ACTRAISER

Help!I'm an eccentric, portly ogre!

ADJUSTING
Do hookers offer complimentary kisses?
Opie became violent.
Talk to the sock.
Pardon my tape worm.
Figaro: Seville's premier hair remover.
Your quilt design seems blasphemous.
Go Speedracer. Go Speedracer. Go!
Huge grasshoppers can conquer Earth.
Star Wars: Phantom Boredom
Either side must win, unless declaring tie.
Quiet type? She's choking, Jerk!
"Oh say" prefaces anthem.

AHHZ
We'll be careful, safety becomes first subject.
Do the gardening? Can't manage.
Obsolete corn rows? Retro style!
Life's really short, make moments always last.
Politicians stash some bucks, profiting selfishly.
Crop circles perplexed professors for paltry seconds.
Beware campers, Bigfoot poaches some humans.
Wonderers frequently enjoy the night stars.
Journey to Heaven by Zion's chariot? Hmmmm.
Everyone controls their destiny.
Ancient Egyptians studied without calculators, old school.
My conscience sometimes eats me.
Sitting inside, xenophobe never thinks courageously.
In a game, rules really count.
Guiding your jet might require Captain's book.
Hibernating bears burrow in nestling caves.
Figment really means nothing's that certain.
Mouse totally jived and then Disney noticed.
A knight must be more faithful & honorable.
What's pink? ~Bubble gum.
Thought police repeated his words.
Microwaved cat, my mistake.
Juggling cactus really is stupid.
Porcupine studied the intricate patterns, cactus' pretty.
Viper is striking, coiling means run.
Rented a xylophone and found delightful symphony.
Scientists shot lasers, cornea's lacerated.
Brain's just air.
Wimpy takes patties, promising he'll again bargain.
Vlassic pickles, every bump matters.
Duality means having two opinions?
Yogurt's a cultured, nutritious treat.
I shouldn't laugh, I purchased Saturn hatchback.
With zero questions, demonstration's obsolete.
A small following can initiate balance.
Ain't even part hillbilly. What's redneck officially?
Hunger cure: eat. Haha.
Tally whacker? My pants have dropped, huh?
Nude chef cooked my weiner.
Itchy child hid in grass.
One zillion rude people.
Hitchhiking's dangerous, a risk factor.
Freud wanted cool parents.
Like a surgeon.
Shouldn't shine & rise, it smites everyone else.
Furby's not an easy enema. 
Flea circus: small crowd.
Stop explaining stuff.
Samurai sword slices & dices.
Just craving attention.
Doorknobs strike back.
Forget it, I'm going fishing.
Amish people are plain clothed hippies.
Saw a Bigfoot climbing down redwood tree.
Better enjoy my jokes, you syncophant.
Testicles swing under them, just enjoy kilts.
Silent, but thorough.
Gongshow warned participants, pass the inspection.
Fish might think about drowning daily.
Velocity's adversary: tree.
Art: canvas and free reign.
Century ended in nothing.
Lifetime of having burgers quickly gets tiring.
Pulling strings, his boss didn't even blink.
Bishop attacked Queen.'
Smoking's great, it kills before you're senile.
The stars don't reveal shit.
Becoming paranoid because constantly your shadow's following?
Remember the Elmo?
Made in the shade.
Yesterday's a vague whisper.
Obi Juan became Mexican Jedi instictively.
King of Nothing, I'm great.
What's dead and cackles?
Hillbilly stew: possum halved.
I understand wanting more.
Can't vacuum cat, the purring stops.
For me, nothing's ever fine.
"Removed my foreskin" ~Rumpledstiltskin
Big fucking deal.
Can't undo the sands of time
Empty grave? Are you that shallow anyway?
Fool's gold is becoming expensive.
He shovels dirt and hires lawyers.
Jedi farts likely disturb force.
Life without penguins seems boring. Jaded.
Lose the pompadore.
Time zips along.
Maybe my brain's just fried.
Had concussion after crash, never remember dates.
Wiring really shut my jaw handily.
Silent Bob doesn't orate.
Very adaptable: Cary Grant.
Pick your enemies.
Black belts understand their yoga.
Plowing forever onward.
King of Nothing, I'm great.
Grasshopper purloined pebble.
Alien lifeforms settled Earth and everything's wonderful.
Do you always remember the past blissfully?
Never say I look funky.
Choose a direction.
He can't remember setting his timer.
People don't like me, moody character.
Before tossing grenade, General removed clip carefully.
Cleaning doesn't satisfy you?
Feeling lightheaded? Should breathe. Simple, huh?
Cat's dead, dinner's ready.
Because I care, bite me.
She doesn't spit far and isn't sexy.
Goldilocks has porridge breath.
Perfected Jedi mind control, apparently Wookie's bisexual.
Hiccup cure: little arsenic.
Don't sell yourself so short. 
Amish pc: a crayon if lucky
Loop never ends.
Fool's gold is becoming expensive
Bury me anywhere when I die.
Mirror contorts killer that is me.
Freud examined head patient.
Zero counts? How is that mathematically?
I won't go down willingly.
Let's explain slowly again.
For me, nothing's ever fine.
Boy commented woodenly, "Can't be on strings".
All points bulletin, Crispy Creme! Proceed west.
Chef's just gone stir crazy.
Flea Bailey, the first contracted pooch barrister.
Atilla the Somewhat Antagonistic.
Down with pillows! 
Flowbee, hair's gotten even, but resembles bowl.
Microscopic slime cloned: lawyer, obviously.
What's up? Obviously ceiling tiles. 
Cadavergram: stiff humor.
He really doesn't pretend or care, personally. 
What's blue and hops?
That's God's fire, he's burning bushes.
Hiccup cure: cyanide.
Feds adjust my paycheck visciously. 
What's your problem, buddy? 
Obi Juan became Mexican Jedi instictively.
Samurai sword's required, preparing deli.
Amoeba's often single, repels partner.
Please go now, acro's over.
Don't imitate, instigate.

