Coconut palms sprout out of flat areas.

It's good to be back again in the South Seas.

I took quite a lot of caffeine on the last flight this morning, and I think that's the only thing keeping me going right now. Every once in a while I have the sensation my head's filled with helium, about to float away. They tell me it's the jet lag. Sheesh. I don't remember jet lag like that. Good thing I started adjusting me schedule a few nights early, like I did.

The first sound I noticed the next morning was the roosters. They crow the same in every country of the world, and the familiar sound is welcome in an unfamiliar land. Each bird proclaimed to the other, “Sun.” “SUN!” “Sun.” “SUNNNN!” Hundreds of them picked up the cry throughout the hills. Still, the sun came on its appointed schedule a half hour later, heedless of the fowl.

Close by my open window, a cricket chirped a tempo like a snare drum, marking off four, five, or six ticks, then rolling: ta ta ta ta ta trrrr ta ta ta ta ta trrrr ta ta ta ta ta…It rested once. Another with a higher pitch took up the beat, but lasted only a few moments. The first started where it left off.

A baby cried briefly somewhere. A quiet buzz, like a cicada, provided undertones. A dog yelped as it ran away.

In the distance a trumpet sounded.  It wasn’t what the U. S. army played, but maybe it filled the same purpose. I learned later it’s a recording, as I guessed. The cricket tired of its rhythm, and I realized birds were chirping in the trees. They sounded like a flock of blackbirds in Michigan, before they migrate south for the winter.

A Different Kind of Church

A “bus” took us to church. In Vanuatu, these are minivans you can flag down like a taxi. The license plates are marked “B” front and back. The driver will find the shortest way to your destination, taking into account the destinations of the passengers he already has. The price is very economical, less than a dollar. I am told those with a little more money will buy a bus as an investment, and get a relative to drive it. Taxis, which have license plates marked with a “T”, can also be found, but they are more expensive than buses.

We went to a church made up of people from Southeast Ambrym. We came relatively early. I asked if Leigh would like to keep the seat next to him open for his wife to sit next to him, but he said “No,” with emphasis. In their culture, men associate with other men of their own age. The women do the same, though mothers usually have young children with them. As a result, it would look funny to them if Leigh spent too much time near his wife in public. I took the seat next to him.

A “bell” sounded, the first of three. The bell is actually a fire extinguisher painted gray. This bell said to finish up cooking. The second, about half an hour later, said to get cleaned up and get changed. The third announced that the church is singing, and you should already be there.

They spoke in Bislama, the national language. It is based on English vocabulary, and very similar to Tok Pisin. I followed more of it than Spanish in Mexico. The Scripture reading was in English. Hearing it, after working hard to understand Bislama, was like giving me a cup of cold water on a hot day. But I can’t help English was the opposite experience for those who follow some English. For them it might be like eating crackers without water.

The hymns were European, translated into Bislama. The first was “How Great Thou Art.” They sang acappella, in three or four part harmony. They have a good ear and sing well.

The church building was open on two sides, and made out of corrugated tin. Wood planks formed benches, and concrete blocks served as seats. True to culture, the men sit on one side, and the women sit on the other. The children, when they weren’t off running somewhere else, sat with the women. The building held a couple dozen. Out back one of the women put down a woven mat.

Most of the people put in coins when the offering plate went by. I didn’t have the amount I wanted to give. Later Leigh loaned me a bill. When I gave it to the elder, he looked at me as though it were the gift of a wealthy man. It was worth about $1.33.

After church, the people fed us. To my surprise, they offered me my choice of the plates of food. They all had a bed of rice, but differed in toppings. The one I selected had a vegetable like spinach, though it tasted different. On top was a small amount of “tin fish”, or mackerel. I liked the fish. On the side was a piece of taro that tasted a little like potato.

I also had a piece of “lap lap”, which is basically a ground rule mashed and shredded, placed in broad leaves with shredded coconut, and steamed. It’s not something I would make for myself, but I had no problem eating all it politely.

A Kind of Goodwill

At first I thought it was thunder, but the sound grew. I thought, that jet’s flying awful low! But what kind of airliner made that kind of sound? The jet from New Zealand was only a 737. The noise grew still louder. A fighter boomed over the hill and overhead, then another, then another. People stopped in the middle of the road and watched. A kid said he thought there were eighteen of them. Some adults said no, two or three were circling around.

