Angel//season: three// "That Vision Thing"://

Wes: Fred, if you feel comfortable enough grading our sincerity, how about joining us for the rest of the meal?

Gunn: You remember the fork don't you?
Fred: Sure, fork. pitch fork. fork it over. fork in the road, theone I'm not ready to take yet.

Cordy: I know what your doing.
Gunn: You do?
Cordy: You're being all fake nice and super-sensitive. Like poor Cordelia, she's on edge because she hasn't had a vision in awhile. Well, I have information for you, I look forward to my next vision.

Fred: Great! How about using that vision thing to find out where Angel is right now?
Cordy: Because... I don't care.

Angel: Fred! Good to see you out and about.
Fred: Yes! Out and about... I've been forkin' with Gunn.

Wes: I suppose its one of the unwritten laws of being a dick- a snoop, a gumshoe, sherlock.
Gunn: All I know is, you use the word Dick again and we're going to have a problem.

Liliah: I have this office, because I earned it, as did Lindsey. He sacraficed his flesh and blood for this company, literally had his hand cut off. What are you doing? Building code violations.
Gavin: I'm fighting Angel in my own way.
Liliah: I'm sure, he's really terrified.

Cordy: Enjoy that peanut buttery goodness, in the comfort of your own home.

Cordy: Wow! Next to you, I'm linear.

Fred: Did anyone ever tell you, you're lik Angel's lassie? Sure Angel does the savin' but its your visions that tell him, Timmy's trapped in a well or the robbers are hiding in the barn. He really needs and depends on you.
Cordy: Thanks, I'd be flattered, except for Lassie being a dog part.

Cordy: If I lose the visions, I wouldn't be able to help you anymore, you wouldn't need you.
Angel: That's not why I need you, you're important.

Cordy: Did you just compare me to a car?
Angel: It was a nice car.
Cordy: I guess, its better than being compared to a dog.

Cordy: Am I a bad person? Am I just a horrible person because I know I can be snippy at times..
Angel: This isn't happening to you because you're bad. If anything, its because you're strong... stronger than you realize.

Cordy: I know what I said before, but I don't want the visions anymore. I tried to be brave, but now I'm just scared, all the time.

Wes: Something that you won't like to hear, is that both artifacts are considered objects of good.
Angel: So the Chinese guy and t he boil guy...
Wes: Also allied with the forces of good.
Angel: Damn! Its so hard to tell these days, they should wear those pullpins of something.

Angel: Sure because it would be too easy, if I could actually defend myself.

Skip: You know you're not supposed to be here, right?
Angel: Yeah. What about him?
Skip: Oh, he's supposed to be here.

Skip: There are only so many, "Oh my god, the pain. Please, make it stop's" you can listen to.

Lilah: You are a remarkable man, Angel.
Angel: Yeah, and your an evil bitch.

Angel: Don't you come at my through Cordelia ever again, play that card a second time and I'll kill you.

Cordy: Angel, what you did for me was unbelievably selfless and its nice to know that the next vision I have, will only be blindingly painful and not turn me into the elephant man or anything.

Angel: Its not about winning, its about what's at stake and in this particular scenario you were way more important than winning.