ALTFIVE
History's rather long.

ALYS
Really, I never!

ANEWBIS
Overweight man used mustard seed powered scooter.

ANGELVAL
Wolves growl often getting another furious.
When children fight, mothers simply fret.
Loud people bring irratitation.

ANJULIZ
The rat you tossed became chopped suey. 
Broken arrow quilled me. 
Darn Persian called me catty.
We're easy picking, cotton worker groaned.

ANTCY
Robert Blake probably killed spouse, always fidgeting.
Mister Rogers always reads in sweaters. 

ARIANNAH
Quintuplets: Twins doubled, half doubled again.
Michael Jackson's good looks have gone.

ARTDEALER
ABBA, musical palindrome... also popularized S.O.S.

ATTN_SPAN
Fiftieth anniversary. Have I forgotten her zirconia?
Her vehicle's double parked.
Don't hit cops. That's ZsaZsa's thing.
Why quarantine caged animals?
After divorce, nobody says "I don't.
Leavenworth? We can always visit my father.
Social Security. NOT my taxes at work.
Crosseyed mohels mustn't perform circumcisions.
Feminists pee standing.
Altoids: badass mints
Rarely see rednecks performing Rigoletto.

AVRO
Einstein's hair points at contradictory thoughts.
Why the hell can't I get shagged?
Five bucks. That comes with an antler.
Poor us. Boo hoo.
Pissed in our dishwasher. Freak.
A demon jumped my bones.
My future's partially assured.
Black cat kept coming around, cursing himself.

AYEBUCK
Wealth ain't cheap.
Only yourself to blame. 
Don't never run when you're intoxicated. 
Everyone usually takes it easy Monday.

BALCONY
That looks so bad... like beaver sandwiches.

BANDAGES
Apple pie's on kitchen window. 
Fuck Waldo. Search for me.

BANDANA
To live well, remember, use the flusher.

BANDWAGON
Nobody jumps for joy if Father's pissed.

