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You Know You're in Texas When...
- You know you're in Texas when the weather forecast calls for a
cold front to cool things down to 87 degrees. Everyone cheers.
- You know you're in Texas when the house is equipped with two
window air conditioners, in addition to the central cooling system
- You know you're in Texas when you hear more than one air
conditioner going in the cool of the night.
- You know you're in Texas when you see a rain cloud for the first
time in more than a month. You are disappointed that it is too far
away to rain on you.
- You know you're in the south when you describe yourself as a
"Northerner" instead of a "Midwesterner"
- You know you’re in Texas when you see hats, scarves, gloves,
winter coats, and shivers the moment the temperature drops below
40 degrees.
© S. A. Miller, 2001-2003
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