What Not To Say...

What not to say to your bf before sex

OMG! Is that a worm?!

I think it needs a haircut, I can't see anything under that afro.

Maybe I should turn up the heat, it is kinda cold in here.

Have we started yet?

What's a condom?

Are you kidding?! I've eaten hot dogs bigger than that!

Be right back, I need my viagra.

Lets do it in my parents room.

I wanna watch Barney first.

Can I put ketchup on that french fry?

I changed my sex before I met you.

I change my mind. You can do it by yourself.

Do you have porn?