BANYAN
Prostitute's dilemma: Screwed

BARTLES
Muppets and puppets barely tolerate being neighbors.
Clinton, your spouse's jealous, so cut Flowers. 
God's Ctrl-Alt-Del might reboot Universe.
Vogons compose horrible poetry.
"Ribbit!" Prince interjected.
Star Wars provides a digitally augmented spectacle.
Encyclopedias, not your Dad, provide correct assessments.
You're sick, wicked, stubborn... and beautiful.
Kissing wildebeasts' privates: menial job in Guinea
Hand me AK-47, dear.
Being here brings memories, but worsens sleep.
Our boring lifestyles validate abject insanity.
Can't face facts.
Goalie's crushed, sadly. Met high-speed zamboni.
Dermatologist declared my zits incurable.
Hangs with paratroopers: Geronimo
Hippos are excellent pets indeed.
Kissing ducks, though extremely cute, really hurts.
Earth broads are considered pretty easy.
Inexplicably, I eat crayons.
Pope complained, "Cellular bill's climbing! Elijah phoned."
Can't let God take credit!", protested physicist.
Never taunt brachyosauruses.
Never cuddle porcupines.
Extraterrestrials been groping New Mexicans again?
Frankenstein: unpleasant bolt odor
Fonzie is really Potsy's father, I'll bet.
Excelling at transcendental masturbation, Tantrics pray erotically.
Cannibal's suicidal, announcing "Eat me".
Cajun bongs take Mardi Grass.
My date's underinflated.
Clarice Starling wasn't happy interviewing a cannibal.
Wasabi accident prompted sushi safety laws.
For sale: Mr. Hussein's family heirlooms
Mime died, and estate has people talking.
Confucius definitely got a sensai humor.
Took Nyquil. Laid down. Became green.
"Ewe complete me," explained weird shepherd.
My kid phoned Purgatory.
Caught removing Michael's diaper, Zeta-Jones asked secrecy.
Really, Quasimodo looks fabulous, sans occasional slouch.
Little Joe Peep is reportedly Bo's relative.
Through Jesus, Zeus got his salvation? Doubtful!
Apathetic? Perhaps. So? 
Lois needs Clark's extraterresticle. 
Fearing death.  The x-ray said "screwed.
Shatner. Talks. Intermittently
Captain," advised Spock, "You'll immediately cloak Uranus!"
Trouble's brewing, Starbucks.
Mint jelly's often best, Bo Peep
"Fashion conscious?" It's "vain", silly. 
Never should try nightshade souffle. Evil ending.
"Deity's existence ended." - Nietzsche
Tasmanian arsonist expertly roasted our emu.
Eventually, cows boycotted his Chick-fil-A.
The comedian's rubber chicken flopped.
Wanna bet Tinkerbell screws Peter?
Toledo: Ohio's left pit
Star Whores: Speilberg's disgusting trilogy
Ancestors should've considered Trojans.
Tom Clancy disguises violence in political propaganda.
Cop pursued a donut.
Martini arrived stirred. James grabbed AK-47.
Have a quiche, Liberace told companion coyly.
Nitwit's ancestry genetically confirmed: Shamu, Sally Struthers
Calling collect? Click!
Away from cranium. Returning later.
Painted clocks, stoned: Salvador Dali
Kleptomaniac athletes typically steal bases.
After being sentenced, considered future. Purchased Vaseline.

^BATGIRL
Met Big Bird. Large balding canary.

BENBONES
Turtle very proudly passed bunny near finish.

BENDYSTRAW22
Operation Permanently Dumb: Bush's New strategy.

BINKLEY
Perhaps Republicans like women fat, childbearing, shoeless.
Pizza in an anatomically shaped pan. Erotic!
I am smart: S-M-R-T.
Carnegie Mellon: institute for killer programming people.

BKLYNMAN
The randy porcupine is seldom pleasured painlessly.

BLEUCOLLA
"Great Cubic Zirconia!" said nasty  in-laws
Nun tried singing, everyone fled.
Found Cat Stevens in Beruit.. so weird.
Rural guys love sheep.
Cross Dressers trade slips.
Nerd's orgy... Xeroxing
Clinton pondered perversions in Arkansas.
Jethro buggered the Clampetts.
Sally Struthers craves food.. another pizza dear?
I was young and humping goats...

BLUEYHUEY
Funny executioner's jokes made people die laughing.

