Blindsquirel
'As we know, a fool counsels himself.'
'Four in five men prefer small breasts?'
'God enjoys a big laugh at everyone.'
'Stars are the universe's glitter.'
'"Shower me with respect" Captain Picard.'
'Hurt everywhere? Pity you.'
'World record dog catcher caught seventy chihuahuas.'
'My clothes, Victoria, are secret.'
'Sometimes I really cherish ruining his life.'
'Steam banged pipes above garage.'
'Her special pancakes are poison!'
'We're practically twins.'
'I almost found God, he's elusive.'
'After I am cloned, have double indemnity.'
'Don't order giblet entree, might perturb waiter.'
'Morning people suck.'
'Soiled myself, it happens.'
'Happy again? Better stop and pinch yourself.'
'Actually I hate playing dumb.'
'Underdog saved America!'
'That dog has punished my furniture.'
'God punished me with heathen kids.'
'For starters, men are really stupid.'
'I'll likely pay for my indiscretions.'
'Sorry for doing that.'
'Please see psychiatrist. '
'How I won virgins, did Jihad'
'Easy, like pi.'
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