Social Commentary

spam4> the campus server went down today while hundreds of folks were waiting to get student IDs
stengar> youch, spammy
spam4> these kids today, no idea of how to riot!
spam4> they just whined
stengar> they probably texted each other about it

More Social Commentary

Blindsquirel> spam I was watching CNN tonight and saw major flooding in Sac caused by the levees in SF area, total devastation, was worried for ya, then they said it was a simulation
Blindsquirel> sure looked real
spam4> it's a scary thought
Blindsquirel> sure is
hmglaz> saw the same simulation on Fox and they were blaming Obama.

For the Sake of Posterity?

hmglaz> Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!
spam4> did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? Stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Blindsquirel> the leper mom who warned her kids not to wipe their feet off before entering the house
stengar> I like the one about the man who was shipwrecked on an island containing only a female leper colony
stengar> he became a male prosititute, and did very well, until his business fell off
hmglaz> How about the "what do you call" jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bucket of water? Bob. On a wall? Art.
Blindsquirel> water skiing? Skip
stengar> gal with one leg, Ilene
Blindsquirel> woman with one leg, works at IHOP
spam4> how do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
Blindsquirel> wave to him
Blindsquirel> guy with no arms and legs in a pile of leaves....
spam4> what's green and makes holes?
hmglaz> what do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Blindsquirel> pitch around him?
stengar> throw an inside slider
hmglaz> walk him and pitch to the giraffe
Blindsquirel> answer ... Russell
stengar> wait, what's green and makes holes?
spam4> a drill pickle
stengar> what's green and shakes its hips?
Blindsquirel> elvis parsley
Blindsquirel> what's green and leaves her kids to go party?
Blindsquirel> Broccoli Spears
hmglaz> who's the biggest star in the termite movie business?
hmglaz> Clint Eatswood.
Blindsquirel> Why did the Lepor fail his Driving Test? A: He left his foot on the clutch
Blindsquirel> Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
stengar> I've heard that cannibals will not eat clowns
spam4> they taste funny
Blindsquirel> Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes."
Blindsquirel> I found that last one a bit tasteless

Aroma Therapy

Traumerei's answer of 'Bob, the aromatherapy consultant. He smells.'
Blindsquirel's answer of 'Bob thought about changing his shorts.'

Christmas

brad`> I've bought my epileptic girlfriend a strobelight for christmas.
brad`> She's going to have a fit when she sees it.

Homage to the Bard

spam4> hey Blindie... what do you call Goldberg's IRA?
Blindsquirel> umm I dont know
spam4> Whoopi cushion
spam4> What did Clinton say about Hamlet's struggle?
Blindsquirel> ./ignore spam4
brad`> Here's a cigar?
spam4> Ophelia pain
Blindsquirel> that was really bard spam
brad`> rotten. Even in Denmark.

Guess the Topic

acrobot> Answer [1]: good people eat chicken right?
acrobot> Answer [2]: Gout pandemic, earthlings can't run!
acrobot> Answer [3]: George poked economy. Cold. Retry?
acrobot> Answer [4]: Godzilla probably eats chinese rice.
acrobot> Answer [5]: Gigantic plankton eat coral reefs.
acrobot> Answer [6]: Guillotine's pretty exact, claimed Robsepierre.
acrobot> Answer [7]: Gyrating painfully, erection's conspicuous, Reverand.
acrobot> Answer [8]: Giant pecker escaped chicken ranch.
acrobot> Answer [9]: Geologists penetrate earth's crust regularly.
acrobot> /MSG me your votes on the person with the best expanded acronym. Use the format /msg acrobot . You have 60 seconds!
Blindsquirel> Topic : acros that sound dirty but aren't