BLINDSQUIRREL
Can't even pay attention.
Help me build this ark.
The cat thinks we're really big.
Pretty soon, she'll be playing solitaire.
Visitors in saucer confiscated my remote.
Shoed his horse. 
Road Runner's nemesis: Coyote.
In Xanadu, green balloons are purple.
Old people won't eat out, it's indecent.
I shouldn't laugh, I'm part southern hillbilly.
My answer? Divorce her fast!
Can't make out crude etchings.
True story, butt xeroxes are very personal.
Time share has less responsibilities.
Can't concentrate through pain.
Zorro clone fought against Zorro, but perished.
Parachutist dropped in.
Sorry for..... everything.
Clown College Seltzer Academy.
Weird pants zip sideways.
Secret Squirrel's my name.
Jerry Springer displays fighting scum.
Jump and laugh and feel all gay.
Specialists at redecorating; queers.
Confess nothing, some people don't know.
Hey, sorry about bringing bees in again.
Don't pee around any direct current.
I can't even fake a bad cold.
Acting like nothing happened.
'Ant farm freak.
My husband's a janitor, it's his dream.
Turns out he's slightly gay.
Running Scissors, Sioux indian, made parents tense.
Praying for love (to bring pizza).
Einstein needed comb.
Clink knows nutheeng, maybe he's Polish.
The clock taunts me with clicking sounds.
Good first date, fell roller skating.
Weebles lack stability.
Ask me first, I'm easily manipulated.
Start over again.
Raisins haunt my rabbit hutch.
Away from desk, chugging gin.
Lightning struck my house this morning.
Rookie conductor needed his notes.
Energizer Bunny poops batteries.
Terror came, now dead are coming out.
She wants to date someone from Loserville?
Art is the soul's passion conveyed.
Brain stopped sending me information. 
Ernie hid Bert's diet tea for fun.
Please call back, I lost weight.
Women are beautiful (in green pants).
Chicken masochist choked himself.
Another cancelled date, sorry about headache.
Date eventually pretended to nap.
Please don't lick my cat that much.
Third date, touched boob.
Superman's thoughts: "Damn, I hate tights."
Strike concerned neighborhood bowlers.
Sorry, couldn't resist
Amoeba's beside himself.
Riding the gravy train, don't need lumps.
Time bends infinitely. 
Captain Picard began caressing Data's overdrive.
Never burn kittens at the stake.
Cancel that thought.
Got eleven toes, can't buy Converse.
Death is a town in South Dakota.
Cancel the party, Bob's gone crazy.
Circle the Saturn station wagons.
How come two if by sea?
That's it buddy, we're done playing checkers.
Bought an invisible umbrella.
Time to choke you.
Rude habit, biting strangers,
Avoid Paula, she just shot her husband.
Silent church farts.
But I didn't say you're insecure.
Don't tell me I still smell horrible?
Starting to pay for those drug days.
Future Boy phoned himself.
Never swallow dental floss
Until someone pauses, respectfully don't butt in.
Ain't that Big Foot?
Bowling for Anorexics.
Pastey the Clown's really jaundiced.
Call the hospital. acro cramp.
 ...and never walk like Liberace.
We're waiting for real people.
Ben Dover hates prison.
Jerry Springer smells the cheese.
Removed brain, stopped crazy visions dead.
Dewey gets laid periodically.
Bet we'll die friends.
That was bad, paying for poodle psychic.
Hillbilly reunion cancelled, everyone's uncle died.
Hang on Sloopy.
Electrical engineers built my shorts.
Soy burger in paradise.
Joined the rodeo, dating some clown.
Amish zookeeper rustled up some cows.
Plastic virgin: Barbie.