After several minutes they were gone. A ni-Vanuatu (Vanuatu citizen) said it had never happened before. Some thought they might be French fighters from New Caledonia. One or two suggested they were American jets. I had a hard time believing that. What would the American military be doing in this part of the world?

We found out today they were four American marine F-14s, on a “goodwill” trip. So what do I know?

Mele-Cascades

Near here are the Mele-Cascades Waterfalls. I went with a family from California. We caught a “bus”, which is a van that a guy uses like a taxi, to get there. The family has two boys, and I could imagine my boys climbing on the rocks like them, swimming in the pools, and sitting at the bottom of the falls. The falls are about 60 meters high, or about 180 feet.

The temperatures are somewhere in the 70s (F), and too chilly for me to go swimming. The water was as clear as it could be. The white rocks in the riverbed gave the water a slight creamy color. The deeper pools were a blue green. I thought I could just stick my head in under the falls. Yeah, right. I got within a couple of feet and got drenched. Although the water doesn’t drop from the full height, it still pounds the head pretty good.

Fortunately the water was a degree or two warmer than the air. But once we started back I was cold. One of California boys was grinning, but his teeth were chattering. It would be a great place to go in the summer heat, rather than go in the cool season.

 We were walking back about 4:00. The hills and mountains are covered with coconut trees, banana plants the size of our oak trees, and thousands of plants I don’t know. We passed a bamboo plant at one point in the path. With some many kinds of plants, there must be about nineteen different shades of green.

Some of the ni-Vanuatu were walking back from their gardens. They had banana leaves rolled up—banana leaves are at least three feet long, and more than a foot wide. Within the banana leaf rolls were other things I couldn’t see. Probably dinner of some sort: yams, taro, manioc, or other garden plants.

One man of about sixty was carrying a child of about four years old. The man carried a machete. I started chatting with him in Bislama, walking ahead of him. When I looked back the machete was gone. Then I smiled. He held the machete so his arm was hiding it. I told him in poor Bislama, “Me lookim, me tingting yu loosim machete blong yu,” which means, “I looked, I thought you lost your  machete.” He laughed. He said many people are afraid of the machete. I said, “Me no fret. Me fret yu loosim machete blong yu,” meaning, “I’m not afraid. I was afraid you lost your machete.” He laughed heartily at that.

Hideaway Island

The sun came out while I was talking to a colleague named David. From all accounts, the fish are more beautiful when the sun rays come through the water, so we decided to go to Hideaway Island. The clouds had rolled back in by the time we arrived. Oh well.

I figured we would have to swim out always to see the fish. I put my mask on, and got used to the snorkel. I had forgotten how easy it is to float in salt water. I hadn't yet tried the flippers when David said, "stingray." Just a couple of feet away from me was a brown stingray, hovering near the bottom. I used my arms to swim away from it.

Then I started to look around. I was in the middle of several kinds of tropical fish, none of them small. I felt as though I had been put into the middle of an aquarium, only the ocean swayed and moved me. David told me the names of the most common. The blue and white striped one was a parrotfish. He said the flesh is soft, and bones are translucent green. He didn't know it, but that's what the Ambrym fed us for lunch last Sunday. They're very good. He says the white parrotfish are better.

I was surprised that such fish were not afraid of us. David said they're part of a preserve.

We floated about some more, sometimes over the coral. The most amazing thing I saw was a blue starfish, clinging to the side of some brown coral. I got within a couple of feet of it. It was probably a foot across.

I looked up and saw clouds and rain on the mountains across the bay. David says he loves the mountains, but I don't think he saw them the way I did. He had grown up with them. 

David bought an orange juice for me at the bar and he chatted with the bartender in Bislama for close to half an hour. We learned he played cricket semiprofessionally. The bartender was about the only ni-Vanuatu person we saw there. The rest of them were white, mostly Australian and New Zealanders. A Japanese woman was also there.

We returned home and the sun came back out. Oh well. It's like planning around the weather in Michigan. You can't.

© S. A. Miller, 2002