Mach3 (Travan)

Real Name: Ron

Birthday: August 26

E-mail: mach3@crocker.com

Webpage: http://www.crocker.com/~mach3/

Mach3's 200 words (with help from squizzy):

I am a hunk, my willy shrinks in the cold. I want to be a mountie and roger Canadian nekkid gurls. I like planes and stuff. I got a snowmobile. I want to live in a log cabin (with nekkid Canadian girls)

Oh yeah one day travan and squizzy are going to get very very drunk together.

Travan is really a secret agent for forces of good and often invades small third world nations in his submarine and he has a compass in the heel of his shoe and a secret radio in his underpants.

Travan is specially skilled in scuba diving with kittens and can often be found in the bottom of a jacuzzi with his snorkel on, and he can blow very impressive bubbles.

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