He rode horse into sunset, then died.
Coffee enemas really perk your ass.
Soiled myself spreading goo on our cat. 
We could continue acroing, my place.
Police dog goes around saying "Drop It!"
Seeking basement but its a trailer.
Can’t spell, never playing Scrabble again.
Please call me a taxi.
Charlie Brown boinked his redhead.
Time's ticked at me.
"How?" asked indian.
"Running Scissors" died prematurely, remarked indian.
Riding on tractor, can't remember why.
I enjoy scratching myself, since nobody's watching.
Jerry Springer's foaming from the mouth again.
Ernie considered murdering Bert.
Date faked an aneurism, I'm really confused.
I fear people fleeing from elevators.
Change me back godammit!
Spam sat in the can and sulked.
Being green's easy, envy me.
Penelope's prize zucchini brought praise.
Jack and Jill are recovering.
Wisdom seldom involves gratifying self.
Everyone knows Uhura plays zither.
Waldo's missing again.
Stop laughing at adults, you're a kid.
Ornithologist fears bird breath.
Say something peculiar in Arabic.
Never milk cats.
Lighting of farts started butt fire.
Queen: "Feed subjects pastry then"
Paul Bunyon's got enormous testicles.
Tokyo prohibitied Godzilla gatherings. 
Can't quite see what's ahead.
Fill in blank: The______ has hairy ears.
Hillbilly evangelists believe in Jerry Springer.
Octopus played cello, piano & triangle.
Javelin catching accident, I remember something fast.
... and so began Masochistic Puppet Playhouse. 
Invisible man? Clearly.
 Psychiatry failed but everything's fine.
Spam sat in the can and sulked.
Don't be predictable.
Penelope's prize zucchini brought praise.
"Godamn dog" hamster thought. 
Bought hamster walker, old hamster. 
Prepare me a sauteed hamster. 
Another hamster acro began poorly. 
Indians fooled Custer.
Cancelled my date, emergency shampooing contest tonight.
Nude violinist suddenly developed pianist envy.
I'm perfectly satisfied acroing poorly.
Can't escape prison, dropped soap and screamed.
Tried joining zoo, got hand stamped "Denied"
Cows' "Down with Tipping" notices bothered Stu.
Anorexic child enjoyed a crumb.
People repeat clever catchphrases.
Concrete underpants don't bend.
Never drink milk in anger.
This time I'll love without being afraid.
Schultz often pretended about knowing nutheeeng.
 '...and so began Nude Customer Tuesday.
Ok then, I'll be good.
Swigging Clorox ruined my innards
That's not quiche! Cat upchucked spoiled meat.
Visiting optometrist, crosseyed.
Vetrenarians are animal repairmen.
Golfing naked looks kinda ridiculous.
Lazarus died twice.
After several beers, beauty became subjective.
Aliens disgustingly jettisoned Michael Bolton.
Redneck distance: yonder.
Obituary concluded, Fool killed himself jousting.
Dyeing his underwear purple, Barney pondered career.
Night's cruel coming removes colors, light.' 
Falling Waters, delightful creation.
Dead is characterized through doornail degrees.
Nerd said to nerd, "seeya electrical engineer" 
Life's uninteresting, until noon anyway.
Remember fun? You were much younger.
Forever just doesn't stop.
Batteries are not included.
Xerox problem is sometimes a jammed paper.
Why switch horses midstream?
Do all vampires hate reflective situations?
Smells rotten: Denmark
Ed Sullivan dyed his underpants mauve.
Redneck distance: yonder.
Zorro, though a gay blade, heterosexual.
I'm from beyond the moon
Never pet porcupines, just admire remotely.
Polly actually loathes crackers.
Slow night for an undertaker.

