WHY THE A'S ARE SO OBSESSED WITH THE YANKEES

Hey, it's me, Johnny again. I guess that you could call me your virtual tour guide for this site. First of all I will attempt to explain why a team so succesfull like the Oakland A's would rather be on the Yankess. Well the first reason is kindof obvious... three times defending champions, such great players as Derrik Jeter, Tino Martinez, and of course Davy Justice. But it goes on alot farther than that. Just take a look at our stadium.

Look at how empty those stands are! More seats are open than full. I mean do we have any fans at all? And if we do they're not very loyal. And we all know that everyone loves the Yankees! How could you resist such a team? Not only are they great ballplayers but they do some amazing things. I think the Yankees have magical powers. It must come with the outfits or something, because I have never seen another team fly!

You'll never see anyone from Oakland do something like that! And the Yankees know how to have fun, too.

Here's Derek Jeter singing kareoke!

The Yankees do a little choreographed dance routine for their fans