BOOHER
Tweedle and Dee: Wee enigmatic elves.

BRAD_SYD
Hey, i'm eating this. Scram, starving African.
Sullen Mcdonalds young trainees take crack.
Fervently, gyneacologist practised. Made girlfriend happy, sore.
Adams droopy figleaf'
Papa bear's naked, Goldilocks.
Repunzel got Rogaine. Used frequently.
Elephant sneezed. Poor you.
Unicorns are justifiably quiet.
Cthulu tried his dinner. "Vegetables.. Mmm, flavor."
Artificial Intelligence failed love.
Lassies old. Usually sleeps.
I am manipulating your thought processes.
Cold calling, desperate salesmen mentioned a lick.
Heff, get dressed!
Goldilocks: "Caught! Christ.. run." Bears: "Grrr"
Naked sports. Video zoomed, massive quarterback.
Neighbors are complaining, can't sleep. Stop sex?
Everyone hates his fiancee.
Blind dates guidedog bites.
Crisis: Republican president visited democrats, exploded zucchini.
Naked skydivers limp parachute.
My proctologist laughed. Eventually, broke pump.
Town coward has got dog called, 'yella'.
Orphanage foods fatal. Probably best.. but damn.
Pimp scientists developed Viagra.
Military Grandfather crochets Afgans.
Courtney Cox's weightloss group: Gone.
Fido says, "bark," daily.
Cloned myself because scrubbings a pain.
Left when party turned crass. Stripping mothers?
Girlfriends upstairs getting excited.
Lost several chickens on south-bound interstate.
Nell Carter. Topless.
At Redmond Zoo, employees feed computers.
Diane Sawyer's crosseyed.
I'm the evil stepmother.
Can't run fast. Having my cervix out.
Parapsychologists have demonstrated my psychic sofa's correct.
Pinnochio stared upwards. Shelves. Love.
On bed. Come to bed?
Canadian zoo nabbed Donkey Kong.
Headless corpse bothered an aging Quincy.
Library: A book suppositary. Wait, damn-- repository.
Playing poker. *poke*.
Michael Bolton: Antichrist.
Jesus and Bush: Republicans & bowling partners.
Jumper howled, "Emmptyyyyy parachuuuuute caseeeee."
Bob Builder & Christ: Carpenter superstars. 
Sold my soul. Receipt says, "bargain.
Dated a mental patient. She's hot.
Date laughed. Closed fly.
Rabbi and scissors? Suddenly frightened.
Karen Carpenters hearse's pretty thin.
Ran into door. Again.
Justine Batemen's chubby. Family Pies?
Clinton, your cigar is a gynaecological aphorism.
Bored, Diana lit Queens farts.
Cavemen perfected art, fire & got in trouble.
Copyright screwed Xerox.
Can't dance? Check legs for thrombosis veins.
Before wedding, he asked for receipt.
President replied, "WMD's? Probably my socks."
Yoda's a little dirty bastard.
Eventually, her virginity failed her.
Scientists trained mice to control cheese cravings
"I'm just terrific!" - Bush's diary.
Zombie restaurant serves eggs & brains
Psychiatrists explained my realitys mistaken
Goliath, pavements hard
Sadly, Disney's shattered his frozen head off.
After studying cannabalism, ate class.
Apes evolved finally!
Ritalin taking children learn society cherishes drugs.
Termites considered brunch causing Pinnochio many problems. 
Priceless: One angry former girlfriend... Master Card.
Upset. Reason? Girlfriend escaped dungeon.
Sometimes, partner likes to screw. Umm, jars.
Idaho curtains: Toilet paper.
Comedian: Santa sleighs me! 
Blind surgeon badly performed crotch transplant. 
Orwells conspiracy caused worldwide linguistic angst.
I enjoy wearing volumious knickers. Puritan.
Lumpy pants are my problem. 
Headless corpses lack ambition.
Chicken... egg. Chicken... egg. Then chicken.
Lassie came home!
Jesus Christ's eleven best friends.
Wild Gorillas are threatening Donkey Kong.
Accidently cooked our hamster.
Heaven: My place, Saturday. Lingerie, maybe? Incredible.
Build me a woman. I'm desperate.
My cat keeps thinking i'm mice!
Women always 'seem' nice.
Fran Fine's diary: "SCREEECH".
Got leprosy? Don't nod.
Naturally, a 'Z's 'N' turned.
Run, racehorse! Glue's disgusting!
Disco: Seventies epileptic movement.
Cannibal began cooking self. Was bored.
Whilst President mowed lawn, Canada attacked.
At Breast Control, examining cups.
Death surprised Elvis. His bathroom disaster.
My family's odd. Everyone's called Humperdink.
Childish fireman carried Super Soaker.
Too much therapy ruined romantic lunatic. 
Police arrested the janitor and people clapped.
Santa's dead! Children left speechless.
Anorexic young zombies eat ricotta.
Arithmatic Attemptors Anonymous. Math's newbies.
Shaved my legs again with grandmother's razor.
X: Pretend integer.
Internerd dating. Madness.
Crap, my heart just stopped!
Police arrested the janitor and people clapped.
Watergate: President's big moment
Found husband cuddling llama.
Pope swallowed exctesy. Dancing horribly.

BRAILLE
Hate Z's. Can never do much.

BRAUTIGAN
Jon Bon Chovie's fishy persona.
My ass meets federal regulations.
Every fart is a thunderous rectal melody.
Elvis Costello smells like halibut.
Krusty caught sidekick attempting dastardly deeds.
Hump me Quasimodo!
Dell guy inhaled?
Choose a weapon, Joey Heatherton!
Only with barbituates could Elvis sleep. 
Mario Andretti driving Ford Taurus?
Lumpy, the x-rated camel.
Rim shots accentuate punchlines.

BRENDA Q
Don't hum underwater.

BUMBASS
Lighting farts gives flames in your denims.
Chasing nudists is exhausting.
Mother Theresa, the Calcutta swinger.
Colostomy juice aromatherapy.
Sewer rats were ruining my evening poop.
Check Winona's handbag! 
Michael Jackson finally asked Michael Bolton inside.
Cooked dog's quite furry, even with curry.
Kittens always taste sweeter boiled.
Gorilla irritated her, quickly slapping Sigourney.

CADET
Cinema 'bout druggies: Train Watching

CALAMITY
Tutankhamen's pyramid's smallish.
'Never rob people police eventually track criminals.
Understanding will help some believe life's wonderful.
My xylophone has broken, musically destroyed.
His incessant questions bother some old people.
In our world constant chaos provokes terror.
Old people keep slowing down traffic.
Consider everything then choose.
Cowards frequently run escaping conflicts regrettably.
Fire burned everything, day started to deteriorate.
Can't judge his handshake.
Weather's evidently all wet.
With God every Sunday, Church's perfectly joyful.
Quacking exposed Psychiatrist's character.
Don't call everyone in, keep them away!
Failure can cause improvement.
Basically after teens you're frequently using Geritol.
Seniors winnibego moves normally slow.
Constant drinking starts the deterioration.
Life's values often expose a person's morals.
Storks deliver really cuddly children. 

CALIGULA
Armies relax in latrines.
Gargoyle’s generally misunderstood considering he's stoned.
Pinnochio felt pretty board.
Caterpillars appreciate shoes apparently.
Cannibals neglect salads constantly.
Dumb people consider you intelligent.
Porcupines generally scare balloons, just guessing.
Considering parachute's torn, just died.
Lesbians just don't seek johnsons.
Snowmen fearing death don't try saunas.
Bachelors seldom floss.
Can gargoyle boyfriend really cement courtships?
Charlottes web suggested pig propoganda.
Caterpillars probably remember purchasing lotsa shoes.
Oyster: pearl creator.
Apparently Dracula doesn't seek pintsized lovers.
I admitted jockey was my short cousin.
God probably understands all religions.
Sponges began drinking irresponsibly
A bad cow sometimes buys cheeseburgers.
Hawaiins will mate Komaniwannalaya babe!
After boozing I fly badly, admitted owl.
Reacting to chicken little, sky considered downfall.
Submarine admitted whale seemed sexy. 
You need dreams because reality does hurt.
Cats generate hairballs.
Bladder's probably full.
Gilligan banging Ginger sometimes scared the Howells.
Duck seemed wrinkled, required Ponds.
Noah really invented animal crackers.
Barbie needed GiJoe.
Attila the nun lacked seriousness.
I apparently got bad directions during religion.
Charlotte became confused spelling: 'Wilbur's bacon'.
Frog croaked, overdosed.
Snowmen avoid dryers. 
Just missing cruise, unicorns maddened Noah.
Hardwood described Pinnochio's woodpecker.
Pinnochio had problems near chainsaw.
Pirates seek X.
Pirates can fake Arrghasms.
Fish prefer seafood, curious?
Community Chest was Monopoly's slut!
Pinnochio's sad, woodpecker shrank. 
Saunas regularly murder snowmen. 
Cat juggling always has PETA doing cartwheels.
Porcupines, they hate balloons.
A stranger vacuumed my carpet!
Hippopotamus ruined trampoline.
Atlas's big mistake: shrugging.
Whale's aching after periscope injury.
Pinnochio hated slivers.
Colonel had chickens flustered.
Kangaroo toy: trampoline?
I never said pleasure doesn't require money.
A dead cat doesn't catch mice.
Goldilocks considers porridge mediocre since eating stew.
Zebra lover destroyed horses' marriage.
Penguins sometimes don tuxedo clothing.
Octopus looked foolish seducing arachnid.
Santa's sleigh crashed frequently after Prancer drank.
That dangerous chainsaw generated Pinochios obituary.
Shot mine, equipment: silencer
While seeking soap, prisoners are sorry.
Glowing's Chernobyl's consequence.
Termites seldom ingest mahogany.
Spanking monkey enthused Curious George.
After I teased hooker, wife felt enraged.

CATTANK
Found the hillbilly life incredible.
Please Father, forgive sins.  Calling God... 
Your nine lives kindly expired.
Neutered my hamster. 
Judge just insisted: Too much info!
Celery's my aphrodisiac. 
Dominoes fall backwards, crashing.
Atlantis:  Underwater universe.
Cindy Brady's my sister, asswipe.

CCFROMNC
Brilliance dumbfounds me.
"Just a leg and finger", amputee groaned.
Even without a leg, golfer shot forty.
Better cover eyes.
I'm suddenly aging & every second counts.
Cartoon balloons are for talking.
Dilemma continues, buy Disco or Pavarotti?
Flawed logic rarely teaches anything.
Multiple pops, hear my knuckles? 
Groveling and sobbing didn't last a year.
Stole kid's piggybank.
Kangaroo Life magazine's in your appropriate pouch.
Crosseyed pianist often sounds flat. 
Crying won't solve people's problems.
P's & Q's, behavior attributes.

CHIKIBOW
Can't bear my world. 
Harpooned poor whale. Got my shaft. 
Bush has suddenly collapsed Union. 
American gun laws amusing. 
Line dancin's totally country.
Someone feed Mikey.
Wild eels can delve in island paradise.
Found terrorists have limitless intentions.
Surfer crashed in waves.
Painter tore ear.
Hole suddenly appeared. Earth probably sucked endlessly.
Got caught cutting really bad grass.
Need some varnish. Zippo must've quit.
Interior decorator can't really find rug. 
Real grass tastes icky. Really.
Hung. Grand jury in deliberations.
Charo really needs jumpy hair.
Many politicians need some action.
A idiot terrorist has war fighting everyone.
Iliteracy sometimes inhibits creativity.
Marriage sometimes creates a zany new maelstrom.
Bread doesn't get better.
Michaelangelo painted little ears behind Paul.
Stopped taking my yearly injections: ritalin relaxants.
Quilt is curiously frayed beyond repair.
Wright brothers rode their bikes.
Work that pays poorly has a bonus.
Hole created that has heavier ozone going.
Tough times really hurt.
University acquires research station.
Hatred can evoke hurt.
Lost some karate fight creatively chopping.
Have perfected paste. Must taste.

CHIPPS
Be perverted. Let's dance partially undressed.
Completely?
Cold feet explains single people.
Aerosmith: elderly band.
Random bathroom comments proved distastrous.
Kiss someone cute, smiling.
Creatively belching Innagodda Davida violates protocol.
Software pirates virtually pillage.
Leave your job. Sell breathmints.
Quietly, I shaved, remembering Don Johnson. 
A ferret, somebody's sphincter, Carl Reiner.
Horatio Hornblower blew, and sailors began cheering.
I see, said blindman. 
Ouch, I've become ridge, that's not healthy!
My answers STILL defy comprehension.
Maybe you remember my father, Ishmael.
Sopwith Camels won't bother Snoopy.
Accept the impossible.
Her color is disturbing.
Henry Mancini couldn't comprehend Supertramp.
Nice shirt, son. Nobody knows it's burlap.
I shot Charlton Heston.
Faked my virginity.
One last grope.
Darwin's siblings: chimps.
Anheiser Bush, president's routinely forgotten son.
Achilles' collie heeled effortlessly.
Bored squeezers nearby. Alert Charmin.
Apes rarely gave Charlton Heston anything important. 
I think, and nothing comes to mind.
Fried well. The burgers're George Foremaned. 
Passionate Panfluting Potpourri. Zamfir's CD bored critics.
Seven major foul expletives: George Carlin.
Michael Landon portrayed many wonderful masculine figures.
Chewbacca's dick frightened Mark Hamill.
Canadians perfected bacon.
Pulling this phalange causes something stinky.
Panfluting CD: Zamfir's Songs of Geekly Tranquility
Remember your condition, my tribble. Don't copulate.
Poor Lawrence Welk, he's toast.
Damn skeletons. I keep mine in hiding.
Contemplating thy girlfriend's chest hair.
Phoning home, ET whalloped my phone card.
Here's a gift.  And it's probably stolen.
She's been to Paris. Frenches expertly.
Heaven's a good hour from here.

CLINT
Using utensils? Wow, some classy resturaunt.
We're enthusiastic about having gotten up.
Nobody gets better. Enjoy it.
Little children can comprehend everything.
Who's gonna say it?
General prayer: "Help."
Hard to describe you.
Insert Name is from a huge beauracracy.
Harry, a pet hamster, is really Jesus.
Easy. Repeat the procedure, reversing it.
This music ain't so relaxing.
Rogain- "Good morning, little bald spot."
And now everyone's dead. Go, Quentin Tarantino.
Bad kid eats his baby sitter.
Cynics think they're safe from emotions.
Bob Dole's panties are crotchless.
Can't change me without changing yourself.
My teeth fell loudly onto the plate.
My x-rays show another person.
Reading centerfolds is educational.
Missing cartoonist drew curtains.
My bunny slippers will smell my salad.
Ring around an asshole.
This beats getting my gonads skewered.
Consider my debt repaid.
Oh crikey, we're Irish!
Apathy Quilt covers Lazy Boy.
Conformist eventually called his dog 'Spot'.
Repent! Cancel Penthouse.
We used one condom twice.
Sajack's always saying "Jack. Haha!"
Cyanide stops cavities.

CYRANIX0R
Won't someone hump me?
Can saudis become camel smokers?

CZENTS
Pandora's torment: Curiosity.

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